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Vasudus
May 30, 2003

McNally posted:

Who the gently caress buys 10k worth of girlfriend experience prostitutes

especially without allowing me to physically inspect it

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


McNally posted:

Who the gently caress buys 10k worth of girlfriend experience prostitutes
Now see here McNally, I love her and can fix her. Just as soon as I buy her a plane ticket.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

McNally posted:

Who the gently caress buys 10k worth of girlfriend experience prostitutes

he already said an e-7

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
I’m at a preseason nba game and during the opening are troops segment the sr airman or whatever was so disinterested. I appreciate the fact that he saw it for the farce it was and just wanted the free tickets. I salute you Sr Airman Disinterested and your sacrifice of enlisting in 2009 and not deploying to Korea until 2015.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Nystral posted:

I’m at a preseason nba game and during the opening are troops segment the sr airman or whatever was so disinterested. I appreciate the fact that he saw it for the farce it was and just wanted the free tickets. I salute you Sr Airman Disinterested and your sacrifice of enlisting in 2009 and not deploying to Korea until 2015.

Baseball is the absolute worst for that poo poo

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Speilberg and Hanks are doing the next follow up for Band of Brothers, this time on Apple TV instead of HBO

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Speilberg and Hanks are doing the next follow up for Band of Brothers, this time on Apple TV instead of HBO
I think they're both used up creatively.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Casimir Radon posted:

I think they're both used up creatively.

It's about the mighty eighth. I want my 8k bomber porn.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Lol vas is that 10k worth of basically scrap?

I scrapped out 20k or non-conforming parts on Thursday and am waiting for the absolute poo poo storm that comes from it, especially since our quality manager is A-OK with bucketing the cost into a workcenter that our lovely analysts from DeLoitte don't seem to look at.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
It's just some workstations + monitors + etc. for my project. Like it's nothing remotely fancy or impressive, yet it consumed a majority of my day because the E7 was treating getting my signature on these receipts like it was a mission essential imperative. I got two phone calls and they harassed my juniors several times trying to get them to convince me that I had to come in and sign for this.

I broke their brain at several points in the discussion and I *almost* felt bad about it.

"You need to come in and sign for this equipment"
"I'm offsite today, I won't be in until Tuesday"
"You have to come in"
"No, I don't"
<repeat>

They also didn't expect an answer of 'okay' when they threatened to escalate it to the deputy for the shop, who was an LTC. Oh no, I'm certainly worried about talking to LTC Dickweed about them trying to strong arm me into signing for equipment I haven't physically verified. Shaking in my boots here.

Eventually the LTC called me (about a half hour before COB) and I told him to basically piss off. I threw down a title and some names, and told him that my juniors are professionals and won't report the E7 for EO violations for being unprofessional and bordering on harassment. Then they wished me a good holiday weekend and bid me farewell. The E7 closed the ticket about ten minutes later.

In fairness, there's basically zero contracting staff here. Legit out of ~3000 people there might be a hundred or two, at most.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
New season of schitts Creek on Netflix :toot:

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Yo joker is some serious poo poo

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Speilberg and Hanks are doing the next follow up for Band of Brothers, this time on Apple TV instead of HBO

can we be done fellating uniforms now

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

EBB posted:

can we be done fellating uniforms now

Oh my sweet summer child

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
I'm trying to think of the name of a movie and I can't find it, it's driving me loving nuts.

Guy goes on a road trip with his family to visit civil war sites where his great great grandfather fought, and they rent a RV. I thought it was Chevy Chase, but IMDB says no.

John Candy (I think) knocks on their door at a campground and asks to use the bathroom, which only has a curtain for a door. Because he's so big, he sticks out halfway, and starts talking to the family. Keeps asking where the Wisconsin Dells are, and the family shouts at him that it's in Wisconsin, which he still insists is not in Wisconsin.

There's also a joke how you can tell time with a frying pan and a spatula (guy hits frying pan with spatula, camper shouts at him to shut up because it's 10:12 at night)

Also something about a antique chair, and how the guy's great great grandfather was faking missing a leg so he could pickpocket Abe Lincoln.

Does anyone know wtf I'm talking about? Or did I dream all of this up? Google's been useless in finding anything.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I had a weird dream last night and I literally almost never remember dreams, let alone realize I have them. I remember next to nothing from it except a years old letter that was addressed and forwarded to me (like from an old address), and the name Pete.

All the weed really suppresses the hell out of my dreams/nightmares. I don't know what category last night would've fallen into if I didn't smoke weed all the drat time.

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

The Great Outdoors?

nwin fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Oct 12, 2019

MonkeyWash
Jan 14, 2005
Donkey Rinse



nwin posted:

The Great Outdoors?

I just caught The Great Outdoors on TV the other day, that's not it. The plot described sounds familiar but I don't think it was John Candy.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://grabagun.com/auto-ordnance-45th-president-trump-45-acp-5-inch-7rds.html

:wtc:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Looks like my street isn't gonna be hooked up to fibre-optic this year after all, guess I'm just gonna upgrade to 100mbit VDSL

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

BigDave posted:

I'm trying to think of the name of a movie and I can't find it, it's driving me loving nuts.

Guy goes on a road trip with his family to visit civil war sites where his great great grandfather fought, and they rent a RV. I thought it was Chevy Chase, but IMDB says no.

John Candy (I think) knocks on their door at a campground and asks to use the bathroom, which only has a curtain for a door. Because he's so big, he sticks out halfway, and starts talking to the family. Keeps asking where the Wisconsin Dells are, and the family shouts at him that it's in Wisconsin, which he still insists is not in Wisconsin.

There's also a joke how you can tell time with a frying pan and a spatula (guy hits frying pan with spatula, camper shouts at him to shut up because it's 10:12 at night)

Also something about a antique chair, and how the guy's great great grandfather was faking missing a leg so he could pickpocket Abe Lincoln.

Does anyone know wtf I'm talking about? Or did I dream all of this up? Google's been useless in finding anything.

Tourist Trap. The 1998 World of Disney one, not the 1979 horror one.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

BigDave posted:

I'm trying to think of the name of a movie and I can't find it, it's driving me loving nuts.

Guy goes on a road trip with his family to visit civil war sites where his great great grandfather fought, and they rent a RV. I thought it was Chevy Chase, but IMDB says no.

John Candy (I think) knocks on their door at a campground and asks to use the bathroom, which only has a curtain for a door. Because he's so big, he sticks out halfway, and starts talking to the family. Keeps asking where the Wisconsin Dells are, and the family shouts at him that it's in Wisconsin, which he still insists is not in Wisconsin.

There's also a joke how you can tell time with a frying pan and a spatula (guy hits frying pan with spatula, camper shouts at him to shut up because it's 10:12 at night)

Also something about a antique chair, and how the guy's great great grandfather was faking missing a leg so he could pickpocket Abe Lincoln.

Does anyone know wtf I'm talking about? Or did I dream all of this up? Google's been useless in finding anything.

Leaving Iowa ?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

joat mon posted:

Tourist Trap. The 1998 World of Disney one, not the 1979 horror one.

bingo thats it

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

joat mon posted:

Tourist Trap. The 1998 World of Disney one, not the 1979 horror one.

THANK you, that was starting to eat my brain like a amoeba.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Exorcist 3—-yoooooo

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

which one was that

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The other good one with George C Scott

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

oh shiiiiiiit

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
That jump scare was freaking good

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Joker was cool and good. See it in 70mm if you're fortunate to live by a theater with it.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Letterkenny coming Oct 15.

My school's team is ranked #23 right now. They're doing some damage.








https://imgur.com/a/EsDWh1A

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Jesus H what a weekend.

Never attend a Wisconsin wedding, ever. Humans should not be able to consume *that* much alcohol.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I dunno sounds like a good way to tolerate Wisconsin. What else are you going to do, watch the crops grow?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Well, it's harvest season, so watching harvesters roam the fields.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

bird food bathtub posted:

I dunno sounds like a good way to tolerate Wisconsin. What else are you going to do, watch the crops grow?

THEY DRANK THE BAR DRY

This includes a case of brandy and three kegs

BigDave fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Oct 13, 2019

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


BigDave posted:

Jesus H what a weekend.

Never attend a Wisconsin wedding, ever. Humans should not be able to consume *that* much alcohol.

I went to Wisconsin for a party once.

I don’t remember all of it but I do recall amazing people.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


My cousin's husband's family are the richest family in a farming community south of the Twin Cities. So pretty much everyone in town got invited to the wedding. Open bar for 300 people. That said I didn't see anyone get sloppy drunk and do anything stupid.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

BigDave posted:

THEY DRANK THE BAR DRY

This includes a case of brandy and three kegs

Yeah. This is common practice at Midwest weddings. People train for that poo poo with $10 30 packs of busch light. What the hell else are you going to do in a small buttfuck nowhere town besides make an rear end out of yourself at your fourth and sixth cousins' wedding?

This is also the case for central Illinois.

I used to joke that the dating scene where I grew up was all cousins of some variety, and I had to leave to find fresh blood to bring home. One side of my family, that's a joke, the Catholic side though, holy poo poo, can't throw a cat without hitting relations.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Oct 13, 2019

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Yeah. This is common practice at Midwest weddings. People train for that poo poo with $10 30 packs of busch light. What the hell else are you going to do in a small buttfuck nowhere town besides make an rear end out of yourself at your fourth and sixth cousins' wedding?

This is also the case for central Illinois.

I mean, Hudson isn't really buttfuck nowhere, but I get your point.

Also brandy old fashionds are a thing, never heard of them before last night.

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Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



bird food bathtub posted:

I dunno sounds like a good way to tolerate Wisconsin. What else are you going to do, watch the crops grow?

Between Milwaukee & Madison it’s a pretty urbanized & reasonably cosmopolitan place w/ lots of natural beauty in between..

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl4N-6qAznQ/?igshid=1co1ofkve86zn

Don’t lump us in with Iowa or Indiana corn fields k thx. But yeah podunk towns certainly could fit that description.

Flying_Crab fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Oct 13, 2019

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