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Prurient Squid posted:

A trading card game but there's a trading card of just everyone.

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Collect all 7 billion!

I'm an ultra-rare :unsmith:

* # ? Mar 12, 2022 20:31
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# ? May 23, 2024 04:47
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 The typos and misaligned printing actually make me even more valuable :unsmith: :unsmith: :unsmith:

* # ? Mar 12, 2022 20:33
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
A video game based on an elite commando one-man-army whose five inches tall. The tage line "thank heavens for small mercenaries".

* # ? Mar 12, 2022 22:28
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Prurient Squid posted:

A video game based on an elite commando one-man-army whose five inches tall. The tage line "thank heavens for small mercenaries".

Bomb Thumb

And its 2-player coop sequel, Bomb Thumb 2: Flipping the Bird

* # ? Mar 12, 2022 23:12
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
poo poo, this just made me remember that I bought Bionic Commando rearmed on Steam. I need to start playing it. I just figured I could play it while I listen to podcasts or something.

* # ? Mar 13, 2022 00:05
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Karate Bastard

 The Amiga version was infuriating. Man what a good game

* # ? Mar 13, 2022 00:50
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Crawling YouTube and finding a German guy who's really into model trains and just watching his videos and you don't know German but you just find the whole thing entrancing.

* # ? Mar 13, 2022 21:09
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Karate Bastard

 For you that was a joke. For me it was Tuesday.

* # ? Mar 13, 2022 21:53
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Organza Quiz

Prurient Squid posted:

A trading card game but there's a trading card of just everyone.

trading card game but there's only one card and you trade it and that's the game

* # ? Mar 14, 2022 07:28
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Twenty Four

Organza Quiz posted:

trading card game but there's only one card and you trade it and that's the game

I think we both won

* # ? Mar 14, 2022 12:20
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Whoever holds the card can have a wish granted but it can't be the same thing as any prior wish granted by the card.

The card depicts a German man hunched over his meticulously arranged model railway.

* # ? Mar 14, 2022 15:57
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RavenousScoot

 stealing card game where the cards have no actual game and you just break into your friends' homes to steal their collection

* # ? Mar 14, 2022 15:57
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Karate Bastard

 A very defensive card game, where the goal is to get behind the other players positions and point out any concerning cracks that are visible.

* # ? Mar 14, 2022 16:42
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Karate Bastard

 Anyone caught with their arse hanging out loses

* # ? Mar 14, 2022 16:43
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
God reveals that the second coming already happened and it was The Beatles or something.

* # ? Mar 14, 2022 22:18
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Or maybe


God, what's the true religion?

Puritanism.

Yikesarooni!!!

* # ? Mar 14, 2022 22:21
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Karate Bastard

 Scratch tickets.



Wh-Scratch tickets.

* # ? Mar 14, 2022 22:25
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Dr. Chainsaws PhD

 thread that's a cyoa text adventure but it's just playing Gran Turismo 2 via text

* # ? Mar 15, 2022 01:14
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Thread idea:

tell a story but the format is "and then... and then... and then.... and then...."


e: I call it "Ralph Wiggum form".

* # ? Mar 15, 2022 09:40
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Prurient Squid posted:

Thread idea:

tell a story but the format is "and then... and then... and then.... and then...."


e: I call it "Ralph Wiggum form".

When you start a story by quoting a fact you picked up after five minutes of online research it's in Wikipedias res

* # ? Mar 15, 2022 13:44
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biosterous

google THIS posted:

When you start a story by quoting a fact you picked up after five minutes of online research it's in Wikipedias res



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Mar 15, 2022 16:11
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frump truck

hello... again!

 Beware the lemonades of March

* # ? Mar 15, 2022 17:13
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frump truck

hello... again!

 product placement Shakespeare: all the world's a stage / please buy Nokia N-Gage

* # ? Mar 16, 2022 11:43
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biosterous

frump truck posted:

product placement Shakespeare: all the world's a stage / please buy Nokia N-Gage



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Mar 16, 2022 13:49
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more falafel please

forums poster

 do you side talk at me, sir?

i sidetalk, but not at you sir




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!
* # ? Mar 16, 2022 15:11
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Prof. Crocodile

more falafel please posted:

do you side talk at me, sir?

i sidetalk, but not at you sir
* # ? Mar 16, 2022 16:57
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
 by the pricking of my thumbs
toyotathon this way comes

* # ? Mar 16, 2022 17:03
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Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
In this house happy hondadays *falls over, foaming at mouth*

* # ? Mar 16, 2022 18:33
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Scientists are baffled by the "Cowboy effect".

* # ? Mar 16, 2022 22:34
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Party dudes decide to try to summon The Devil. They succeed. Events play out like Napoleon in Bill and Ted.


e: This might just be psycho goreman?

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Mar 17, 2022
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Karate Bastard

 Same but dylsexics, summoning Santa.

* # ? Mar 17, 2022 21:50
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Satanists high on LSD think they've found Satan but it's actually a goat and then they go on an epic pub crawl as seen in this montage.

* # ? Mar 17, 2022 22:10
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 Deliberately not wearing green today because I'm into it :heysexy:

* # ? Mar 18, 2022 03:43
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
A Start TRek race that THINK they're rational and logical all the time but really are just really, really angry.

* # ? Mar 18, 2022 11:39
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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Prurient Squid posted:

A Start TRek race that THINK they're rational and logical all the time but really are just really, really angry.

lmao

* # ? Mar 18, 2022 19:10
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Karate Bastard

 A Star Trek race who are rational and logical all the time but also really really stupid, like comic book store geek stupid. A race of comic book store geeks.

* # ? Mar 19, 2022 14:29
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Karate Bastard

 A tribe of Pentecostal scribes, scribing in fingers, filling volumes and volumes full of indecipherable nonsense, like Lovecraft bugg-shoggog Nyarlaeärendil r'blyat nosferaufour all week all day long would you like fries with that?

E: enturblyat

* # ? Mar 19, 2022 14:38
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Make a video game where you play an android and you have to plan and scavange and repair yourself so you can keep on going for a thousand years when you have to complete your mission or something.

* # ? Mar 19, 2022 15:41
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RavenousScoot

 a game where you start with amnesia and one of the first puzzles is to get doxxed to find your identity/home

* # ? Mar 21, 2022 01:18
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Five people have amnesia and can't remember which identity belongs to each person so they all pick the one that's obviously the coolest and just become five different versions of that one persona.

Eric J Chugworth Jnr is the guys name.

* # ? Mar 21, 2022 13:43
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