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Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Lol america

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Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
I didnt even ed balls it. Why? Cause just lol america

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Thatim posted:

Lol america

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Make It Legal to Literally Kill Fascists in the Streets and Primary Every Spineless Centrist

Pomp 2020

My slogans kind of a mouthful but i think it'll resonate, vote for me

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Pomp posted:

Make It Legal to Literally Kill Fascists in the Streets and Primary Every Spineless Centrist

Pomp 2020

My slogans kind of a mouthful but i think it'll resonate, vote for me
endorsed as long as you have That DICK! as vp

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

gregday posted:

Just lol at the idea of trump taking and or keeping any kind of oath

And yet here we are

He's taken them a millions times, he just needs to pretend he's in court again and he'll be fine

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Pomp posted:

Make It Legal to Literally Kill Fascists in the Streets and Primary Every Spineless Centrist

Pomp 2020

My slogans kind of a mouthful but i think it'll resonate, vote for me

My campaign promise of killing every foodie will resonate better I think, ur hosed m8

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Epic High Five posted:

My campaign promise of killing every foodie will resonate better I think, ur hosed m8
hot take: chili belongs in beans

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

My campaign promise of killing every foodie will resonate better I think, ur hosed m8

Whoever loses, we win

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

delicious nutritious bulk

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

hot take: chili belongs in beans

:yeah:

i'll politically purge you last

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Anime Schoolgirl posted:

hot take: chili belongs in beans

im a chili shaman, i recognize that the original native recipe involves no beans but accept that we don't work off that recipe so beans are perfectly allowable if the maker so desires

the only cardinal sin of chili is making it super mild

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Pomp posted:

:yeah:

i'll politically purge you last
too late i will have already died trying to do a 360 kickflip while headshotting nazis

and i die from the failed kickflip instead of being shot

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

too late i will have already died trying to do a 360 kickflip while headshotting nazis

and i die from the failed kickflip instead of being shot


posthumous medal of honor IMO

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Scrub Niggurath posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IddP8AAIGTQ

Ted Cruz:
One day more!
Another day another dip for me
This never ending road from Calgary
These men who seem to know my slime will not be fooled a second time,
One day more...

Rand Paul:
I did not poll until today
How can I live, now that I've started?

Ted Cruz:
One day more

Rand Paul + Carly Fiorina:
Tomorrow we'll have dropped away,
And yet, by now we should have parted...

Jeb Bush:
One more day all on my own

Rand Paul + Carly Fiorina:
Will we ever run again?

Jeb Bush:
With the GOP not caring

Carly Fiorina:
I was here for Hillary!

Jeb Bush:
What a life I might have known...

Rand Paul:
Hope I still have Kentucky...

Jeb Bush:
Trump's a bully, it's not fair!

Marco Rubio:
One more day until the storm!

John Kasich:
Do I stay out on the road?

Marco Rubio:
At the caucuses for freedom

John Kasich:
For the battle in New Hampshire?

Marco Rubio:
But first, about Obamacare

John Kasich:
Do I fight my brothers there?

Marco Rubio:
It has destroyed America

Ted Cruz:
One day more!

Donald Trump:
One more day to Trumpolution
They will never have me stumped
We'll be ready for those losers
They're low energy; vote Trump!

Ted Cruz:
One day more!

Ben Carson + Mike Huckabee:
Lock our donors up
Give em all a call
Always worth a buck when it's a free for all
Here a little speech
Half a million more
See you on the book tours that are coming up!

Republican primary voters:
One day to a new beginning
(Raise the flag of Iowa high!)
Every man will meet Steve King
(Every man will meet Steve King!)
There's a candidate for freedom
(There can only be just one!)

All:
Do you hear the people sing?

Chris Christie:
My place is here
I fight for food!

Ted Cruz:
ONE DAY MORE!

Rand and Fiorina:
We did not run until today!

Jeb Bush:
One more day all on my own!

Rand and Fiorina:
How can we drop now that we've started?

Donald Trump:
I will be the people's hero
They will turn out in the snow
I'm doing best in all the polls
They've got no shot and they all know

Ted Cruz:
One day more!

John Kasich:
Do I stay out on the road?

Jeb Bush:
What a life I might have known!

Rand and Fiorina:
By now we both should have departed

Donald Trump:
One more day to Trumpolution
They will never have me stumped
I'll be ready for these losers

Ben Carson + Mike Huckabee:
Lock our donors up
Give em each a call
Always worth a buck when it's a free for all

Ted Cruz:
Tomorrow is the caucus day
Tomorrow is the judgment day

All:
Tomorrow we'll discover what our god Ron Reagan has in store!
One more dawn
One more day
One
Day
More!

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Scrub Niggurath posted:


[2016. The teeming, squalid streets of Des Moines. Beggars, Clintons, prostitutes, Sanderistas, etc.]



Sanderistas:
Look down, and see the Sanderistas at your feet
Look down and show some mercy if you can
Look down and see
The sweepings of the streets
Look down, look down,
Upon your fellow entitled white men!

Clinton:
How do you do? My name's Hillary
These are my people, here's my patch
Not much to look at, nothing posh
Nothing that you'd call up to scratch
This is my server, my get-out-of-jail-free
Here in the slums of Des Moines
We live on emails of humble society
Tough on the fingers, but what the hell!
Think you're poor?
Think you're free?
Follow me, follow me!

Sanderistas:
Look down, and show some mercy if you can
Look down, look down, upon your fellow man

[An old abuela finds a young prostitute occupying her local park.]

Old Abuela:
What you think yer at?
Hanging round me pitch?
If you're new around here, girl
You've got a lot to learn
The meaning of Trumpocracy

Paul Ryan:
Listen you old bat
Crazy bloody witch
'Least I give my constituents
Some appropriations in return

Old Abuela:
I know what you give!
Give 'em all the Grand Bargain!
Spread around your indictments
Till they end up in the Benghazi box

Ted Cruz:
Leave the poor old cow,
Move it, Hillary
She used to be no better
Till the clap got to her brain

John Kasich:
When's it gonna end?
When we gonna live?
Something's gotta happen now or
Something's gonna give...
It'll come, it'll come, it'll come
It'll come, it'll come

Trump:
Where the leaders of the land?
Where are the swells who run this show?

Marius Rubio:
Only one man - and that's Jeb!
Speaks for these people here below

Sanderistas:
See the illegals fed
Help us in our shame
Something for our crust of meds
In Holy Bernies' name

Dr. Ben Carson:
In the Lord's Holy name.

Sanderistas:
In his name, in his name, in his name...

Marius Rubio:
Jeb! is ill and fading fast!
Won't last the week out so they say

Trump:
With all the anger in the land
How long before the judgement day?
Before we cut the illegal ones down to size?
Before the TrumpWalls arise?

Clinton:
Watch out for old Bernie
All of his family is on the make
Once ran a hash-house down the way
Bit of a swine and no mistake
He's got a gang
The bleeding layabout
Even his daughter does her share
That's JLaw, she knows her way about
Only a kid, but hard to scare
Do we care?
Not a cuss!
Long live us, long live us!

Sanderistas:
Look down, and show some mercy if you can
Look down, look down, upon your fellow man!

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

B e r n i e S a n d e r s

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

endorsed as long as you have That DICK! as vp

[mike pence squirm] i am honored to have your support

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Man Musk posted:

B e r n i e S a n d e r s

B E R N I E W A V E

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/Nwanyi_abagana/status/810222555286110208

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


holy poo poo. pissssssssss

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

e: gently caress you ^

holy poo poo

piss

StashAugustine fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Dec 18, 2016

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i love how after 2 minutes and 20 seconds of gawking and recording poo poo on his phone making no effort to warn approaching motorists he declares 'somebody call 911 out here'

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




im the guy with a tanker full of explosive poo poo that's speeding in a loving ice storm

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



In Indy there were warnings of ice the next day and to stay home up like 12 hours before the storm hit and there was still like 200 wrecks and 2 fatalities, what the gently caress people

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
The trailer for the new Cloverfield is looking pretty good.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

there was 3 inches of snow this morning

tomorrow it's supposed to be 60 and raining before going straight below freezing

normal weather, yep

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Epic High Five posted:

im the guy with a tanker full of explosive poo poo that's speeding in a loving ice storm

"huh the roads are covered in ice, better drive my enormous rolling bomb at the normal speed lol"

      - a stupid loving american, just an enormous hoser, goddamnit why are you people in the states so dumb

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Vertical Lime posted:

there was 3 inches of snow this morning

tomorrow it's supposed to be 60 and raining before going straight below freezing

normal weather, yep

I missed the death freeze by like 2 degrees where I'm at but it's striking tonight before I head home RIP

Luckily all the students are home so it'll just be me an all the asian students who stay for breaks busting our asses trying to get some fuckin groceries

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Fallen Hamprince posted:

"huh the roads are covered in ice, better drive my enormous rolling bomb at the normal speed lol"

      - a stupid loving american, just an enormous hoser, goddamnit why are you people in the states so dumb

not everyone has time to sit around in their longjohns all day eating poutine and gaining valuable lessons from ice road truckers

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
In case you missed it, and that's easy to do with craziness happening everyday, here's a preview of the forward-leaning, less politically correct domestic programs coming up:

Rep. Peter King: We shouldn't be 'pandering' to political correctness

quote:

“I disagree with her when she puts the emphasis on building trust with the Muslim community, they have no reason not to trust the police,”

quote:

“So listen, it's not going to be the handshake of a friendship that's going to bring Muslim Americans outside,” King said. “To get more intelligence, you have to do that by surveillance, by undercovers. That’s what has been done with every other ethnic group in this country when there is crime, whether it's the Westies and the Irish, whether it’s the Italians and the mafia, that's how you do it. We shouldn't be pandering to political correctness."

https://twitter.com/epngo/status/809484162117828609?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

King tells Trump to use Ray Kelly-style surveillance on Muslims

quote:

King, a member of the House Homeland Security Committee and chairman of the Subcommittee on Counterterrorism and Intelligence, described a proactive information-gathering operation that he said would enable officials to find out “who’s who, if somebody new moved in, is there somebody different, is there somebody we should be looking at.”

“Find out who’s who in the community so you can know who to look for in the event there is a problem,"

In case you forgot about Commissioner Kelly:

https://www.ap.org/about/awards-and-recognition/highlights-of-aps-pulitzer-prize-winning-probe-into-nypd-intelligence-operations

quote:

AP's investigation has revealed that the NYPD dispatched undercover officers into minority neighborhoods as part of a human mapping program. Police also used informants, known as "mosque crawlers," to monitor sermons, even when there was no evidence of wrongdoing.

The AP also determined that police subjected entire neighborhoods to surveillance and scrutiny, often because of the ethnicity of the residents, not because of any accusations of crimes. Hundreds of mosques and Muslim student groups were investigated and dozens were infiltrated. Many of these operations were built with help from the CIA, which is prohibited from spying on Americans but was instrumental in transforming the NYPD's intelligence unit after 9/11.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

That DICK! posted:

i love how after 2 minutes and 20 seconds of gawking and recording poo poo on his phone making no effort to warn approaching motorists he declares 'somebody call 911 out here'

LMAO did you miss the part where the tanker flies down into the gaping chasm between the two highways? How the gently caress was he gonna get over there and warn people? I know that portion of the interstate, no loving way to get over to the other side in any sort of useful manner, especially in that weather.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

like, wave your hands with your flashlight on at least. i dunno, anything other than recording it on your phone and not calling the police lol

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

this dude comes outta no where and gets all high and mighty about his knowledge of that specific highway

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



there likely were people warning people down the road, there usually are in these cases, the problem isn't warning as much as it is that once you hit ice at speed there's nothing more you can do

maybe it's a regional thing but when I was getting my license they DRILLED it into my head that bridges ice over like instantly and to slow the gently caress down or you'll die loving horribly and probably kill a bunch of people

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
No seriously has anyone in the past hour been able to figure out what the hell prompted the President-Elect of the United State to say what he did? Is there actually any explanation? Any at all?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SpiderHyphenMan posted:

No seriously has anyone in the past hour been able to figure out what the hell prompted the President-Elect of the United State to say what he did? Is there actually any explanation? Any at all?

same thing the right did when the hostages were returned within like an hour months ago, they just super lovely that their talking points of hysterics were taken from them by the Kenyan usurper without any bloodshed or calls for righteous crusade

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Vertical Lime posted:

there was 3 inches of snow this morning

tomorrow it's supposed to be 60 and raining before going straight below freezing

normal weather, yep

had my first day of snow driving after moving from California.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Karl Sharks posted:

lmao i love how he just wants to hand over classified technology to one of our geopolitical adversaries

maybe he wants them to be made in china so we can get them on the cheap

i doubt that there's anything terribly interesting in it tbh, and even if there was they'd pry that part loose before handing it back anyway.

"hey china it's nice that we got our spy sub back but you nicked the XM84 brain fryer it had please give that back too"

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

No seriously has anyone in the past hour been able to figure out what the hell prompted the President-Elect of the United State to say what he did? Is there actually any explanation? Any at all?

you could post this any hour

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

No seriously has anyone in the past hour been able to figure out what the hell prompted the President-Elect of the United State to say what he did? Is there actually any explanation? Any at all?

He's dumb as gently caress op.

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