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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




 I say we give the brain parasites a chance. They can't be any worse at the job than human politicians, right?


Vote for the Worms Eating People's Brains Party!

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The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
He is Absolutely the correct choice

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

He is Absolutely the correct choice



EDIT:

https://x.com/pinealdecalcify/status/1788383520349356096

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Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
I can't believe that RFK jr is somehow the worst of all current candidates.

Pork Tapeworm Larva '24!

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

https://x.com/banalplay/status/1788343335595225267?s=46

https://x.com/orwellngoode/status/1788188423074750699?s=46

Now I want to learn nuclear physics just to pick up furries in bars.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.

Facebook Aunt posted:

I say we give the brain parasites a chance. They can't be any worse at the job than human politicians, right?


Vote for the Worms Eating People's Brains Party!

It's actually both parties.

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repiv
Aug 13, 2009

 https://twitter.com/garbitchman/status/1788154779631333637

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Dick Trauma posted:



EDIT:

https://x.com/pinealdecalcify/status/1788383520349356096

Lol what a massive piece of poo poo. I think he should have more worms (not limited to the brains)

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Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



 https://twitter.com/RepMikeCollins/status/1788267912286921193

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Skutter posted:

https://twitter.com/RepMikeCollins/status/1788267912286921193

Holky molky

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005

Dick Trauma posted:



EDIT:

https://x.com/pinealdecalcify/status/1788383520349356096

Rough chuckle at the end of that story.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Skutter posted:

https://twitter.com/RepMikeCollins/status/1788267912286921193

https://twitter.com/Cam_Oflage/status/1788266283173290414


LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

https://x.com/nikicaga/status/1788349476660212165?s=46


https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1181238647749787648?lang=en

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/Cam_Oflage/status/1788266283173290414

Uh. What about brains getting minced by airplane parts? That really counts for two Kennedys if you count the wife. Being spread across aircraft body panels like pâté is even worse for your brain than a bullet. It was a whole bad deal.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://x.com/iamalmostlegend/status/1783333923193512177

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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://x.com/Nantanreikan/status/1788549639169626542

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wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

 That’s some goodass malicious compliance.

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LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

freeedr posted:

Uh. What about brains getting minced by airplane parts? That really counts for two Kennedys if you count the wife. Being spread across aircraft body panels like pâté is even worse for your brain than a bullet. It was a whole bad deal.

These Kennedy's seem like they have real bad luck, it almost sounds like a curse.

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Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

 https://twitter.com/TylerGlaiel/status/1788362032699555985

In which a bunch of indie game developers set random values in their code to 1000, then record the ensuing carnage.

Editing in some highlights for the Twitter-challenged:

https://x.com/theferfactor/status/1788461613957120502?s=46&t=QvJtsR61KhdB0jSOwWDYcQ

https://x.com/_vidhvat/status/1788482210091442670?s=46&t=QvJtsR61KhdB0jSOwWDYcQ

https://x.com/yokitolakakatv/status/1788464667930619910?s=46&t=QvJtsR61KhdB0jSOwWDYcQ

I keep forgetting that Twitter isn’t free to read without an account any more

Deathslinger has a new favorite as of 22:10 on May 9, 2024

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kiminewt
Feb 1, 2022

 You want to post some highlights for those of us who are twitter-challenged?

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repiv
Aug 13, 2009

 https://twitter.com/LeftAtLondon/status/1788616996277404065

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

 https://x.com/OrganizerMemes/status/1788638024051663295
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/PinkRangerLB/status/1788771751096094991?t=jgRSakvjHOnOiR6XXmGORw&s=19

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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

 https://twitter.com/blameaspartame/status/1788802183271723372?t=3NbnywS03AV_vbB05gD-jg&s=19

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

grittyreboot posted:

https://twitter.com/blameaspartame/status/1788802183271723372?t=3NbnywS03AV_vbB05gD-jg&s=19

Bradley has some pretty bad vibes so yeah seems okay

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

 Who the gently caress's favorite color is orange? Get wrecked Bradley.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Knormal posted:

Who the gently caress's favorite color is orange? Get wrecked Bradley.

loving Protestants.

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Air Skwirl posted:

loving Protestants.

or worse, the Dutch

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Knormal posted:

Who the gently caress's favorite color is orange? Get wrecked Bradley.

Tell Satan that orange is just a shade of brown, Bradley!

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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

or worse, the Dutch

Dutch protestants

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Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

 Hallo, mijn naam is Maarten Luuther

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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Here I set up my poffertje stand; I can do no other.

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Flint_Paper posted:

Hallo, mijn naam is Maarten Luuther

"vijfennegentig stellingen" get the gently caress outta here

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JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy

Knormal posted:

Who the gently caress's favorite color is orange? Get wrecked Bradley.

Vols bitch

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Tree Bucket posted:

Dutch protestants

:stare:

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SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/5tevieM/status/1788841375460450523

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Long video but worth it

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

 Love when Brits pronounce that second G in things, like "spring gonion".

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

SimonChris posted:

https://twitter.com/5tevieM/status/1788841375460450523

This tracks

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://x.com/lukeymcgarry/status/1788690861930263033

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

 https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1788820586942067162

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