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WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009
The stream video stream of the show (http://www.ustream.tv/LoveLine) has a chat on the side that always has a LL employee (well, a Dial Global) employee and I am trying to get some answers out of them as to why Mike is allowed less time to be awesome but he (Rhune) seems to be keeping quiet on that. Cool to talk to though and will answer about anything, very few people use the chat so it is nice to get answers to a few things.

I asked for this Carolla clip and he found it in no time, hilarious stuff:

http://www.lovelineshow.com/b/Simone-Talks-Funny/-118706636096444034.html





edit: I hate to say it, but Simone is not as bad now :ohdear: But I think it is just because the stream allows me to see Mike and Drew laugh at each other.

WouldDesk fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Jan 31, 2012

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Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!
nope, gently caress simone, I hate her. She sucks. She has no idea how to act around people with talent, as your clip demonstrates, and her advice is useless bordering on irresponsible. If I thought there was some sort of grassroots thing we could do to get her out I'd jump on board so fast she wouldn't get the chance to utter another buzzkilling syllable.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

nope, gently caress simone, I hate her. She sucks. She has no idea how to act around people with talent, as your clip demonstrates, and her advice is useless bordering on irresponsible. If I thought there was some sort of grassroots thing we could do to get her out I'd jump on board so fast she wouldn't get the chance to utter another buzzkilling syllable.
At one point the fans (or his lack of talent) scared them enough to have 7 months of guest hosts before Stryker suddenly took over after we thought we were finally rid of him.

There were some very good shows during those months but it was such a kick in the balls.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

At one point the fans (or his lack of talent) scared them enough to have 7 months of guest hosts before Stryker suddenly took over after we thought we were finally rid of him.

There were some very good shows during those months but it was such a kick in the balls.
We could have gotten Daniel Tosh. :sigh:

Brekelefuw
Dec 16, 2003
I Like Trumpets
Grandos exitos en espanol.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


human being better run.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



It's time to start listening goddammit!

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
Deal with the fact that I am gay

Haerc
Jan 2, 2011
You gotta get out there and get your bitch spunk drunk.

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~
I'm..I'm a rapist.

i am kiss u now
Dec 26, 2005


College Slice
Make a hole

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.
I like Lunchables! :shobon:

Technowrite
Jan 18, 2006

I first battled the Metroids on Planet Zebes.
Maybe smoke a little heroin?

WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009
"you smoke a lot of pot?"



Screenshot from tonight's stream.

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!
Just came from the porn thread and was really enjoying one of the most recently posted videos until I noticed she had some aggressive piercings in unusual places, a bunch of tattoos, and a high girly voice.

Then I just imagined this face over my shoulder

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Fledgling Gulps
Jul 4, 2007

I'll meet you in Meereen,
we'll grub out.
Which made it even hotter.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
God drat, that better not have been some good porn. Drew has ruined enough for me :negative:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


CONE OPENS!

i am kiss u now
Dec 26, 2005


College Slice
How did I miss this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gb96bg9XpE

Anyone able to find the full loveline episode where they do this?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


They've played it several times.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

I'm trying to figure out what the most used drop on Loveline is. Right now I'm thinking it's Anderson's drop of the chick saying "Whatever", but I think both of Drew's "You're Fat" and "You're Gay" might be up there as well.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

FCKGW posted:

I'm trying to figure out what the most used drop on Loveline is. Right now I'm thinking it's Anderson's drop of the chick saying "Whatever", but I think both of Drew's "You're Fat" and "You're Gay" might be up there as well.

Uh, the world is your oyster. I mean because that's all the world is.

NIGARS
Sep 12, 2004

yeah nigars

FCKGW posted:

I'm trying to figure out what the most used drop on Loveline is. Right now I'm thinking it's Anderson's drop of the chick saying "Whatever", but I think both of Drew's "You're Fat" and "You're Gay" might be up there as well.

You're a lesbian!

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


But why ain't you got no play playa?

Are you a Mormon?

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Relevant I guess:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBYmiYnFg4M

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

toggle posted:

Relevant I guess:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBYmiYnFg4M

oh that crazy Libertarian guy who turned the Man Show from laughs to outright misogyny.

general
Feb 16, 2010

toggle posted:

Relevant I guess:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBYmiYnFg4M

This is loving stupid. Yeah, cigarettes are definitely more dangerous than a methamphetamine addiction.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.
Though I've been a shade disappointed by new Drew persona vs old Drew, inherently he is still the same person, espousing the same beliefs now as in 1996.

And I was worried this video may have made some trenchant insights to make me feel differently about Drew; but no its just another anger comedian, taking bits and pieces as fits his routine. Like the worst Adam rant but without any wit or cleverness. Whenever your audience claps more than laughs..... Norm Macdonald had a good point "these angry comedians get caught in a corner, because there is only so much to get angry about".

Low Percent Lunge
Jan 29, 2007



FCKGW posted:

I'm trying to figure out what the most used drop on Loveline is. Right now I'm thinking it's Anderson's drop of the chick saying "Whatever", but I think both of Drew's "You're Fat" and "You're Gay" might be up there as well.
are you a Mormon?

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.
Pee on this stick

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
I - I'm a rapist

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.
It's time to start listening goddammit!

Fledgling Gulps
Jul 4, 2007

I'll meet you in Meereen,
we'll grub out.

Ez posted:

Uh, the world is your oyster. I mean because that's all the world is.

This must have gotten an explanation at some point. Anyone remember the context he said it in? He never seemed to know himself but insisted it must have been a joke.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Fledgling Gulps posted:

This must have gotten an explanation at some point. Anyone remember the context he said it in? He never seemed to know himself but insisted it must have been a joke.
I don't think anyone has figured it out.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Fledgling Gulps posted:

This must have gotten an explanation at some point. Anyone remember the context he said it in? He never seemed to know himself but insisted it must have been a joke.

That episode is the holy grail to Loveline fans.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I've listened to it before but I didn't realize it was a big mystery, so I didn't mark it. And I'm not willing to re-listen to all my old episodes of Loveline to find it. I do remember that he was absolutely not joking at the time. He may have been high or drunk but he was serious.

It exists. Keep the dream.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Brief CarollaBoards search suggests it's a lost episode but Adam was trying to cheer up a depressed caller and his story has changed from "I have no recollection of saying that." to many variations of "I can't believe Anderson thinks I was serious!"

Phlag
Nov 2, 2000

We make a special trip just for you, same low price.


Grand Fromage posted:

I've listened to it before but I didn't realize it was a big mystery, so I didn't mark it. And I'm not willing to re-listen to all my old episodes of Loveline to find it. I do remember that he was absolutely not joking at the time. He may have been high or drunk but he was serious.

It exists. Keep the dream.
You're not the first person to say that. It's like the "That's the beauty of it; it doesn't do anything!" quotation phenomenon - everyone thinks they've heard the original, but no one is ever able to actually provide a source.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.
you can't artic-articula-articulate yourself any better than that?

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
One of the drops that doesn't get played too much is a girl saying "there are lesbians there!".

I always got the impression that it was a drop from a movie or something. Does anyone know the etymology?

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