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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Mr SuperAwesome posted:

i could get liquor but thats just not as fun to drink. esp in the AM lol

lol at this failure of an alcoholic

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

I drank a pint of boom sauce tonight

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

bump_fn posted:

lol at this failure of an alcoholic

i think i am a failing alcoholic, i havent been properly drunk for like 2 weeks

gonna make up for it this weekend tho

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

found myself in germany for work for a few days, enjoying the beer very much. a surprise what nearly a decade of increasingly ridiculous ipas and weird lets-toss-this-non-beer-ingredient-in-the-beer experiments being the standard does to your tastes, i'm appreciating the german beer far more than the last time i were over

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
I'm on my balcony smoking a cigar after walking home from the local brewery.

So far I've seen:

A blonde lady driver her BMW into the parking deck, reverse up into a curb and blow her tire, then pull away to go out on the main road with air still hissing out

a ginger gently caress park his car, stumble out so drunk I could hear him hiccuping across the complex, stumble over to the stairs

Maybe alcohol is bad

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
actually, it's good

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
alcohol is good, cars aren't, op

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Babies Getting Rabies posted:

alcohol is good, cars aren't, op

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

I drank bud light and Narragansett yesterday

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

what is especially good is cigars on balconies after drinking some alcohol

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

erm... actually thieves should be summarily executed

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

what is especially good is cigars on balconies after drinking some alcohol

the combination of tobacco and alcohol use creates a risk of mouth and throat cancer that is like two orders of magnitude higher than either one on its own. something about how the alcohol damages mucous membranes which are then made more permeable to the carcinogens in the tobacco.

this is u :unsmigghh:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Babies Getting Rabies posted:

alcohol is good, cars aren't, op

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Sagebrush posted:

the combination of tobacco and alcohol use creates a risk of mouth and throat cancer that is like two orders of magnitude higher than either one on its own. something about how the alcohol damages mucous membranes which are then made more permeable to the carcinogens in the tobacco.

this is u :unsmigghh:

actually smoking is cool and good for you

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

what is especially good is cigars on balconies after drinking some alcohol

:yeah:

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

the combination of tobacco and alcohol use creates a risk of mouth and throat cancer that is like two orders of magnitude higher than either one on its own. something about how the alcohol damages mucous membranes which are then made more permeable to the carcinogens in the tobacco.

this is u :unsmigghh:

there's also a big difference between smoking a cigar after a fine whiskey once a month or so and smoking every day.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

the combination of tobacco and alcohol use creates a risk of mouth and throat cancer that is like two orders of magnitude higher than either one on its own. something about how the alcohol damages mucous membranes which are then made more permeable to the carcinogens in the tobacco.

this is u :unsmigghh:

yeah, alcohol strips your membranes and then tobacco goes in for the kill

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
throat cancer is one of the more vicious ones

after pancreatic :rip: stebe

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

one of the upsides of cigars specifically is that it is pretty easy to keep from it becoming a very regular habit (just not that practical outside of e.g. nice summer evenings). i doubt it should go very high on the list of things about to kill me, should probably knock off drinking before cigars, and probably should knock off a lot of the worse greasy salty foods before i knock off drinking

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
cigars are lovely.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

smoking is fuckin' gross, keep it the hell out of my drinking thread

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

Captain Foo posted:

smoking is fuckin' gross, keep it the hell out of my drinking thread

:agreed:

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

beyond that there is very little conversation to be had about cigars which is not either engaging with ~brands~ or pointless pretentiousness (people mostly know what they like, and quality is reasonably easy to judge), so don't fear a derail on that

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
in the US do you buy beers buy the doz or what

like is 'a doz' a thing or what

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

if you buy sixpacks and have the normally expected number of hands i guess?

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

we have 24 packs because we're fat

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

we have 24 packs because we're fat

only in Pennsylvania

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

we have 24 packs because we're fat

we have 30 packs because we're actually quite muscular and can hold two on the way out of the pharmacy, where they sell beer by the shitload

we also have moved beyond the 40oz. to the 42oz.

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=173960381

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

we have two-fours because we have nothing to live for

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
what i mean is do you call it a doz or a half doz

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
a 6-pack is called a 6-pack, not a half dozen. a 12-pack could be called a dozen beers but i've usually just heard 12-pack. larger sizes like 24 or 30 are usually called a case

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
you guys are hosed

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
like imagine it. the time you could save

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

echinopsis posted:

what i mean is do you call it a doz or a half doz

no one says "half doz" in nz either you dumb wanker.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:rolleyes:

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
half doz do what full doz don't

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

JewKiller 3000 posted:

a 6-pack is called a 6-pack, not a half dozen. a 12-pack could be called a dozen beers but i've usually just heard 12-pack. larger sizes like 24 or 30 are usually called a case

30-racks :cool: i remember back in college carrying four of them at the same time 5 blocks from the liquor store to the apartment

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

echinopsis posted:

you guys are hosed

what was that prescription drug you used to use for hangovers?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

erm... actually thieves should be summarily executed

JewKiller 3000 posted:

a 6-pack is called a 6-pack, not a half dozen. a 12-pack could be called a dozen beers but i've usually just heard 12-pack. larger sizes like 24 or 30 are usually called a case

a 24 pack is called a two-four.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Sagebrush posted:

a 24 pack is called a two-four.

no it's not

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

syscall girl posted:

what was that prescription drug you used to use for hangovers?

prochlorperazine

seems less effective now, but is good for letting you go back to sleep

best is gabapentin though as far as fixing hangover but not loving you up at the same time

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