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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Albania but no Basque? Rude.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I'm the finno-ugric baltic states

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Diqnol posted:

I'm the finno-ugric baltic states

they got traded for hungary

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Diqnol posted:

I'm the finno-ugric baltic states

Well, Estonia, so only 66% wrong.
Which I guess is still more wrong than 50% Finno-Ugric Kaliningrad.

I am Slavic Romania and Moldova.
I am also somewhat skeptical there is much Germanic left in Poland.

Edit: also, what are they expecting in Kuban, the ghost of Circassians?

OddObserver fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Oct 27, 2023

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I'm the milanese guy who understands irish but not people from Naples

and also the lovingly-depicted russian breakaway republics

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

and also the lovingly-depicted russian breakaway republics

and georgian breakaway republics!

Numerical Anxiety
Sep 2, 2011

Hello.
This has to be some alt-history "Rome never happened" map, right?

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Numerical Anxiety posted:

This has to be some alt-history "Rome never happened" map, right?

the italo in front of celtic for western europe and celtic britain is very clearly drawn from the roman empire

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

i say swears online posted:

and georgian breakaway republics!

those are the ones I was thinking of, but now on a second glance, I'm mainly colourblinding my squint powers to figure out if Transnistria is in fact albanian

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...


I'm Celtic Kent.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'm the Germanic Fens, even though they were Brythonic until well after the Wars of the Three Kingdoms. Maybe Kent was Italian.

Jerkhammer
Mar 18, 2007
I'm the Let's just stop it, the only "joke" there is that Kosova is Albanië

A lot of other weirdeties, but that's the basis of the map:colbert:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm assuming it's like one of those crusader kings mods where everything is outer serbia.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Facebook showed me a post containing that map (ostensibly it is genetics) immediately after looking at this thread :tinfoil:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

This is supposed to be language families or some poo poo, right? Because Italo-Greek isn't a language family. Also I'm the non-Greek speaking Aegean islands.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

King Hong Kong posted:

Facebook showed me a post containing that map (ostensibly it is genetics) immediately after looking at this thread :tinfoil:

that's how I find most of my dogshit maps I post itt

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

This is supposed to be language families or some poo poo, right? Because Italo-Greek isn't a language family. Also I'm the non-Greek speaking Aegean islands.

That Tzachas, up to his old tricks

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I guess whoever made the map used the fact that the French and Belgians sometimes identify themselves by their pre-roman peoples as an excuse to group all the romance language speakers with the celtic groups. Except it also wanted to depict the north/south Italy divide, and while it's true that there's a lot of Greek influence that went into southern Italy, if anything it's the Germans who did much more influence in Northern Italy, nothing really Celtic about it.

France is also probably more shaped by Germans than it was by Celts. That's what the Franks were. Not as much domination as the Anglo-Saxons had over southeastern Britain, but much more significant to modern France than the Gauls, who had largely assimilated into a subordinate position beneath the the Romans and Romanized Gauls by the time the French came along.

Oh hey, and there's those Slavic Hungarians. Good ol' Slavic Hungary. If ever a Slav nation there was, Hungary sure is one. And there definitely isn't another weird specific hyphenated language group on the map specifically designed to differentiate them.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The Cis-Alpine Gauls are not all right.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

SlothfulCobra posted:

Oh hey, and there's those Slavic Hungarians.
Orbán, pointing at Slovakia on a map.

MeinPanzer
Dec 20, 2004
anyone who reads Cinema Discusso for anything more than slackjawed trolling will see the shittiness in my posts
The map shows Europe after Orban triggers the next Great Migration, returning the Magyars, Moses-like, to their original heimat in Latvia-Lithuania.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


HERE BE CAPITALISTS

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

Merlins cousin, Berlin

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Kamrat posted:

Merlins cousin, Berlin

I'm going to pronounce Berlin like Merlin now.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

People will just assume you mean the place in alabama.

Minenfeld!
Aug 21, 2012



Basically every Berlin in the US pronounces it like that.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Minenfeld! posted:

Basically every Berlin in the US pronounces it like that.

only for the last 108 years!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Minenfeld! posted:

Basically every Berlin in the US pronounces it like that.
Counter suggestion: Pronounce Merlin like German Berlin.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
The cat is an Ottoman irredentist.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

I'm seeing double here - eight Europes

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

TinTower posted:

The cat is an Ottoman irredentist.

All cats are. That's why Topkapi Palace is full of them.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



The cat has the right idea

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

TinTower posted:

The cat is an Ottoman irredentist.

It all rightfully belongs to the Pharaohs.

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


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HisMajestyBOB posted:

It all rightfully belongs to the Pharaohs.

this is hyksos erasure

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