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Echo Chamber posted:I'm now trying to avoid posting in this thread frequently, but Lmfao, no please continue. sometimes I forget to check Clickhole and this is fantastic
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/987345207388786689 This is a weaponized Onion article
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Haha you beat me to it. That one is great.
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Would still try to scoop dog.
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‘These Kids Should Be In School Instead Of Protesting,’ Say People So Tantalizingly Close To Getting The Point
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morallyobjected posted:‘These Kids Should Be In School Instead Of Protesting,’ Say People So Tantalizingly Close To Getting The Point sometimes an onion headline is good enough that you dont really have to click the link but you do anyway and its even better
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I used to watch the original video all the time. Now Clickhole dug it back up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciZRd4P5U-g
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oh man i used to watch the jibjab vid too tho all in all i think i prefer the onion expose over the original centrist exposure
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 Child At That Awkward Age Where No One Cares What He Thinks And He’s Constantly In The Way
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Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish
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Vacation Ruined: 5 People Who Seemed To Know Dad Really Well When We Accidentally Wound Up In Amsterdam’s Red-Light District
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Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solosquote:Additionally, citizens from all 50 states emphasized the importance of the guitarist running all over the stage, jumping off an amplifier, and then sliding on his knees through the lead singer’s legs while rocking out hard the entire time. 
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Warden Figures Week In Solitary Ought To Teach Inmate Not To Be Schizophrenic
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Nation’s Baby Boomers Hold Press Conference To Announce They All Have Diseases Now
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Ariong posted:Uh, that is not coffee. What, you've never sat down at a bar for a glass of coffee on the rocks?
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I don't know how I hadn't seen this before, but I give it about two months until this is reality and not satire: Filming Of Congressional Reality Show Disrupts Committee Meeting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KYQlGY4ncI
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Pilot Shudders To Imagine Why Passengers Taking Red-Eye To Atlantic City
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Real Life Magic School Bus Flies Through Human Body
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The Trump Boys are the most lovable scamps now that "Diamond" Joe Biden is out of office
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Pththya-lyi posted:The Trump Boys are the most lovable scamps now that "Diamond" Joe Biden is out of office Diamond Joe was a national treasure, trump boys are double dinguses only slightly removed from reality.
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"Power Ranger walkie talkies" is one of those small details I always love in these articles.
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It's that time of year again. Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo
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ResistanceHole has potential. https://twitter.com/resistancehole/status/994266778737020933?s=21
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Napkinless Man With Grease-Covered Fingers Realizes He Trapped In A Prison of Own Creation
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StandardVC10 posted:Napkinless Man With Grease-Covered Fingers Realizes He Trapped In A Prison of Own Creation Must be his wife in the bathroom https://local.theonion.com/twas-hubris-led-me-here-thinks-naked-woman-sitting-o-1819580343
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Fitbit Releases New Tracking Collar That Gets Tighter Every Second You Are Inactivequote:“Whether you’re a fitness guru or a first-time runner, this sleek new wearable tech will jumpstart any routine by clamping around your throat and slowly restricting air from passing through your windpipe any time you take a break,” said the company’s CEO James Park, who added that for many customers, the fear of strangulation is just what they need to adopt a more active lifestyle.
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‘Sometimes Things Have To Get Worse Before They Get Better,’ Says Man Who Accidentally Turned Shower Knob Wrong Way
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Horrified Grimes Stumbles Upon Boyfriend’s $18 Billion Plan For All-New, Reinvented Grimesquote:BEL AIR, CA—After accidentally glimpsing a manila folder labeled “Alpha Design Grimes” while alone in the home office of her boyfriend, Elon Musk, 30-year-old musician Grimes reportedly stumbled Wednesday upon an $18 billion plan for a cutting-edge, completely reinvented Grimes. “What the hell is ‘a truly groundbreaking mode of Grimes’ that’s ‘visually stunning,’ ‘simple to use,’ and ‘blends seamlessly into her environment’?” asked the mortified songwriter as she leafed through 57 pages of blueprints detailing a sleek, energy-efficient Grimes that runs on solar power and is propelled by magnetic linear accelerators. “This says the Boring Company has designed a modern-age Grimes that will generate zero emissions and be reinforced to withstand severe earthquakes. And apparently there’s a ‘luxury Grimes’ option, too—seriously, what the gently caress?” At press time, sources confirmed the singer became terrified and tried to flee the house after reading that a Grimes prototype is slated for a summer 2018 release.
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‘rear end’ Finally Inducted Into Video Game Hall Of Fame
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‘I Look Forward To Ending My Life,’ Says Assisted Suicide Advocate Before Being Shot Out Of Cannon At Brick Wall A lot of times, the parts of an Onion article following the headline don’t add much to it. This is not one of those times. You need to look at the picture and read the article. Also, for once, the last line is actually the lamest part.
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About loving time.
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