grittyreboot posted:https://bsky.app/profile/davelevitan.bsky.social/post/3ks6gq3mhvc2t I've seen quite a few tiktoks today from farmers that are seeding and their tractors have a thing called RTK that keeps them in the correct lanes and heading when going through these giant fields with their big rear end planters and apparently the solar storm has hosed the system up so they can't plant and they are pissed.
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I'm kinkshaming this.
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# ? May 12, 2024 04:46 |
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I refuse to read it. Excuse me, tl;dr
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grittyreboot posted:I thought Partner sounded awkward until they started calling each other lovemate/kissmate/Person For Now. There really isn't a good gender neutral alternative to boyfriend/girlfriend In Australia / New Zealand using the term "partner" for the person you are in a relationship with is perfectly normal (this is due to our nations sharing a pragmatic, down-to-earth egalitarian culture and a deep love of cowboys).
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aardwolf posted:In Australia / New Zealand using the term "partner" for the person you are in a relationship with is perfectly normal (this is due to our nations sharing a pragmatic, down-to-earth egalitarian culture and a deep love of cowboys). Well it's well known that cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other https://youtu.be/-bWuCOlesz4?si=bAfA6or46MPLLzyA
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# ? May 12, 2024 05:07 |
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gets a lot funnier when you've spent nearly two decades reading "SA" as "something awful" "content warning: something awful"
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DontMockMySmock posted:gets a lot funnier when you've spent nearly two decades reading "SA" as "something awful" "oh, so it's about goatse"
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# ? May 12, 2024 05:50 |
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Gonna be honest, this has made me feel a lot better about being too online because it's mostly gibberish, parts make sense to me but I think it's like if you look at anything too long you just naturally see patterns, like how a wood table might have some knots in it that resemble a face.
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https://x.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/1789557926606127593
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aardwolf posted:In Australia / New Zealand using the term "partner" for the person you are in a relationship with is perfectly normal (this is due to our nations sharing a pragmatic, down-to-earth egalitarian culture and a deep love of cowboys). this explains a lot. i've always used partner (for my otherwise unremarkably hetero relationship) and thought since leaving NZ that people got weirder about it. i didn't make the connection, i thought it was just me using "partner" not a cultural thing of nz's
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49 20 63 61 6e 27 74 20 72 65 61 64 20 74 68 61 74 0a Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 09:48 on May 12, 2024 |
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I... think I can translate most of this? content warning: sexual assault. Okay so be for real: is sexual assault roleplay okay if I'm a female non-binary person? My boyfriend or significant other or whatever is a non-binary white (trans woman? Trigger warning?) so I know it is up to me to do it if we do do my nonconsent roleplay because he is male, so if we do a male on female nonconsent roleplay it might be nonconsensual nonconsent i.e. actual sexual assault. Oh yeah I call him he because we do boyfriend on girlfriend roleplay. My 2 cents is that it is okay, because tl;dr I'm neurodivergent Gosh I feel like an archeologist decoding hieroglyphics
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:this explains a lot. i've always used partner (for my otherwise unremarkably hetero relationship) and thought since leaving NZ that people got weirder about it. Also perfectly normal in major US cities, less so in rural areas.
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Content Warning: South Africa
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# ? May 12, 2024 10:39 |
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What does xd stand for
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# ? May 12, 2024 10:41 |
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kiminewt posted:What does xd stand for It's the shortened form of XKCD, that nerd comic.
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# ? May 12, 2024 10:47 |
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kiminewt posted:What does xd stand for Xeno dick
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# ? May 12, 2024 10:48 |
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kiminewt posted:What does xd stand for It's tongue kissing the butthole.
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kiminewt posted:What does xd stand for It's me, a grown man in chat, trying to flirt with a vtuber roleplaying a stinky old boot
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kiminewt posted:What does xd stand for xanadu
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kiminewt posted:What does xd stand for Text version of ""
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# ? May 12, 2024 12:52 |
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I don’t even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead
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Whybird posted:
This made me kind of happy because if the big one goes off and destroys all the computers and stuff, there will be no record of the internet
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codo27 posted:This made me kind of happy because if the big one goes off and destroys all the computers and stuff, there will be no record of the internet *Hires a team of stonemasons to laboriously chisel the Riddick post on my sarcophagus.
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codo27 posted:This made me kind of happy because if the big one goes off and destroys all the computers and stuff, there will be no record of the internet Actually it will be all the minion memes that the boomers have printed out
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kiminewt posted:What does xd stand for Xtreme Dicking
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pardon https://twitter.com/BocumaRacc/status/1789436257346728306
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Whybird posted:Xtreme Dicking
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https://twitter.com/TheSaurus831/status/1789458169699385411
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How do I mace the 30-50 forest cows that run into my woods within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
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codo27 posted:This made me kind of happy because if the big one goes off and destroys all the computers and stuff, there will be no record of the internet except the dril books, thank god
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# ? May 12, 2024 15:20 |
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Oh, so that's how pepper steak is made.
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https://twitter.com/damn_elle/status/1789331104329289915
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Women, where do cows rank on the Strangers in the Forest list?
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# ? May 12, 2024 15:55 |
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Fellas, is it outdoorsy to poo poo in the woods?
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https://twitter.com/hyperdiscogirl/status/1789522427229168102 https://twitter.com/raspbearyart/status/1789443756061766031
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lmao has nobody been around cows before? they weren't attacking at all just curious, and obviously scared of him since they shied away everytime he moved towards them. Everybody involved in that video and tweet is a goddamn idiot.
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# ? May 12, 2024 16:25 |
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No, those aren't just ordinary cows, they are FOREST COWS - completely different!
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# ? May 12, 2024 16:33 |
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I can kinda sorta understand being surprised and unsettled by a bunch of cows coming out of the woods and heading right towards you. What I don't understand is why you would record your freakout and then post it.
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The camera person also kept like re-engaging the cows and antagonizing them so they had excuses to mace them. Deeply weird all around.
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