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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

cannot stress enough that this is a Funny Video and I Enjoyed It

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Jezza of OZPOS posted:

cannot stress enough that this is a Funny Video and I Enjoyed It

Heard it right here folks, a certified Funny Videotm

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






A truly wholesome time - Dan tried so hard to stay professional but her wide-eyed astonishment made it impossible :3:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/ratlimit/status/1788631806008229937

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
some people's whole thing is being exhausting all the time to everyone

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
Not comparing my partners, but I will rank them as primary and secondary

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
https://twitter.com/toybroreviews/status/1788884296968610166

I love transformers that turn into mundane poo poo. One of my favorite transforming things that wasn't even an official transformer was a toy robot that turned into a can of pepsi

BirdOfPlay
Feb 19, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Love the color coding for this shitpost

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
A/B testing my conversation starters with my throuple to turn my game to 100% and make this a quad.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The #1 polyamory stigma is that they're all weirdos and that tweet ain't helping

e: lol
https://twitter.com/BeijingPalmer/status/1789001174672130498

https://twitter.com/shutupmom0/status/1788823113481757143

zoux has a new favorite as of 20:39 on May 10, 2024

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



https://twitter.com/redhairshanks86/status/1788691804620992705

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

only a poly person would classify the 47th most stubborn stigma about polyamory as "one of the #1 polyamory stigmas"

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


What are the other 47?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Parallelwoody posted:

What are the other 47?

zoux posted:

The #1 polyamory stigma is that they're all weirdos and that tweet ain't helping

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Parallelwoody posted:

What are the other 47?

#1 is poly people

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
that by and large they are bi and large

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Parallelwoody posted:

What are the other 47?

I don't know, I was more tickled by a poly person tallying something as "one of the #1s". is it the primary #1, the secondary #1, or what?

I'm pretty sure there are 46 other #1s that I'd rank above "not being able to compare partners", which is not a thing that has crossed my mind ever about polyamory. Is it even bad if you don't compare partners? I could try to think of every possible way to stigmatize polyamory and I'm not sure I'd come up with that, even 46 deep into the list.

Highbrow Slick
Jul 1, 2007

it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.

Ok yes but the second lady sounds like ODB

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The best argument for polyamory is that they’re keeping each other busy.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!
I can't tell if people are extending the bit or can't tell it's a joke. Which means I can't tell if something is a joke. Help

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Platystemon posted:

The best argument for polyamory is that they’re keeping each other busy.

not busy enough, see Sam Bankman-Fried.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
They’re dispelling the notion that polyamorous people are into casual sex by showing that they are into ranked, competitive sex.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


Amazing things are happening in China.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


those chinese peasants with their lobsters

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Platystemon posted:

They’re dispelling the notion that polyamorous people are into casual sex by showing that they are into ranked, competitive sex.

No item, gently caress buddies only, final destination (singledom)

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran

Platystemon posted:

They’re dispelling the notion that polyamorous people are into casual sex by showing that they are into ranked, competitive sex.

ELO rankings on your Grindr account, let’s go

Runa
Feb 13, 2011


drat

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I can't tell if people are extending the bit or can't tell it's a joke. Which means I can't tell if something is a joke. Help

I genuinely can't tell if it's a joke or not. People are exhausting, but what the gently caress is this:

https://twitter.com/ratlimit/status/1788929798779056473?t=a7YAh9VKAaSHPKyImF9MFA&s=19

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Parallelwoody posted:

What are the other 47?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTsdKycVZZ4

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Friend posted:

I genuinely can't tell if it's a joke or not. People are exhausting, but what the gently caress is this:

https://twitter.com/ratlimit/status/1788929798779056473?t=a7YAh9VKAaSHPKyImF9MFA&s=19

I've met a lot of poly people over the last few years and my gut says "no real person does this, this isn't real, this is a bit, it's way too on the nose" but then I remember things some have said and I'm like, "but there's like at least a chance it's dead serious" which makes it the best kind of poo poo post imo.

Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


Friend posted:

I genuinely can't tell if it's a joke or not. People are exhausting, but what the gently caress is this:

https://twitter.com/ratlimit/status/1788929798779056473?t=a7YAh9VKAaSHPKyImF9MFA&s=19

Pretty sure the joke is that they immediately say "my" again.

BirdOfPlay
Feb 19, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Son of Rodney posted:

No item, gently caress buddies only, final destination (singledom)

That is entirely too many doms

Obnoxipus
Apr 4, 2011
Yes, the poly post is a bit, they've done this before. People still fall for it every time.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

syntaxfunction posted:

I've met a lot of poly people over the last few years and my gut says "no real person does this, this isn't real, this is a bit, it's way too on the nose" but then I remember things some have said and I'm like, "but there's like at least a chance it's dead serious" which makes it the best kind of poo poo post imo.

https://x.com/ratlimit/status/1733508814761001156

https://x.com/ratlimit/status/1745558347342815735

I don't think it was that serious of a post.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

syntaxfunction posted:

I've met a lot of poly people over the last few years and my gut says "no real person does this, this isn't real, this is a bit, it's way too on the nose" but then I remember things some have said and I'm like, "but there's like at least a chance it's dead serious" which makes it the best kind of poo poo post imo.

I mean it probably is a bit but when you combine poly + extremely online Twitter user that kind of output is not at all beyond the realm of possibility.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/1789088414593396771

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



I don't understand why this is a post. Is it a joke or is it someone being dumb?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Have a more relevant ADHD-related tweet that struck me.

https://twitter.com/Quid4Squid/status/1788282554979610870

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
God, my mother does the same drat inability to explain.
"Hand me the thing by the thing! No, the other thing! Under that other thing!" [Word for word quote]

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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Malachite_Dragon posted:

God, my mother does the same drat inability to explain.
"Hand me the thing by the thing! No, the other thing! Under that other thing!" [Word for word quote]

Ah, a communicator of the loudness=clarity school

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