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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

ShoogaSlim posted:

Hopefully they have something to end with on a high note. This stuff means nothing to me.
WWDC

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

ShoogaSlim posted:

Hopefully they have something to end with on a high note. This stuff means nothing to me.

They just switched from a programming language they've been using for decades or something, that's a big deal for devs in a dev conference

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


all this stuff is going to be pointless when some guy in Macao is trying to copy Flappybird line for line

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

"Looks pretty great"

Hahahahaha

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006
so beautiful

they should have sent a poet



(I'm only a little pissy about my objective-C skills now being completely obsolete)

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Aardvark Barber posted:

will you be able to tailor swift?
:golfclap:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


ManSedan posted:

'There is a magician on stage casting spells. That's all I can tell you,' - The Verge
Wait, you mean Joshua Topolsky doesn't actually know anything about engineering and he's just a self-indulgent product reviewer?! :monocle:

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Josh Lyman posted:

It's Worldwide Developers Conference, not Worldwide Consumers Conference.

It's both, is the confusing bit. The WWDC keynote often feels indistinguishable from the old-school MacWorld keynotes.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


I expect Blimp Floating Game to be available when iOS 8 releases, just like Zen Garden.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

But seriously.

This Keynote had everything I ever wanted.


... except for a Spatial Finder. :sigh:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Josh Lyman posted:

Wait, you mean Joshua Topolsky doesn't actually know anything about engineering and he's just a self-indulgent product reviewer?! :monocle:

He's a dj.

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost
As someone who codes in C# and hates Objective-C (And believe me, I've tried hard to wrap my head around it), I'm glad they are getting rid of some of the insane poo poo it has in it. I'm interested in trying it out.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Sue posted:

But seriously.

This Keynote had everything I ever wanted.


... except for a Spatial Finder. :sigh:
Dark Mode for iOS :negative:

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I feel like I could probably handle this language.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

So anyone have links for good Swift tutorials, I've got the next Flappy Bird in my mind

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Beta today! Public release in the Fall.

maduin
Mar 4, 2003
:lol: at the groans re: old devices.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

4s still supported too

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Dark Mode for iOS :negative:
Good thing the SA app has dark mode.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

iPhone 4 finally getting the boot

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

But what's up with the lack of Phil Schiller?

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
What was that list of devices? It was on quicker than I could read through it.

gay skull
Oct 24, 2004


Wow, iPad 2? I'm genuinely surprised.

ufarn
May 30, 2009

Sue posted:

But what's up with the lack of Phil Schiller?
No new hardware.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Sue posted:

But what's up with the lack of Phil Schiller?

No new hardware, so I'm not surprised

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Astro7x posted:

What was that list of devices? It was on quicker than I could read through it.

Everything since the 4S (at least for phones)

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Sue posted:

But what's up with the lack of Phil Schiller?
Probably only using him for hardware now.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Astro7x posted:

What was that list of devices? It was on quicker than I could read through it.
Anything released in the last 3 years basically.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Astro7x posted:

What was that list of devices? It was on quicker than I could read through it.

Think it's everything that currently runs 7, except the iphone 4.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Sue posted:

But what's up with the lack of Phil Schiller?

He's having his warts removed with an app written in Swift

Also he's more of a hardware guy all of this was mostly software

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Acquilae posted:

Probably only using him for hardware now.


Vintimus Prime posted:

No new hardware, so I'm not surprised


ufarn posted:

No new hardware.

Hah, and here I thought there'd be more stories of saucy backstabbings and revolutions within Cupertino.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

I really hope they introduce a 6th-gen iPod Touch this fall. I really like having a cheaper, thinner iPhone without the phone part...

I'll need a replacement for my 5th-gen when they drop it.

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

gay skull posted:

Wow, iPad 2? I'm genuinely surprised.

They just stopped selling it in march

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

No, I am Spartacus

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

I'm excited about Yosemite. :) And I think this pushed me to going back to iPhone after all.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Well that was a fun 2 hours!

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Cue nerds raging about no new iPhone announced at a developer conference.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Thanks very much, I'm off to go swim in my treasure room

Oneiros
Jan 12, 2007



Was there anything about what hardware Yosemite will run on? Will my 2010 MBP live another year? :ohdear:

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univbee
Jun 3, 2004




I just want to know what a 1 TB iCloud plan is meant to cost. It doesn't look like the new prices are live yet. :argh:

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