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Goddamn we pass worse than the Titans. Fuckin hell
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Oct 18, 2014 00:25
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Bad Moon posted:Goddamn we pass worse than the Titans. Fuckin hell Trade Wilson and Baldwin for Locker, and have no more downfield throws. Call it Poetry in Motion (But Only Behind the Line of Scrimmage)
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Oct 18, 2014 00:27
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Boba Phat posted:I've been trying to figure out what to say about the Harvin trade for 20 minutes and I'm still just utterly stupefied. HOW? WHAT? WHY? Avril is going to want 100 mil over 5 years because he's a greedy little turd.
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Oct 18, 2014 00:28
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Prozach posted:My only hope is that this is gonna be just like Trent Richardson and that he inexplicably becomes the worst at his position in the entire league. But I know that's an irrational hope because I've actually seen the guy be a dynamic weapon. The Seahawks gave a 1st 3rd 7th and huge contract to Harvin. They might get a 4th out of the trade. The Vikings burned the Seahawks already dude Hot Diggity! fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Oct 18, 2014 |
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Oct 18, 2014 00:28
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Pron on VHS posted:8 WRs have more receiving yards than the entire KC WR group combined Dwayne Bowe ain't no Calvin Johnson as the late great Johnny Morton would have said.
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Oct 18, 2014 00:30
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Boba Phat posted:I've been trying to figure out what to say about the Harvin trade for 20 minutes and I'm still just utterly stupefied. HOW? WHAT? WHY? i'm trying it doesn't
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Oct 18, 2014 00:30
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Haha Lynch He took to Twitter to let everyone know that with his simple, yet NSFW thoughts
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Oct 18, 2014 00:31
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Ozu posted:@Jason_OTC This is the best part of a great day.
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Oct 18, 2014 00:31
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TubeStank posted:The Seahawks gave a 1st 3rd 7th and huge contract to Harvin. They might get a 4th out of the trade. The Vikings burned the Seahawks already dude Yeah. But I'll always have that memory of Harvin putting the dagger in with that 2nd half opening TD return in the Super Bowl 
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Oct 18, 2014 00:33
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Boba Phat posted:I've been trying to figure out what to say about the Harvin trade for 20 minutes and I'm still just utterly stupefied. HOW? WHAT? WHY? Yes, yes it is. I just want to keep the two core Seahawk strengths: Defense and Russell Wilson bullshit.
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Oct 18, 2014 00:33
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thompson posted:Avril is going to want 100 mil over 5 years because he's a greedy little turd. The Seahawks have started playing Avril on every down, learning nothing from the 2012 Lions.
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Oct 18, 2014 00:33
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Prozach posted:Third down grouping? You mean EVERY down grouping! Right now, the most likely targets on passing downs would be what, Baldwin/Kearse/Walters/Willson? Thats UDFA/UDFA/UDFA/5th round backup TE
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Oct 18, 2014 00:34
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Ozu posted:I can't remember a WTF like this since Moss was traded to the Vikings. 
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Oct 18, 2014 00:34
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Your day is coming when Harbaugh leaves to be a Wolverine!
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Oct 18, 2014 00:35
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They're gonna be able to lock up a bunch of other key parts now though. This is not nearly as bad a trade for the Seahawks as a lot of people seem to think IMO.
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Oct 18, 2014 00:36
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Cruel and Unusual posted:The Seahawks have started playing Avril on every down, learning nothing from the 2012 Lions. Who do the Seahawks miss the most of these post-SB sign-aways: Red Bryant, Golden Tate, Walter Thurmond (all of them the answer is all of them)
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Oct 18, 2014 00:36
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Rogue Elephant posted:They're gonna be able to lock up a bunch of other key parts now though. This is not nearly as bad a trade for the Seahawks as a lot of people seem to think IMO. No, it's more in the category of "recognizing they overpaid" so that part is funny even if the trade itself is better than having Harvin and getting little out of him
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Oct 18, 2014 00:37
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This is what happens when you go with the locker-room-chemistry-killing rear end in a top hat over the walking-taunting-penalty rear end in a top hat. http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/10/17/6996583/golden-tate-responds-to-percy-harvin-trade-with-live-action-kermit 
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Oct 18, 2014 00:38
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Rumors circulating that Harvin tried to fight Russel Wilson this last week, also that he punched Tate in the face right before the Superbowl
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Oct 18, 2014 00:39
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Some people are saying that Percy Harvin called the Pacific Ocean a fuckface and put his ding-dong in Pete Carroll's coffee
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Oct 18, 2014 00:40
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Do we know what the conditions are on the pick number? I haven't been able to find details about it.
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Oct 18, 2014 00:41
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Zifnab posted:Rumors circulating that Harvin tried to fight Russel Wilson this last week, also that he punched Tate in the face right before the Superbowl Tate banged Wilson's wife first, enraging Harvin who called dibs
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Oct 18, 2014 00:41
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Just clearing roster space for the still unhappy Andre Johnson. Then he'll be all old and we'll still be out a first. This whole thing is fart city.
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Oct 18, 2014 00:41
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I don't understand the following: - If he was being such a hothead pain in the rear end for the past few weeks, why didn't we hear about all these trade talks? Further, how much of a poo poo must he have been to have justified the team wasting 20 million and a first and a third round pick? Like, wouldn't that usually require class A fuckupery? - Why do the Jets think their offensive woes will be solved by paying a shitload of money for a WR and why do they think its important enough to do it midseason when their season is already essentially blown? - Why are the Jets willing to pay so much money for a head case? The Jets aren't known for their unified locker room already. Usually a team will only do that for a guy like Randy Moss or Terrell Owens. I don't think Harvin is that talented. - Why didn't the Vikings take him back for peanuts, become champions of the league for so transparently fleecing Seattle, and then have two Percy Harvins on one team?
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Oct 18, 2014 00:41
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football fuckerman posted:Some people are saying that Percy Harvin called the Pacific Ocean a fuckface and put his ding-dong in Pete Carroll's coffee Pete could tell this happened because of the difference in the coffee's temperature and Havin's penis temperature. He never forgets to Ask Questions.
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Oct 18, 2014 00:41
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Man he must be a real rear end in a top hat if a team is willing to eat the dead space like that next season.
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Oct 18, 2014 00:42
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Zifnab posted:Rumors circulating that Harvin tried to fight Russel Wilson this last week, what that bastard Zifnab posted:also that he punched Tate in the face right before the Superbowl Eh we'll call it a wash then
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Oct 18, 2014 00:42
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LiquidFusion posted:Do we know what the conditions are on the pick number? I haven't been able to find details about it. No news yet, John Clayton was on the radio a minute ago and said he had no idea - he's about as locked in to the Hawks as anyone
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Oct 18, 2014 00:43
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Gerund posted:Pete could tell this happened because of the difference in the coffee's temperature and Havin's penis temperature. He never forgets to Ask Questions. The MSM will tell you coffee gets colder over time and expect you to accept it but I prefer an explanation based on the facts, like the fact that Percy Harvin has well-known Character Issues and a cold dick
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Oct 18, 2014 00:43
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football fuckerman posted:No, it's more in the category of "recognizing they overpaid" so that part is funny even if the trade itself is better than having Harvin and getting little out of him This is the last year where he has guaranteed money bud.
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Oct 18, 2014 00:44
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anime gently caress pillow posted:I don't understand the following:
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Oct 18, 2014 00:44
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TubeStank posted:This is the last year where he has guaranteed money bud. Oh, so this is basically the Seahawks outright cutting him. Sheesh.
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Oct 18, 2014 00:45
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Haha this owns, Harvin kwns, Tate owns, Bevell is a bitch.
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Oct 18, 2014 00:45
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Zifnab posted:Rumors circulating that Harvin tried to fight Russel Wilson this last week, also that he punched Tate in the face right before the Superbowl 
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Oct 18, 2014 00:45
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anime gently caress pillow posted:Oh, so this is basically the Seahawks outright cutting him. Sheesh. But the Hawks have dead money.
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Oct 18, 2014 00:45
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TubeStank posted:This is the last year where he has guaranteed money bud. Yeah so this is like cutting him but getting whatever pick back, the basic point is still there. By "they overpaid" I meant in trade value to acquire him
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Oct 18, 2014 00:46
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Gerund posted:
mhm. mhm. mhm. mhm. Gosh when you put it that way it's almost like they fuckin fleeced the Jets and made out like bandits. Flat out robbed them of that fourth round pick or whatever
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Oct 18, 2014 00:48
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football fuckerman posted:Yeah so this is like cutting him but getting whatever pick back, the basic point is still there. By "they overpaid" I meant in trade value to acquire him Seahawks got 8 games for a 1st a 3rd a 7th plus whatever his contract is PLUS 7 million in dead money and they are getting a conditional mid round pick back. They got fleeced twice.
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harvin punched the spirit of victory right into golden tate, you can't find those kind of intangibles just anywhere
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