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Capt. Sticl posted:You make your father sit here all day? That has to be one of the most quotable episodes they ever made.
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Jerry! Hello!
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PHARMACIST: Can I help you? ELAINE: Yeah, do you have any Today sponges? I know they're off the market, but... PHARMACIST: Actually, we have a case left. ELAINE: A case! A case of sponges? I mean, uh...a case. Huh. Uh...how many come in a case? PHARMACIST: Sixty. ELAINE: Sixty?! Uh...well, I'll take three. PHARMACIST: Three. ELAINE: Make it ten. PHARMACIST: Ten? ELAINE: Twenty sponges should be plenty. PHARMACIST: Did you say twenty? ELAINE: Yeah, twenty-five sponges is just fine. PHARMACIST: Right. So, you're set with twenty-five? ELAINE: Yeah, yeah. Just give me the whole case and I'll be on my way.
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May 1, 2012 05:40
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Why go to the park and fly a kyte when you could just pop a pill!?
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May 2, 2012 03:33
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Oh my goodness, what a spanking button! 
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May 2, 2012 04:50
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You see, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take 'em.
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May 2, 2012 18:45
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potee posted:You see, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take 'em. I, uhh, arranged for the appropriate accommodation.
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May 2, 2012 18:49
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Coffee And Pie posted:I, uhh, arranged for the appropriate accommodation.
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May 2, 2012 18:55
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Ann Landers SUCKS!
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May 2, 2012 19:13
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Your boy's pretty funny Morty, he ought to be a comedian.
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neoboman posted:Your boy's pretty funny Morty, he ought to be a comedian. Actually I am a comedian 
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May 2, 2012 22:36
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Ehud posted:Actually I am a comedian That's not so funny 
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May 3, 2012 01:47
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Does Elaine still have access to Peterman's office?  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2138474/Kate-Middleton-Prince-William-royal-wedding-cake-slice-set-fetch-1k-auction.html
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Jerusalem posted:Does Elaine still have access to Peterman's office? Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.
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May 3, 2012 03:41
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esperantinc posted:Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.
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May 3, 2012 10:16
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I'm bored. She's boring, I'm boring. We're both boring.
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May 3, 2012 10:25
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Oh no, I'll tell you what you did Caligula; you combined food and sex in to one disgusting uncontrollable urge.
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May 3, 2012 13:02
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What's the deal with those guys in the pit?
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May 4, 2012 00:08
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Locutus of Bald posted:What's the deal with those guys in the pit? They're musicians! That's not a joke.
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May 4, 2012 00:28
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T. Couchfucker posted:Oh no, I'll tell you what you did Caligula; you combined food and sex in to one disgusting uncontrollable urge. I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami
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May 4, 2012 00:39
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Locutus of Bald posted:What's the deal with those guys in the pit? Why don't you do a bit on styrofoam? What is this stuff? Why do we need this stuff? And why do they make it so small?
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May 4, 2012 03:14
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Chicolini posted:I'm bored. She's boring, I'm boring. We're both boring. So we're just a couple of white people?
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May 4, 2012 03:40
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Macaluso posted:I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami I find pastrami to be the most sensual of the salted, cured meats...hungry?
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Ehud posted:Why don't you do a bit on styrofoam? What is this stuff? Why do we need this stuff? And why do they make it so small? What's the deal with cancer?!
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May 4, 2012 04:53
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Cancer? is it cancer?!
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safety dan posted:Cancer? is it cancer?! Lupus? Is it lupus?! 
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May 4, 2012 05:10
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Maybe you could have sex with her again and take it back!
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May 4, 2012 08:27
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Sash! posted:So we're just a couple of white people? Want to go to The Gap?
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May 4, 2012 20:21
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Do cows have personalities? Because if they do I'm not so sure we should be eating them.
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May 4, 2012 20:24
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I've been performing feats of strength all morning.
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May 4, 2012 21:30
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Jerry! The Japanese guys had sake in the hot tub!
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May 4, 2012 21:33
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Living in that cramped little apartment. And outdated furniture, so terribly...un-Karl Farbman-like.
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May 4, 2012 21:38
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Wouldn't it be great if Farbman made shoes?
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May 4, 2012 21:48
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They're Boticelli's 
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May 4, 2012 21:54
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Loving Life Partner posted:They're Boticelli's She says she'll help you, but she wants the shoes.
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May 4, 2012 22:02
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You sure do have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of these people?
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"They want to know why they never see you." A girl I'm seeing just texted me, "Who are you, Skrill.exe?" and it's taking everything in my (admittedly limited) power not to text back, "I'm the opposite of every man you've ever met "
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May 5, 2012 01:17
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Skrill.exe posted:A girl I'm seeing just texted me, "Who are you, Skrill.exe?" This is pretty funny.
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May 5, 2012 01:23
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You're NOT crazy, Jerry does wear glasses he just forgot them, that's all. Not crazy. 
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mmm, it's a perfectly sane food to eat!
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