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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Spoeank posted:

The NFL draft coverage on ESPN would be better with Frank Caliendo instead of Mel Kiper Jr Y/N

I fully expect an athlete or coach to beat Caliendo to death with their bare hands one day.

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Combo
Aug 19, 2003



Spoeank posted:

The NFL draft coverage on ESPN would be better with Frank Caliendo instead of Mel Kiper Jr Y/N

N, Frank Caliendo needs to go die

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

The Puppy Bowl posted:

You lazy tit, just pick phone and tell them who you're drafting.

Sean Farrell

no wait

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Is Houston just going to let the clock run out or what

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


do the networks/league force teams to take so much time on the clock?

Could they just go back2back2back if they were ready

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Famous TV Dad posted:

this is the football oasis in the offseason desert

Plus we've been edging for an extra two weeks just waiting to unload all our opinions

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wait

Is there literally a defensive player named Whitney Merciless

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer
Make a pick already. What the hell is taking so long Texas.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

rebel1608 posted:

Yeah unfortunately he has not been that good

Dude is pro-made for Pro Wrestling if it doesnt work out in the NFL

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Is Houston just going to let the clock run out or what

yes

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

All teams that use the entire clock should be boo'd

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Is Houston just going to let the clock run out or what

Why not? Their pick is done and ready to go, no reason to go any sooner.

edit: It's going to be Clowney, nobody be stupid.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Marriuci is also drunk.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

I like how Mooch chooses to speak about players as objects rather than people

"they put in an Aldon Smith and a Justin Smith"

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


"with the 1st pick of the 2014 nfl draft, the houston texans select brandon weeden"

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Slavoj Zizek ‏@ZizekOnNFL 38s
Ray Lewis thinks Mack should be the first pick, as he believes himself to be the Father of all linebackers. Careful, Ray! Oedipus lurks.

Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster
I love listening to these guys try and analyze things when none of it will mean anything. loving lucky bastards.

ebg
Mar 31, 2008

this is hilarious

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I hate you Ray Lewis

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

They're not showing them on the phone this year again, right? I liked that last year.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Spoeank posted:

The NFL draft coverage on ESPN would be better with Frank Caliendo instead of Mel Kiper Jr Y/N

This would be amazing

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Is Houston just going to let the clock run out or what

Yes, gotta wait out any desperate trades that wont actually come

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

E_Motion posted:

This GDT is going at playoff speed goddamn

What the gently caress are people even posting about

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Is Houston just going to let the clock run out or what

Gonna Viking it up.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Houston, watch the time lol

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Bill O'Brien letting his balls swing low

Fred Breakfast
Aug 12, 2003

LiquidFriend posted:

All teams should be boo'd

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Sour Diesel posted:

Slavoj Zizek ‏@ZizekOnNFL 38s
Ray Lewis thinks Mack should be the first pick, as he believes himself to be the Father of all linebackers. Careful, Ray! Oedipus lurks.

Gorgeous

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


They aren't going to trade or take Clowney, and it's going to be loving hilarious

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

HappyHelmet posted:

Make a pick already. What the hell is taking so long Texas.

Texans are panicking, will end up drafting Seon Danders.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Just take Clowney, you idiot Texans.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

all picks should be based on the players six pack

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Mel Kiper will spend retirement watching taped reruns of the draft and weeping.

Also Ray Lewis blows as a commentator.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
lol poor greg robinson @ that NFL network poll

i swear to God if Detroit gives up the draft to get Sammy Watkins I will burst and not in a good way

Watkins is a v. good player but god drat our secondary is swiss cheese

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



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Odell Beckham Jr.: "The Sky's The Limit" - Lil Wayne

Blake Bortles: "Blow Up" - J. Cole

Teddy Bridgewater: "The World's Greatest" - R. Kelly

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix: "Never Would Have Made It" - Marvin Sapp

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Bradley Roby: "Believe Me" - Drake feat. Lil Wayne

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Sammy Watkins: "Look What You've Done" - Drake

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

BWV posted:

do the networks/league force teams to take so much time on the clock?

Could they just go back2back2back if they were ready

they can go at any time but they're waiting for trade offers ostensibly

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wait

Is there literally a defensive player named Whitney Merciless

name factor is reaally inconsistant boomer, i don't know if I'd take him. first name 0/10 but last name 100000/10

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Gruden is the best. :allears:

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

intangibles intangibles intangibles

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Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man



Welp thats a keeper :laffo:

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