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wash bucket posted:I can kinda sorta understand being surprised and unsettled by a bunch of cows coming out of the woods and heading right towards you. Just getting a vibe that maybe, just maybe it’s performative. Cows are bored. They are enthusiastically curious.
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Cows can get mardy at you but I think that's usually if they have babies around or you go hassling them.
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I was once wilderness camping with my family when I was like 12 or so and some forest cows snuck up on me while I was peeing. Scared the piss outta me and then the cows all ran and I realized they were punks. You don't need pepper spray as the video shows you just yell at 'em and they run away.
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Air Skwirl posted:There's a drastic shortage of donor organs for transplants, so sure. Good luck killing a motorcyclist who can see through time
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May 12, 2024 17:54
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Makes me think of that bear who ate the canoe and the girl kept screaming NO BEAR. NO. Except it's a man scared of ground beef.
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OwlFancier posted:Cows can get mardy at you but I think that's usually if they have babies around or you go hassling them. Aw George, not the livestock.
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May 12, 2024 17:56
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Tristesse posted:Scared the piss outta me So they were helping
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PainterofCrap posted:Just getting a vibe that maybe, just maybe it’s performative. Shows what I know. It never would have occurred to me to mace some cows in the woods for engagement.
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May 12, 2024 18:11
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i am not a fan of what this social media stuff is doing to our attention seeking population
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Hahahah, I think this is the first time I’ve seen a tweet before and after the Community Notes were added. It’s going to be lovely when Elon finally kills it for dunking on him one time too many.
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May 12, 2024 18:21
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All it is is a reply tweet I think
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May 12, 2024 19:25
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Me, a normie shitlib encountering cows in the woods: Oh!! Cows!! A true enlightened poster: DEMOCRAT HOAX *wildly sprays chemicals*
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Haha I've been contemplating getting woods goats, and then later woods cows. Reintroducing herbivores is a great technique for wilding forests. There's a non-zero chance the forest floor is so clean because of ruminants.
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No the floor is clean because Trump told forest owners to sweep it up with a broom, don't try to rewrite history, libs
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OwlFancier posted:Cows can get mardy at you but I think that's usually if they have babies around or you go hassling them. A cow tried to use me as a scratching post once. I had no idea how to deal with the situation
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D-Pad posted:lmao has nobody been around cows before? they weren't attacking at all just curious, and obviously scared of him since they shied away everytime he moved towards them. Everybody involved in that video and tweet is a goddamn idiot. Yeah when a cow decides to attack you, your spray is going to be worth poo poo, and also you won't be filming it. Those fuckers are fast.
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I remember years ago when eBay stopped allowing the woo witchy stuff on the platform because "disputes between buyer and seller can be very difficult to arbitrate"
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canyoneer posted:I remember years ago when eBay stopped allowing the woo witchy stuff on the platform because "disputes between buyer and seller can be very difficult to arbitrate" Yeah, what are you supposed to do when someone buys an empty jar with the label "a ghost" and the complains that there was no ghost in it?
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Ebay ghost sellers solved that issue forever ago with "here's a ghost, [20 paragraphs about the ghost's personality, star sign, blood type, how they died, etc] disclaimer, I AM ONLY SELLING A DOLL, the ghost is a free gift that is included with your purchase. Price is 250$ for this 30 year old decaying ragdoll."
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Maximum Tomfoolery posted:Ebay ghost sellers solved that issue forever ago with "here's a ghost, [20 paragraphs about the ghost's personality, star sign, blood type, how they died, etc] disclaimer, I AM ONLY SELLING A DOLL, the ghost is a free gift that is included with your purchase. Price is 250$ for this 30 year old decaying ragdoll." Doesn't even come with weed smh
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tight aspirations posted:A cow tried to use me as a scratching post once. I had no idea how to deal with the situation What good is a human that can't give scritches??? 
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Bass pro shops valhalla probably has some violence going on too.
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steinrokkan posted:No, those aren't just ordinary cows, they are FOREST COWS - completely different! I roll my eyes as the DM tries this poo poo again.
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I dont get bass pro shops at all. Nearest one is over 400 miles away, not even one in this province. But I see the kids wearing the hats all the time. From what I've seen in adults, it strikes me as being the same as Carhartt gear in that you only see absolute schmoes wearing it.
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codo27 posted:I dont get bass pro shops at all. Nearest one is over 400 miles away, not even one in this province. But I see the kids wearing the hats all the time. From what I've seen in adults, it strikes me as being the same as Carhartt gear in that you only see absolute schmoes wearing it. Carhartt rules. Luke Cage wears it. 
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I bought a collapsing frying pan for camping at the original one in Atlanta before it moved and I still use that pan to this day. 5 stars
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codo27 posted:I dont get bass pro shops at all. Nearest one is over 400 miles away, not even one in this province. But I see the kids wearing the hats all the time. From what I've seen in adults, it strikes me as being the same as Carhartt gear in that you only see absolute schmoes wearing it. I'm seeing a bunch of people wearing the hats in NYC too.
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Not a chance of my heart weighing less than a feather of Maat in the soul food capital of the South.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Not a chance of my heart weighing less than a feather of Maat in the soul food capital of the South. https://twitter.com/Brohammad99/status/1789472987952955710
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Tree Bucket posted:I took this photo of this handsome owlet-nightjar a couple of weeks back. He is a drifting silent nocturnal killer, but he's not much bigger than your hand so he mostly targets moths. (Not big moths though.) That dude is both beautiful and scary as hell Monstrous hunk
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codo27 posted:From what I've seen in adults, it strikes me as being the same as Carhartt gear in that you only see absolute schmoes wearing it. do you not hang out with lesbians???
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Milo and POTUS posted:I bought a collapsing frying pan for camping at the original one in Atlanta before it moved and I still use that pan to this day. 5 stars Big deal, any frying pan is collapsible if you try hard enough.
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Buddy of mine was the first one awake the morning after a house party out in the boonies, so he decided to walk around in the nice summer morning to clear his head etc. We were awoken by his shouting, and when we blearily stumbled to the door to see wtf- it was him zooming past, face both white with terror and flushed with exertion, followed by an Alpaca just gleefully cantering along behind. The dromedary seemed like it was having a good time but who knows, those things are pissy bitches. Homeboy was running for his life and hopped a fence shortly after we started watching. He was fine.
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