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EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

Suqit posted:

This is an American forum.

USA!

USA!

USA!

USA!

Best chant, best underdog, best posters, best country.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

USA!

USA!

USA!

USA!

Best chant, best underdog, best posters, best country.

*Posts about another country's game in another country's language*

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Pissflaps posted:

England has already won a world cup, and will be winning another one this summer. It's coming home. England, home of football.

England will finish no better than 5th the quarter finals with Hodgson in charge.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bogan Krkic posted:

People play kronum

People play Quidditch somehow and don't immediately die of shame

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism

Jose posted:

People play Quidditch somehow and don't immediately die of shame

Probably by casting an anti-shame spell.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Jose posted:

People play Quidditch somehow and don't immediately die of shame

I'd rather play Quidditch than Kronum.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Spangly A posted:

hoops I dont actually want american posters to die
I thought you understand the #banterzone hoops.

Nah but seriously the most confusing thing here is I think some posters think we actually dislike America for some reason as opposed to it being a national sport to take the piss out of everything.

Except Jozy he's genuinely awful.

I don't see what's so confusing about that, I dislike America and I'm an American.

blueyedevil posted:

Can you sloped-foreheaded motherfuckers create your own USMNT thread?

So how far do you guys think Bosnia can go? What about Croatia?. Love those scrappy Balkans squads

Uhhh, we did and people whined about it?

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

Bogan Krkic posted:

I'd rather play Quidditch than Kronum.

this is the wrong answer

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
hey you idiot faggots moldova is beating saudi arabia 4-0, now that's international football for you people

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

tetsman posted:

hey you idiot faggots moldova is beating saudi arabia 4-0, now that's international football for you people

those arent real places

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
this thread is full of bad posts by bad posters i have never seen before

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Funky Koval posted:

this thread is full of bad posts by bad posters i have never seen before

You've seen me before

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Bogan Krkic posted:

You've seen me before

i mean other bad posters

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Funky Koval posted:

this thread is full of bad posts by bad posters i have never seen before

Suqit posts all the time though.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Bogan Krkic posted:

those arent real places

I'm trans-transnistrian

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

tetsman posted:

I'm trans-transnistrian

the word is "transethnic"

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

tetsman posted:

hey you idiot faggots moldova is beating saudi arabia 4-0, now that's international football for you people

That's Canada hosed then.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
Real talk: My mom bought 3 football t-shirts the other day. Two of them were "USA Soccer" shirts. The third is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Pissflaps posted:

Its our loving game invent your own if you dont like it.

England are like that big brother who makes up a game and then gets all pissy when their little brother turns out to be WAY better at it and the big brother can never win again except in this case the little brother are all the other countries in the world even the poo poo ones like East Timor.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
One night, Landon dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from his life flashed across the sky.

In each scene, he noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.

This bothered me because he noticed that during the low periods of hisd life, when he was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, Landon could see only one set of footprints, so he said to the Lord,

“You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when Jozy carried you.”

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

AsInHowe posted:

One night, Landon dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from his life flashed across the sky.

In each scene, he noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.

This bothered me because he noticed that during the low periods of hisd life, when he was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, Landon could see only one set of footprints, so he said to the Lord,

“You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when Jozy carried you.”

What the gently caress is going on in this forum that shite like this is getting posted?!

I mean I didn't read any of it but it's def a load of bollocks

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I reckon that USA will get a result against Portugal, and who's to say what happens after that? The sky is the limit.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Fag Boy Jim posted:

I reckon that USA will get a result against Portugal, and who's to say what happens after that? The sky is the limit.

Portugal's game #2 for the United States. Without beating Ghana, a win over Portugal still might not get them anywhere.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

AsInHowe posted:

Portugal's game #2 for the United States. Without beating Ghana, a win over Portugal still might not get them anywhere.

Yeah USA beating Portugal is a possible thing that might happen

Voted Alligator
Apr 13, 2005
shpoods

stickyfngrdboy posted:

Yeah USA beating Portugal is a possible thing that might happen

It's a funny old game.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Akbar posted:

England are like that big brother who makes up a game and then gets all pissy when their little brother turns out to be WAY better at it and the big brother can never win again except in this case the little brother are all the other countries in the world even the poo poo ones like East Timor.

Its like you have Downs Syndrome.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Like the England team, failure greets me at every turn.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

stickyfngrdboy posted:

Yeah USA beating Portugal is a possible thing that might happen

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Was this the same World Cup where USA lost to Poland, which was our only win? lmao

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

Bogan Krkic posted:

You've seen me before

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Funky Koval posted:

Was this the same World Cup where USA lost to Poland, which was our only win? lmao

Are Poland one of the 32 teams you supported during that tournament?

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
I support the USMNT, which earns me enough "underdog" karma to support Chelsea FC. However I've doubled down on "oval office" karma, so I guess that puts me in a tough spot.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

vaginal culture posted:

Are Poland one of the 32 teams you supported during that tournament?

No, I supported every team except for USA.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

stickyfngrdboy posted:

What the gently caress is going on in this forum that shite like this is getting posted?!

I mean I didn't read any of it but it's def a load of bollocks

Nice meltdown.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
USMNT will surprise at the 2014 FIFA World Cup.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Fag Boy Jim posted:

USMNT will surprise at the 2014 FIFA World Cup.

They'll surprise their significant others when they come home so early.

Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Pillbug

Shrapnig posted:

They'll surprise their significant others when they come home so early.

Poor Eric Wynalda

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Smeef posted:

Poor Eric Wynalda

igtr

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Smeef posted:

Poor Eric Wynalda

gently caress.

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B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Smeef posted:

Poor Eric Wynalda

drat son. Still too soon.

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