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Woods porn propagates when the fruiting body becomes mature and releases skogsporrs.
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Sadly, skogsporr is an endangered species due declining reproduction rates
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Dameius posted:Mods be obsessed with catching sixers.
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Dammit IKEA, you know what you need to do. Rename TJABBA to SKOGSPORR, immediately.
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NLJP posted:They should have kept calling them toots I don't know what a Spooge is but my head-canon is Masterdon -> Terd
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All You Can Eat posted:I don't know what a Spooge is but my head-canon is Masterdon -> Terd as the person who offhandedly wrote "tweets, skeets, terds, spooges, etc." in this thread this makes me proud. spread the terd gospel to your mastodon creep crew if you have one
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https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1782514714913980704 lol at content farms
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https://twitter.com/harrisalterman/status/1782433263094841727 e: my bad, I thought the comment was funny and didn't realize the guy passed, so removing offending tweet Skutter has a new favorite as of 23:32 on Apr 22, 2024 |
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Katana guy apparently died on scene so I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't think that's funny.
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Counterpoint: cops shooting people isn't funny and gently caress the police.
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https://twitter.com/tomaskenn/status/1782425043982528802 A non pay-walled link: https://vineyardgazette.com/news/2024/04/22/migrants-make-progress-visa-process Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 23:59 on Apr 22, 2024 |
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muscles like this! posted:https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1782514714913980704
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The follow up tweet pic is real choice though I’m sure he’s livid that his kid’s photo is getting circulated like that.
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Warbird posted:The follow up tweet pic is real choice though I’m sure he’s livid that his kid’s photo is getting circulated like that. Yeah it's gross, Jeff's initial reaction here: https://bsky.app/profile/jeffgerstmann.com/post/3kqqxocfwns2p At least it lead to a funny run from Jeff: 
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Looking forward to the day one of my kids gets written up as "Twitch streamer's daughter" (not really)
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MysticalMachineGun posted:"Twitch streamer's daughter"
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:Modern Loretta Lynn. ChatGPT " (Verse 1) Well, I was born a Twitch streamer's daughter, Livin' in a world of bits and bytes, Mom and Dad, they're always online, Gaming all day and streaming all night. (Chorus) I'm a Twitch streamer's daughter, Grew up with a webcam in my sight, In a world of emotes and donations, Livin' in the glow of the screen's light. (Verse 2) Dad's a pro in Fortnite, Mom's a legend in League, Their subscribers keep on growing, While I'm stuck here without sleep. (Chorus) I'm a Twitch streamer's daughter, Raised on raids and sub alerts, While they're chasing that partnership, I'm just waiting for bedtime to assert. (Bridge) No bedtime stories, just e-sports glory, No family dinners, just Twitch chat spinners, I'm just a sidekick in their online story, But in the real world, I'm yearning for more glory. (Verse 3) I dream of days without lag, And nights without raid requests, Where family time's not a laggy stream, But a moment of true rest. (Chorus) I'm a Twitch streamer's daughter, In a virtual world, I reside, But beyond the pixels and the fame, There's a life I hope to find. (Outro) So here's to all the Twitch streamers' daughters, Caught in the glow of the online fame, May we find our own paths and adventures, Beyond the pixels, beyond the game."
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muscles like this! posted:https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1782514714913980704 is the joke that they don't name the giant bomb guy?
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I have that account blocked on Twitter. I don't remember why but I'm going to trust in myself and keep them blocked.
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That joke sucks and requires a ton of homework
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Duodecimal posted:They reposted this just now. I speak for the Mangosteens
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Dameius posted:Mods be obsessed with catching sixers. But if they caught it then it's not a six, the batsman's out. 
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grittyreboot posted:https://bsky.app/profile/wickedho.bsky.social/post/3kqr7qn3xoo2z I get some sort of error at the link.
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grittyreboot posted:https://bsky.app/profile/wickedho.bsky.social/post/3kqr7qn3xoo2z Like this: 
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https://x.com/grmartin/status/1781918591748653487?s=46 https://x.com/bdavewalters/status/1781942547155444056?s=46 LASER BEAM DREAM has a new favorite as of 04:15 on Apr 23, 2024 |
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That line is followed by: "It is so big, she looks like One of those rap guys' girlfriends But, ya know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because She looks like a total prostitute, okay? I mean, her butt, it's just so big Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there I mean, uh, gross, look She's just so, black" So no, I don't think it does.
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killer crane posted:That line is followed by: It's a conversation between two women about something other than a man. It passes. Tweet unrelated: https://twitter.com/AltHistCody/status/1782538852386652250
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ultrafilter posted:It's a conversation between two women about something other than a man. It passes. Matt Damon Aging dot gif
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ultrafilter posted:It's a conversation between two women about something other than a man. It passes. Haha no that’s not right
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If you were born before 1985, you were born closer to the end of the Second World War than to the present day.
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