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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

merge it with the PS5 thread 😈😈😈

PlayStation has no games
Xbox has no consoles

It’s a match made in heaven

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Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

merge it with the PS5 thread 😈😈😈

Timdog is rolling in his grave

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Kevyn posted:

Timdog is rolling in his grave

What's a Tim Dog?

Rocket Pan
Nov 3, 2011

Anything can be sent, as long as it's less than 1200 bytes

Guillermus posted:

What's a Tim Dog?

Not much, what's Tim Dog with you?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
youre the tim now, dog

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


Dewgy posted:

This isn’t true though, the AC games didn’t have a single all-encompassing map until AC Black Flag.

Ya my cut off point is after AC4. The prior AC games are not as open as Black Flag or after. It's not just the loading between zones, there are areas in old AC games with invisible walls within the accessible area

John F Bennett
Jan 30, 2013

I always wear my wedding ring. It's my trademark.

I weep for Tim Dog

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Bumhead
Sep 26, 2022

Are we in agreement that Tim Dog has got "Gimp of the Year 2024" on lockdown?

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Bumhead posted:

Are we in agreement that Tim Dog has got "Gimp of the Year 2024" on lockdown?

If you say so.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

It's "Glimpse of the Year 2024" now.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Started on Harold Halibut last night, I really like the stop motion animation art style of the game.

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

I started playing Another Crab's Treasure, the Dark Souls crab game, yesterday. I think it's a fun concept, but I'm struggling with the controls feeling loose. Sometimes holding the run button doesn't seem to want to work. I also wish there was a separate button for Strong attack because holding it down doesn't feel great either.
Beat the first couple of areas but I think i'm gonna cut and run at this point.

Edit: played through Control as well for the first time. Game rules.

On The Internet fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Apr 29, 2024

Charles Martel
Mar 7, 2007

"The Hero of the Age..."

The hero of all ages

John F Bennett posted:

I weep for Tim Dog

Charles Martel
Mar 7, 2007

"The Hero of the Age..."

The hero of all ages
ID@Xbox thing starts in about 20 minutes. IGN has a pre-stream up here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w-1SqnXC8w

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Charles Martel posted:

ID@Xbox thing starts in about 20 minutes. IGN has a pre-stream up here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w-1SqnXC8w

Heck yeah

id has been quiet lately, but no way they drop a new Doom here right? Just calibrating expectations

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Charles Martel posted:

ID@Xbox thing starts in about 20 minutes. IGN has a pre-stream up here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w-1SqnXC8w

Hopefully someone can recap this, I don’t watch ign

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Doomslayer attacks and kills god

*metal riff*

GOTY

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Ulio posted:

Assassin Creed doesn't have different maps tho? There is no loading in between zones in AC games, that is the definition of open world. Dying Light is the same from the little I played from the first one unless you are confused with what I said.
Haven't played Witcher 3, only Witcher 1 but ya I wouldn't call that open world evne though it has large zones.

IIs Manor Lords relatively bug free?

Assassin's Creed games have allowed you to travel to other countries within the same game, which usually is its own alternate map. (Valhalla was rife with this, up to and including having the actual Valhalla as a separate map.)

Dying Light is divided into two distinct sections that you travel between.

Witcher 3 has huge open areas but also lets you travel to different lands.

"It doesn't count as open world if you have multiple zones" just doesn't match the actual definition of open world games these days.

John F Bennett
Jan 30, 2013

I always wear my wedding ring. It's my trademark.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Heck yeah

id has been quiet lately, but no way they drop a new Doom here right? Just calibrating expectations

No, ID@Xbox is all about indies. It's nothing to do with ID the developer of Doom.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

John F Bennett posted:

No, ID@Xbox is all about indies. It's nothing to do with ID the developer of Doom.

Ah lol, welp :mcnally:

MeatRocket8
Aug 3, 2011

kri kri posted:

Works fine for me. From lazy devs to lazy gamers, smh.

I'm frustrated by the selection, or at least, the games they are showing.

Looking for new games to try, and I look under the top paid, top free, and most played, and its all EA sports titles, Xbox 360 greatest hits, and hit games from years ago like GTA 5, Minecraft, and AC Black Flag. The newly released section is even worse.

Microsoft needs to make a new category for good new games, that's curated, like the iOS app stores "what we're playing now". Since sales charts seem to show that everyones into playing ancient rear end games, which is not what I bought an xbsx for.

John F Bennett
Jan 30, 2013

I always wear my wedding ring. It's my trademark.


I understand the confusion. They should probably have renamed it after they purchased id Software!

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
I always just read it as “idiot xbox”.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

John F Bennett posted:

I understand the confusion. They should probably have renamed it after they purchased id Software!

If there's one thing we know X-Box is great at, it is clear non-confusing names.

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
No doubt about it, I am ready to get hurt again

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Everything today is going to either be a roguelike, or crafting/survival

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

So is this just a MMO raid boss simulator?

Bumhead
Sep 26, 2022

“We are delighted to announce that all of our independent partners are now working on COD Warzone skins”

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

ImpAtom posted:

So is this just a MMO raid boss simulator?

yeah it looks like it.

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
ok the Palworld frog looks sick

Charles Martel
Mar 7, 2007

"The Hero of the Age..."

The hero of all ages

Omnikin posted:

No doubt about it, I am ready to get hurt again

The chat has been screaming for Silksong. You won't be the only one.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

priznat posted:

Doomslayer attacks and kills god

*metal riff*

GOTY

It's so simple

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


Centum looks loving cool and weird

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Charles Martel posted:

The chat has been screaming for Silksong. You won't be the only one.

ye I feel bad because it's like... someone's dreams and lifelong ambitions being put on display and all they see in the discourse is "SKONG??"

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
"We have Transistor at home"

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I am amused at how Keylocker's actual sprite style is simple and cute so they made sure every single character has the biggest baps possible in the portrait art.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I wish Fall Guys Kart had an aesthetic I liked more because the concept could be fun.

John F Bennett
Jan 30, 2013

I always wear my wedding ring. It's my trademark.

Mario Kart at home

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

From my experience playing Jackbox I assumed it already was Naughty Pack by default. There's always at least one guy who ends up writing PUSSYASS in response to a prompt.

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