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OwlFancier posted:You could also live in the UK where (currently) you can eat as many raw eggs as you want because we more or less wiped out salmonella. That's not really why raw eggs are safer in the UK - in the US, most eggs are washed which removes a protective layer and allows microbes to infect the egg.
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Sagebrush posted:When I was like 12 and first learned "to get knocked up" I thought it meant "to be buggered" and boy that led to a few confusing interactions Thanks to a woefully awkward and incomplete version of The Talk when I was about 10, I came away with the understanding that "having sex" was more or less synonymous with "being naked in the same space", up to and including showering together. That sounded kind of fishy to me, which gave me enough caution to not be a loudmouth about my newfound knowledge. Once I learned the truth I was extremely relieved about the time I had declined an opportunity to bust into a conversation with older kids and say, "Sex? Sure, I know what that is. I have sex with my brother!"
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They really should have given scott steiner a PhD for that thesis.
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The Bloop posted:When I first heard the word "Crotch" as a little kid I couldn't get a straight answer about what it meant but I had a rough idea....and I thought it meant "breast" for months.
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OwlFancier posted:You could also live in the UK where (currently) you can eat as many raw eggs as you want because we more or less wiped out salmonella. You gotta toast the flour too.
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Are there other video games quoting bad pro wrestling? I would love to see the plane is on fire Ho Kogan
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Stex T posted:Are there other video games quoting bad pro wrestling? I would love to see the plane is on fire Ho Kogan If there aren't, you can always make your own!
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I've always thought the scaremongering about drug dealers disguising their poo poo as candy to give to kids was particularly silly for many reasons, but especially because no drug dealer in the loving world just gives away drugs for free
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this was absolutely incredible and i loved all of it
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bike tory posted:I've always thought the scaremongering about drug dealers disguising their poo poo as candy to give to kids was particularly silly for many reasons, but especially because no drug dealer in the loving world just gives away drugs for free Same, I could never figure out just what the motivations of grownups were extrapolating from the scary and inscrutable stories I heard about them. I remember when in like fourth grade "gifted" school they tried to teach us about subliminal advertising and about how the advertisers would put hidden pictures in ads for like liquor and cigarettes and stuff, which I took to mean they would hide like skulls and things in the ice cubes and smoke to try to subliminally tell you "this product will kill you, don't buy it", which I thought was crazy and made no sense. They never quite connected the dots or bothered to explain the "no they would use GOOD imagery because they want you to actually buy the thing" part I think I might have been put in that class by mistake
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Stex T posted:Are there other video games quoting bad pro wrestling? I would love to see the plane is on fire Ho Kogan 
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Data Graham posted:Same, I could never figure out just what the motivations of grownups were extrapolating from the scary and inscrutable stories I heard about them. I got like a goddamn week on Joe Camel's loving phallus nose.
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Elviscat posted:I got like a goddamn week on Joe Camel's loving phallus nose. "it looks like a flaccid dick, which makes children want to buy those cigarettes"  
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I said bad pro wrestling, not unquestionably awesome pro wrestling. 
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Elviscat posted:I got like a goddamn week on Joe Camel's loving phallus nose. I still have a vague description from someone based on them reading Still Life With Woodpecker confused with the attic stuff from Gormenghast. Don't ask why it's just my dumb brain. E: so this sort of makes sense: 
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bike tory posted:I've always thought the scaremongering about drug dealers disguising their poo poo as candy to give to kids was particularly silly for many reasons, but especially because no drug dealer in the loving world just gives away drugs for free I rather enjoyed the fearmongering around weed gummi bears. Like 5 of them shits costs $200. No one is giving $200 to every kid that comes to their house in order to quickly go to prison for eternity unless they're absolutely criminally insane rich person who loves prison.
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I don't know anything about pro wrestling
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bike tory posted:I've always thought the scaremongering about drug dealers disguising their poo poo as candy to give to kids was particularly silly for many reasons, but especially because no drug dealer in the loving world just gives away drugs for free I mean, I got vicodin disguised as fruit punch, and it was free (for me) at the time. So, this does happen. It's just that my parents were in the room at the time.
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Empty Sandwich posted:"it looks like a flaccid dick, which makes children want to buy those cigarettes" That's a chase gun, designed for when another camel is trying to intercept you so you can offer fire back towards the pursuing camel.
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For non-wrestling fans, to understand why that was the best post in the thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msDuNZyYAIQ
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And in case that brilliance whizzes by faster than you can understand, you may want to try this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI
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bike tory posted:I've always thought the scaremongering about drug dealers disguising their poo poo as candy to give to kids was particularly silly for many reasons, but especially because no drug dealer in the loving world just gives away drugs for free It doesn't make sense for regular drug dealers, sure, but have you considered the SATANIST drug dealers??
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That's true, they get to claim those drugs as a tax writeoff for charity.
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bike tory posted:no drug dealer in the loving world just gives away drugs for free This just came up in another thread but I can assure you Some of them do
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Hubbardologist posted:sounds like someone's spending a bit too much time in the pleasure domes Well, they're so stately and all.
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Snowy posted:This just came up in another thread but I can assure you "only the first amphetamine-laced bag of sour patch kids is free"
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Snowy posted:This just came up in another thread but I can assure you Oh I mean some people I know have given drugs to friends as a bro but not to randos
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bike tory posted:Oh I mean some people I know have given drugs to friends as a bro but not to randos Yes to randos I mean I’m not saying it’s common or anything but I’ve seen it happen a few times. But yeah those stories of disguising it as candy to give away are absurd.
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Just gonna point out that giving free samples of a highly addictive substance is a good way of getting more people addicted to your product. The trick is that they have know the connection between the sample and the effect, so drug laced Halloween candy is dumb. I gotta say that having a street full of LSD-trippy kids sounds hilarious, so I could see some psycho doing that.
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BonHair posted:Just gonna point out that giving free samples of a highly addictive substance is a good way of getting more people addicted to your product. The trick is that they have know the connection between the sample and the effect, so drug laced Halloween candy is dumb. I remember hearing this was a thing as a kid, that you could get testers of drugs like heroin or cocaine. I've been offered both countless times and nobody ever bothered to throw me a freebie to get me hooked. I'm pretty sure this is just DARE garbage
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BonHair posted:Just gonna point out that giving free samples of a highly addictive substance is a good way of getting more people addicted to your product. The trick is that they have know the connection between the sample and the effect, so drug laced Halloween candy is dumb. Makers of pixie sticks: Why are sells up 500%?
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BonHair posted:Just gonna point out that giving free samples of a highly addictive substance is a good way of getting more people addicted to your product. The trick is that they have know the connection between the sample and the effect, so drug laced Halloween candy is dumb. I'm still waiting for someone to put Angel Dust in my weed. Look these chemicals have a very low weight to you're getting wet ratio. Leave the kids out of this.
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