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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



You know what, at least it's the same age bracket.

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Phlegmish posted:

You know what, at least it's the same age bracket.

This hosed up world we live in, we see a guy being aggressively creepy and go "eh, could be worse".

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Bertrand Hustle posted:

This hosed up world we live in, we see a guy being aggressively creepy and go "eh, could be worse".

dude, that's santa you're talking about

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

He just wants to know if they're naughty or nice :shrug:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



gotta have me a good lasanaaaaaa

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Pastry of the Year posted:



gotta have me a good lasanaaaaaa

He's looking up at his name like "Yeah yeah I know"

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
bitch lasana

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pastry of the Year posted:



gotta have me a good lasanaaaaaa

Pits Lasana

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
From my fave pregnancy forum: Spradley

For a girl

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

genetic_knockout posted:

From my fave pregnancy forum: Spradley

For a girl

I approve :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
Sprudro Sprädle :DddD:D:D

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... The Urology Team, P.A.

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

Who else but Dr Dick Chopp to look at my dick?

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
I heard he moonlighted as a mohel to pay his way through medical school.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

I can only imagine this going like Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
:allears: Oh, Toddlers and Tiaras.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


The last time Dr. Chopp came up in this thread, it was discovered that he absolutely embraces the humor of his name and is one of the top 5 vasectomy providers in the Austin area. He has T-shirts made that say "I've Been Chopped".

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

:allears: Oh, Toddlers and Tiaras.



ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Bertrand Hustle posted:

The last time Dr. Chopp came up in this thread, it was discovered that he absolutely embraces the humor of his name and is one of the top 5 vasectomy providers in the Austin area. He has T-shirts made that say "I've Been Chopped".

Holy hell, it's been 3 years since this thread mentioned Dr. Gay Hitler, late of Pickaway, Ohio?

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Just read a research essay by Mini Bong.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
I met a Haley Jolly today. Apparently her grandparents really pushed for her first name to be Holly. Also, she was born like 5 days before Christmas.

Later a mom kept yelling at a kid whose name sounded like Alaweez.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Astrofig posted:

Later a mom kept yelling at a kid whose name sounded like Alaweez.

Alois is a perfectly normal name, albeit a tad old fashioned.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
My adopted daughter is named after a vengeance demon from Buffy the vampire slayer.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Astrofig posted:

I met a Haley Jolly today. Apparently her grandparents really pushed for her first name to be Holly. Also, she was born like 5 days before Christmas.

Later a mom kept yelling at a kid whose name sounded like Alaweez.

yes hi hello (its actually pronounced al-eesh)

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Astrofig posted:

I met a Haley Jolly today. Apparently her grandparents really pushed for her first name to be Holly. Also, she was born like 5 days before Christmas.

Later a mom kept yelling at a kid whose name sounded like Alaweez.

Eloise?

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Alaois posted:

yes hi hello (its actually pronounced al-eesh)

a lot of irish names would fit this thread, if only because of how weird they look to someone not familiar with irish pronunciation'

siobhan, niamh, aoibheann

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Met a kid named Lemonie today.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Met a kid named Lemonie today.

Old Mrs Snicket's boy?

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Claetlyn.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
Saw a guy at work the other day named Gavin F. Cabbage. He was nice.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

poop dood posted:

Saw a guy at work the other day named Gavin F. Cabbage. He was nice.

Ask him about his famous pumpkin-suited cousin.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Clark2
Sep 17, 2003

Rocco sez: Oh man, what a bummer. Woof.

Scrolling through a list of student user accounts, saw these first names:

Adarsheri
Alvon
Angenique
Ashiri
Brayam
Brayan
Daeja
De'Zon
Dynasty
Fa'Jon
Filemon
Germanni
Heaven
Hodari
Janiya
Jesiree
Jezreel
K'Veon
Kalea'sha
Kamyron
Karizma
Kidus
Malachi
Mycole
Tempest
Tynavia

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

And his brother, Procmon?

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

ookiimarukochan posted:

And his brother, Procmon?
I presume it's a mangling of Philemon?

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Mr. Belpit
Nov 11, 2008

Mr. Clark2 posted:

Scrolling through a list of student user accounts, saw these first names:

Adarsheri
Ashiri
Hodari
Janiya

These names, at least, are probably just from other cultures where these names are fairly standard, rather than cases of weird white people giving their kids snowflake names. Hodari, for example, is a typical name in some eastern African cultures.

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