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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Oh so we're straight up posting porn now? Two can play that game.


But it won't work cuz no one would click my links :saddowns:

It's not porn when it's a beautiful girl having her butthole mouthpunched.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

but it's not loaded

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

:shlick: :vince: :yum:

ty for your:their: cervices

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
:nws:
http://imgur.com/PIeSIHP

Also, I completely forgot about calm.jpg

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


one in the chamber

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Carli Banks is ridiculous.
:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/EpeuLrT.gif
http://imgur.com/Kgyt6AW

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

I'm glad that post made it before the probation. Thank you for your service

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch

Oh god, she looks just like my graduate student professor for the May-mester class I'm taking now. Except that Carli banks doesn't have any tattoos.

BTW, I love my May-mester class :heysexy:

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

holocaust bloopers posted:

Hey thanks for the probation, Mr Nice. ENJOY YOUR PHANTOM BALL PAIN FOR THE REST OF YOUR STUPID LIFE

I'm real good at doing things if people ask nicely :]

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

Fart Sandwiches posted:

I'm real good at doing things if people ask nicely :]

put an end to this gay earth



por favor

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

ZappDash posted:

put an end to this gay earth



por favor

every post you make is whining about how you want the world to end, either quit being a pussy and do something about it, or shut up about it

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Your mind contains all of existence.

(blow your brain apart, René Descartes)

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEBfVlROjCU

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Only cool furry was the Wolfman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0xFENhS-Bw

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tepZZEOcyVg

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/Y4ZrG2K.gif
:nws:

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Is that jennifer anniston????????????? :eyepop:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

genderstomper58 posted:

Is that jennifer anniston????????????? :eyepop:

Sophie Marceau. The second most disappointing (white) Bond girl

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

Sophie Marceau. The second most disappointing (white) Bond girl

Halle Berry truly was the worst.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Halle Berry truly was the worst.

She was in the worst Bond movie and is awful, but still a better pick as a CIA agent than Denise Richards was as a loving nuclear physicist. The worst Bond chick though will forever be Grace Jones

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Booblord Zagats posted:

She was in the worst Bond movie and is awful, but still a better pick as a CIA agent than Denise Richards was as a loving nuclear physicist. The worst Bond chick though will forever be Grace Jones

Denise Richards is hot

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Cole posted:

Denise Richards is hot

lol if you havent jacked off to the wild things threesome scene

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Booblord Zagats posted:

She was in the worst Bond movie and is awful, but still a better pick as a CIA agent than Denise Richards was as a loving nuclear physicist. The worst Bond chick though will forever be Grace Jones

Named Christmas Jones. Who was only named that for the sake of the "I thought Christmas only comes once a year." gag.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

i just want, just once, for someone to go beat someone in response to a video like this and be like 'self defence, i was threatened"

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
What kind of 15 year old has money for a fursuit?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


But is the anti-furry-coalition hiring?

Booblord Zagats posted:

She was in the worst Bond movie and is awful, but still a better pick as a CIA agent than Denise Richards was as a loving nuclear physicist. The worst Bond chick though will forever be Grace Jones

I learned everything I needed to know about nuclear subs and reactors from the one with Denise Richards, thank you very much.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I learned everything I needed to know about nuclear subs and reactors from the one with Denise Richards, thank you very much.
I'd stick my plutonium in her uranium, if you know what I mean.


Actually knowing how reactors and submarines work ruined that movie for me. :pseudo: Well, that and it was s lovely movie.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Sophie Marceau is married to Christopher Lambert. Dude is basically blind so all that hotness is wasted on him :saddowns:

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Does anyone have that resume some black navy officer chick sent to her gaining command? It was like some wack powerpoint with misspellings and stuff.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Does anyone have that resume some black navy officer chick sent to her gaining command? It was like some wack powerpoint with misspellings and stuff.

It was a super ghetto black chick. I can't seem to find it, either

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
I got you homes, check the Navy thread

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Snowdens Secret posted:

I got you homes, check the Navy thread

I like how it goes from cave man speak to Flavor of Love contestant every 2-3 slides

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Yeah that poo poo is mega funny.

Just one slide that's the bill of rights with a rattlesnake in front of it.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Holy poo poo this is a gold mine:




Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Dollars to donuts, no one in her division got a single paycheck correctly or on time until someone in the Info Tech office handed her a Leap Frog tablet with Angry Birds and removed her from the email list

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Oh yeah, her career path is that of someone that is a complete gently caress up and was kept away from any actual responsibility after a certain point. She had her only real job as a weps cut short and then was buried somewhere in an assistant staff position where she could do little to no harm.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
COMPLETE WHAT I STATED

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

gleep gloop posted:

COMPLETE WHAT I STATED

HIGH FASHION

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Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

~licks panther lips~

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