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 How many of you own the tiny salt and pepper shakers with the mini napkin holder that came with the first box set release? I can't find the tiny napkins to replace what came with it  The miniature puffy shirt is pretty amazing also.
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I"m trying to figure out why you posted an insanely low resolution screen-cap of what I think is "The Lopper" (i.e. Slippery Pete.) Not only is it really terrible on it's own, but it has nothing to do with your post... 
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Apr 1, 2012 05:06
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Yeah well, the life support machine called and...
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Apr 1, 2012 05:18
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DrBouvenstein posted:I"m trying to figure out why you posted an insanely low resolution screen-cap of what I think is "The Lopper" (i.e. Slippery Pete.) Just because I ran across it online. Yes it is of terrible quality and no it has nothing to do with the post. It is indeed "The Lopper" (i.e. Slippery Pete.)
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Apr 1, 2012 05:21
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WouldDesk posted:Just because I ran across it online. Yes it is of terrible quality and no it has nothing to do with the post. It is indeed "The Lopper" (i.e. Slippery Pete.) Thank you for reminding me how much I love that one post filled with dozens of low-res avatars, mostly of Frank in the war.
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Apr 1, 2012 05:24
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Supreme Allah posted:Yeah well, the life support machine called and... ....my wife is a whore. Coffee And Pie posted:Thank you for reminding me how much I love that one post filled with dozens of low-res avatars, mostly of Frank in the war. For God's sake, make sure you check with that guy before you take any of those avatars.
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I had a dream where Ross got shot on an episode of Friends so I started searching fanfiction.net for sitcom fanfics to see if there was anything cool.quote:It was then that Ri'Krnar spoke up, the slimey mass of withering tentacles who sat on the far recliner chair oposite Jerry. Although his kind did not grow hair, they did have a sort of mold that grew on their skin. They found it attractive, since the mold meant that they were healthy. Ri'krnar had once had a distrubing lack of mold all over his body, due to spending too much time outisde his native reality, and it was the Eon that his people chose to mate during! In his distress, he had tried covering himself with a different fungus, but it did not fool his potential mates. Even the ones were were lacking in mold yet had the honesty to walk without it were able to pass on their genes, yet he could not.
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Apr 1, 2012 05:29
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Coffee And Pie posted:Thank you for reminding me how much I love that one post filled with dozens of low-res avatars, mostly of Frank in the war. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3295518&pagenumber=56#post381106393
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Apr 1, 2012 05:56
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Does anyone else see the resemblance between a certain Latvian Orthodox priest and a certain Cuban? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SgHcfRnIGY 
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Apr 1, 2012 13:42
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DrBouvenstein posted:what I think is "The Lopper" (i.e. Slippery Pete.) Son of Dad! It's a catch-all.
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Apr 1, 2012 20:55
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Remember Jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it.
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Apr 2, 2012 00:58
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Did Jane's finance kidnap Sydney and take her to Las Vegas? And if so, did she enjoy it?
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Apr 2, 2012 01:18
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WouldDesk posted:
Either the ketchup or the mustard broke and fell. I still have them, but it's not the same.
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Apr 2, 2012 03:33
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JethroMcB posted:Son of Dad! The Denogginizer.
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Apr 2, 2012 04:54
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Kevyn posted:The Denogginizer. Headzo.
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Apr 2, 2012 07:51
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Are you an assassin?
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Apr 3, 2012 03:21
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Oh that Meryl Streep is such a phony baloney!
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Apr 3, 2012 08:39
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Supreme Allah posted:Did Jane's finance kidnap Sydney and take her to Las Vegas? And if so, did she enjoy it? This sequence is my all time favorite Seinfeld moment. OH THAT JANE! SHE'S CRAZY!
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Apr 3, 2012 08:47
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I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life. She didn't have a private life.
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Apr 3, 2012 15:03
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You're a cashier!
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Apr 3, 2012 16:49
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I don't want to get into a whole thing about the pants.
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Apr 4, 2012 04:21
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Trailers for the upcoming Seinfeld featurettes... The Summer of George http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOEbj9vM0NA George finally catches a break when he receives three months pay from his ex-employer, allowing him to have the greatest summer of his life. Vandelay Industries http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKZEEElSiPk After being betrayed by Steinbrenner and the rest of the Yankees staff, George starts his own corporation as a front for his attempts at revenge. He and his friends create aliases to execute their scheme.
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Apr 4, 2012 05:30
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Cacahuate posted:Trailers for the upcoming Seinfeld featurettes... Jerry the Great is the first one I saw and is still my favorite.
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Apr 4, 2012 06:21
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Riptor posted:Are you an assassin? ...sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill..
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Apr 4, 2012 06:33
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Cacahuate posted:Trailers for the upcoming Seinfeld featurettes... Why don't I have a block of cheese the size of a car battery? My entire life up until this point has been a colossal waste.
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Apr 4, 2012 13:32
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Dear Susan, I'm sorry. I made a terrible mistake. I'm really, really sorry.
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Apr 5, 2012 02:36
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I've said it before: Kramerica would have the most complicated plot of any movie ever made.
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Apr 5, 2012 02:41
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Sash! posted:I've said it before: Deception, international intrigue.
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Apr 5, 2012 03:11
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BrandNew posted:Deception, international intrigue.
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Apr 5, 2012 03:11
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haljordan posted:Why don't I have a block of cheese the size of a car battery? My entire life up until this point has been a colossal waste. George was right, a block of cheese is something that would fit right in in the bachelor thread in GBS.
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Coffee And Pie posted:George was right, a block of cheese is something that would fit right in in the bachelor thread in GBS. It would have to be socially acceptable, of course.
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Apr 5, 2012 03:27
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Robnoxious posted:You forgot unbridled enthusiasm. Well, that's what led to Billy Mumphrey's downfall.
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Apr 5, 2012 03:36
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"He's a joke-maker! Tell him, Jerry!" "...I'm a joke-maker  "
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Apr 5, 2012 05:44
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:"He's a joke-maker! Tell him, Jerry!" I'm doing it for the kids whose parents won't allow them to watch rated R movies with extreme violence and explicit nudity.
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Apr 5, 2012 05:56
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WouldDesk posted:I'm doing it for the kids whose parents won't allow them to watch rated R movies with extreme violence and explicit nudity. But what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?
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Apr 5, 2012 11:30
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:"He's a joke-maker! Tell him, Jerry!" Hey kids, what's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home!
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Keevon posted:Hey kids, what's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home! I calculated my odds of ever getting together with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.
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One, two... Three... ... Four. hu HO! I was just doing a crossword puzzle and 51 down was "Seinfeld character Elaine" and 52 was "big band musician Shaw". I guess the writer was watching The Mom and Pop Store. MINT WIZARD fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Apr 6, 2012 |
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Apr 5, 2012 22:57
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When they pull that needle out I let the expletives FLY! 
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Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!!
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