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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

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Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Biplane posted:

I really enjoyed Infinite when I played it and thought it was cool as hell but I was also on drugs the whole time.
"I still do, but I used to too"

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


Wrong thread, trump thread is that way

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

venus de lmao posted:

I do not want to think about Elon Musk's soft, crumply penis.

It is thinking about you

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
The one on the left punched me off a cliff once

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


SubponticatePoster posted:

The one on the left punched me off a cliff once

Time works the same way.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






Least favorite enemy in DS1

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

quote:

Yes it will most likely be totalled, but

BirdOfPlay
Feb 19, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Least favorite enemy in DS1

But favorite enemy in Hollow Knight.

Makes you think.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



That last quote needs to be in context:
https://twitter.com/niccruzpatane/status/1773340432639897740

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
it also can look like that and be unsalvageable. if the frame is bent, it can't go back on the road, the panels being insanely thick doesn't help with that

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
i didn't know who the tweet was referencing but she slowly drowned in a tesla (over like ten minutes at least) because she couldn't open the door or break the window till it was too late

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Stockton Crush, Tesla, and the Sea keeping billionaire population in check

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

TotalLossBrain posted:

Stockton Crush, Tesla, and the Sea keeping billionaire population in check

Rude of you to leave out helicopters

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
The air elementals do their own bookkeeping of billionaires

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

the guy who said the cybertruck held up well to a side impact isn't wrong

the sides are supposed to be more rigid than the front and back

the cybertruck is a stupid, ugly vehicle but this is not an example of that

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

I'm making GBS threads and fartting

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/2beers2trumpets/status/1773780819070369846

Thank you for your service!

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Finally, my dick tattoo that says N O M I N A T I V E D E T E R M I N I S M will find a second use

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

venus de lmao posted:

I do not want to think about Elon Musk's soft, crumply penis.

In our house I continually refer to him as "Ol' Musky Pants" and have yet to be shown the door

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1773468094100394011?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Who wants to be my porn tracking ally?

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1773783425696112910?s=20

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Ominous username + post combo.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


This is the same app that our current Speaker of the House uses to be jo accountability partners with his son

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
"'Big Titty Workout 2'... do I have to have seen the first one for it to make sense?"

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Dick Trauma posted:

"'Big Titty Workout 2'... do I have to have seen the first one for it to make sense?"

Just be aware that there are some serious continuity holes


:dance:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/vydamo_/status/1773491625957924883
There are just too many hilarious parts of this to quote.

bbcisdabomb
Jan 15, 2008

SHEESH

Dick Trauma posted:

"'Big Titty Workout 2'... do I have to have seen the first one for it to make sense?"

I wouldn't worry about the story, but make sure you read all the item descriptions 'cause that's where all the cool Deep Lore is!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Dick Trauma posted:

"'Big Titty Workout 2'... do I have to have seen the first one for it to make sense?"
If you only see a single Big Titty Workout you're missing half the plot.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


Here's a great breakdown of how it works:

https://x.com/k_a_n_d_e_l/status/1768636518204309703

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

muscles like this! posted:

https://twitter.com/vydamo_/status/1773491625957924883
There are just too many hilarious parts of this to quote.

This is parody, right?

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

muscles like this! posted:

https://twitter.com/vydamo_/status/1773491625957924883
There are just too many hilarious parts of this to quote.

what the gently caress happened to the character count restriction? this tweet is a fuckin novel

Tiriganiaq
Feb 21, 2012
Elon Musk happened.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Don't stress Vydamo, salzalar can be yours forever through the magic of Right Click- Save As

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

DontMockMySmock posted:

what the gently caress happened to the character count restriction? this tweet is a fuckin novel

You remember Twitter? It's called Xbox now

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

venus de lmao posted:

the guy who said the cybertruck held up well to a side impact isn't wrong

the sides are supposed to be more rigid than the front and back

the cybertruck is a stupid, ugly vehicle but this is not an example of that

tbf he said you can hardly tell. I assume cause it's all flat planes with semi-matte unfinished steel so you can't really spot superficial dents as easily from a distance. But also the door and some of the side panels are obviously misaligned now. Like if you parked and something hit your car while you were shopping, you'd spot that while still walking back to your car.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Poops Mcgoots posted:

tbf he said you can hardly tell.

you can hardly tell because it was already a poorly-assembled piece of poo poo with glaring fitment issues

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

venus de lmao posted:

you can hardly tell because it was already a poorly-assembled piece of poo poo with glaring fitment issues

hell, same

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Flint_Paper posted:

God dammit. I made this silly video nearly four years ago and somehow it is still relevant. Extremely broken brains as far as the eye can see.

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1261265002356445185

I just wanted to say I appreciate the bit where you strapped my favourite lager to your face

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/doesthiseveryfr/status/1773702894421725218?s=20

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