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Shard posted:So my daughter recently came across this youtube chef who is just the worst. Been doing this since like 2007. Every dish is bad. Everything is somehow burnt and undercooked. I think the worst thing he's made is this chili. It's a crime. I kinda like that he expected to lose because everyone there got to vote.
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VictualSquid posted:Yes. Didn't we have an smilie for that? I don't remember. 
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Apr 28, 2023 18:38
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VictualSquid posted:Yes. Didn't we have an smilie for that? I don't remember. Tf is that utensil on the salad
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Apr 28, 2023 18:39
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Butterfly Valley posted:Tf is that utensil on the salad
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Apr 28, 2023 18:42
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A ring + that thing seems like the worst way to apply lemon juice
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Apr 28, 2023 18:48
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you have to turn the lemon around halfway through so you're still touching the lemon so why not just use wedges
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Apr 28, 2023 18:49
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Hirayuki posted:Lemon squeezer. Extracts the juice without dumping the seeds onto your food.
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Apr 28, 2023 18:51
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AARD VARKMAN posted:you have to turn the lemon around halfway through so you're still touching the lemon so why not just use wedges They are a restaurant thing ime, so you don't touch the lemon. The staff touches the lemon and delivers it to the table already mounted.
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Apr 28, 2023 18:52
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There's no such thing as lemon squeezers. That's a chip clip.
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Apr 28, 2023 18:58
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Shard posted:So my daughter recently came across this youtube chef who is just the worst. Been doing this since like 2007. Every dish is bad. Everything is somehow burnt and undercooked. I think the worst thing he's made is this chili. It's a crime. I've never seen a video from his channel, but there is an entire cottage industry of channels who exclusively react to his videos. He's like the DarkSydePhil of cooking.
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Apr 28, 2023 19:06
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he's an awful person too, if that makes it easier for you to laugh at him. assaulted his son at least once, had a couple strokes recently, and tried to get his fans to harass the hospital staff to give him more treats while he was there
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Apr 28, 2023 19:40
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Watching the lemon jello salad one gave me some thoughts. Am I a food snob? Is this my descent into madness? Is this what pushes me over the edge? and, I always thought cool whip was the same thing as miracle whip, which is cheap mayonaise, right? I'd never even considered the idea of buying pre-whipped cream.
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Apr 28, 2023 19:45
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prayer group posted:he's an awful person too, if that makes it easier for you to laugh at him. assaulted his son at least once, had a couple strokes recently, and tried to get his fans to harass the hospital staff to give him more treats while he was there he's also a transphobe, he's a trump supporter, he was anti covid vax. He's just the worst. He's also full of himself and thinks everything he makes is great. He is not in on it, he really thinks he's the best. He was real concerned about the mario movie being political
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Nettle Soup posted:Watching the lemon jello salad one gave me some thoughts. cool whip is like miracle whip in that it's mostly hydrogenated vegetable oil and hfcs. redi-whip might seem to be "more processed" because it's in a can filled with nitrous oxide but it's significantly closer to whipped cream you'd make yourself, the propellant just agitates it on its way out so it "whips" itself. if you let all the nitrous out without letting the cream out, for some reason, definitely not to get high, the rest of the cream will just dribble out as a liquid.
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Apr 28, 2023 20:04
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Flats vs Drums I assume?
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Apr 28, 2023 20:05
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Wings with roguelite mechanics.
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Flats vs Drums I assume? E: even better if various flavors look the same, like jelly beans. Oh no, I thought that wing was teriyaki but it turned out to be licorice. Zero_Grade has a new favorite as of 20:32 on Apr 28, 2023 |
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Apr 28, 2023 20:14
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The wings are randomized shapes, each piece looks like a folded protein
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Shard posted:So my daughter recently came across this youtube chef who is just the worst. Been doing this since like 2007. Every dish is bad. Everything is somehow burnt and undercooked. I think the worst thing he's made is this chili. It's a crime. I somehow watched this before, likely due to one of the many reaction videos to it, and knew it was going to be a ride when he explicitly stated his chilli would not have chilli powder as an ingredient. It doesn't surprise me that he turns out to be the kind of arsehole people ITT are saying he is.
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Apr 28, 2023 20:43
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Beefy Bean Soup
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Wish I could find the one where he pulls out a curly straw to drink the brain tub juice Have a sip....
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Whooping Crabs posted:Wish I could find the one where he pulls out a curly straw to drink the brain tub juice 
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Apr 28, 2023 21:06
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Love your work, thanks!!
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Apr 28, 2023 21:09
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 I feel like korean cooking videos may be cheating?
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This one is a crime. He cooks omelets by boiling ziplock bags https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0
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Apr 28, 2023 21:42
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Shard posted:This one is a crime. He cooks omelets by boiling ziplock bags It may not be the most visually appealing, but this would be a good way to make breakfast for a bunch of people. Set up the fillings bar, have people load their bags, add the eggs and boil 'em up. Or prep some variations in advance. Good for like a kids sleepover party or church lock-in or something.
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Apr 28, 2023 21:59
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Oh, we made those at Girl Guide camp! They were rubbery and tasted like ziploc!
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First of May posted:It may not be the most visually appealing, but this would be a good way to make breakfast for a bunch of people. Set up the fillings bar, have people load their bags, add the eggs and boil 'em up. Or prep some variations in advance. Good for like a kids sleepover party or church lock-in or something. gently caress that. I aint boiling plastic with eggs inside it. It takes so little time to make an omelette. A frying pan with whatever you want chucked inside of it and done.
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Apr 28, 2023 23:47
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An omelette is basically the fastest simplest dish you can make outside of maybe grilling sausages. Adding in the needless complication of a Ziploc bag seems highly illogical.
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You all saying you'd turn down a delectable sous vide omelet?
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It Retains All the Juices
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Shard posted:So my daughter recently came across this youtube chef who is just the worst. Been doing this since like 2007. Every dish is bad. Everything is somehow burnt and undercooked. I think the worst thing he's made is this chili. It's a crime. trolling through the culinary arts. a novel approach. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g_UHV42jOA&t=60s
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IDK, that chili doesn't seem too horrible to me. Like he put a bunch of ingredients in a slow cooker on high for 2 hours with some seasoning. Not saying it's good but it's an attempt. He even browned up the sausages first! This, on the other hand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th84afHZ8XA
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Captain Hygiene posted:You all saying you'd turn down a delectable sous vide omelet? Aren't old corelle plates supposed to have high lead levels or something?
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The most hosed up thing about cooking with jack is that he has literally THOUSANDS of videos. I think even the stupidest, most terrible cook in the world would be better if they were made to make like 2 cooking videos a week for ten years but jack is still serving raw chicken after 10 years and 2000 videos or so.
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Captain Hygiene posted:You all saying you'd turn down a delectable sous vide omelet? Sous V'omlete
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moist egg sac.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Aren't old corelle plates supposed to have high lead levels or something? If true, I grew up eating off of lead plates.
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