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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

The first 280 character Trump tweet that still ends in chopped up baby talk like WANT APPROVAL! is probably going to literally kill me tbh

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/912997506900021248

lol what?

Did he threaten him to stand this time? Or does Trump think them all kneeling in unison was not a middle finger to him or something?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

You can always find some gems in a Trump tweet thread

https://twitter.com/4AllSoulKind/status/912997794167869450

edit:

What does Ben Garrison have against Microsoft!?

https://twitter.com/MemeAlertNews/status/912997716019597314

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/912997506900021248

lol what?

Did he threaten him to stand this time? Or does Trump think them all kneeling in unison was not a middle finger to him or something?

Jerry and the Cowboys kneeled *before* the anthem and then stood up for it, but the media is poo poo so all you see are tweets about how Jerry Jones cares about black people. Jerry threatened to fire any player who kneeled during the anthem.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Give him sunglasses and it's loving JC Tenton, lol

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I don't even know how to read reddit. Only the popular posts are posted? I must be old.


edit: even the upvote point system changes the order of how old posts are, this is terrible

And it gets even more ridiculous when you read posts that are a few months old. Every single post just says "about 5 months ago" instead of a loving date and time, so you're basically hosed if you are trying to read a thread with answers to something like a computer problem because you can't tell which post was the better one to follow. It's completely moronic on so many levels.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lodin posted:

Give him sunglasses and it's loving JC Tenton, lol


https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/DKt4_jkWsAAd56x.mp4

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/mike_pence/status/912484381884809216



https://twitter.com/mike_pence/status/912867571015258113

EugeneJ posted:

Jerry and the Cowboys kneeled *before* the anthem and then stood up for it, but the media is poo poo so all you see are tweets about how Jerry Jones cares about black people. Jerry threatened to fire any player who kneeled during the anthem.

He's a POS if he threatened to fire all of them, however I still think it was a great "gently caress you" to Trump. "We'll stand for the veterans who are offended, but we're also going to kneel solely as a middle finger to Trump" is fine by me.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Smirr posted:

The first 280 character Trump tweet that still ends in chopped up baby talk like WANT APPROVAL! is probably going to literally kill me tbh

welp that didn't take long

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/913003340451188737

He has 280 characters and still writes like a retard

I thought he was saying someone was voting yes in favor of hospitals at first

cnut
May 3, 2016

Let us rejoice in this new day of lols and be glad in it.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





I think that 280 characters thing is a selective rollout, maybe he's not part of the initial group. I tried a couple of minutes ago, it's still 140 for me.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
loooooooooooool

so I am reading up on Baked Alaska being sued by the creator of Pepe the Frog. I figured Baked Alaska was being sued for just being a shithead and using the image all the time, but the retard actually used the image for the cover of his loving book!



And this idiot has the audacity to think that he's going to win the lawsuit because the creator only filed a patent a few years ago (ignoring the fact that this doesn't matter anyway because it has nothing to do with IP laws).


Also the back of his book is loving hilarious, especially when you realize he made it way before his milk saga





Also Amazon pulled his book because of the lawsuit lol

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Of loving course his tie knot game is awful

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

mono posted:

https://twitter.com/wretchedrefuse0/status/912742862319706112

https://twitter.com/MacFinn44/status/912745130779652098

Couple Russian oligarchs flew to Jersey while Donny Ju didn't have SS protection

Probably a big notherburger right

lol these fucks are so incompetent at crime

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/912998321610002433

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Robo Reagan posted:

lol these fucks are so incompetent at crime

They don't need to be (lol)

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Time for an important poll, guys
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTumpr/status/912997842775625728

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

They should just charge people who want more posting space for their important tweets

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

unpacked robinhood posted:

They should just charge people who want more posting space for their important tweets

Shhhh, that would actually make Twitter profitable

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
lmao that Twitter gave the Retard more characters to work with immediately after promising to never ban him. And also letting The President delete his tweets at will. hmbol

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
How is he so pale

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
http://www.ebay.com/itm/America-Flag-Toilet-Paper-USA-Pattern-Roll-Paper-/161539283927

:911:

Obama's toilet paper is still worth more :ssh:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/913012901547560961

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

How long until the irish are no longer honorary whites??

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Former DILF posted:

How long until the irish are no longer honorary whites??

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


go on donny, do the disabled reporter dance again

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

people in retarded orange houses shouldnt throw shade

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

that's a world ending lol

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


something something child support

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

angryrobots posted:

Of loving course his tie knot game is awful

Are you surprised that this person doesn't know how to dress properly

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

EugeneJ posted:

Jerry and the Cowboys kneeled *before* the anthem and then stood up for it, but the media is poo poo so all you see are tweets about how Jerry Jones cares about black people. Jerry threatened to fire any player who kneeled during the anthem.

He didn't, that article was fake and from August

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lol first response was Help Puerto rico

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
*googles self*

*stealing cartoon frogs to sell books about how cool you are*

*paedophilia*

*Milk*

"Yeeeeeeeep I'm still the greatest"

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

unpacked robinhood posted:

They should just charge people
ftfy

If the idiots who own Twitter actually put up some sort of pay wall to have an account, they would both become more profitable and eliminate its cesspool of trolls by the dozen.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
Lol at that grown rear end man who calls himself a "meme magician" and wrote a book about the top secret internet.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Roy Moore wrote a poem


quote:

America the BeautifulBy Judge Roy Moore

America the Beautiful, or so you used to be,
Land of the Pilgrims’ pride, I’m glad they’re not here to see,
Babies piled in dumpsters, abortion on demand,
Oh, sweet land of liberty, your house is on the sand.

Your children wander aimlessly poisoned by cocaine,
Choosing to indulge their lusts, when God has said abstain.
From sea to shining sea this Nation has turned away,
From the teaching of God’s Law, and a need to always pray.

So many worldly pastors telling lies about our Rock,
Saying God is going broke so they can fleece the flock.
We’ve kept God in our temples, how foolish we have grown,
When all the earth is but His footstool, and Heaven is His throne.

We’ve voted in governments that are rotting to the core,
Appointing Godless judges who throw reason out the door.
Too soft to put a killer in a well deserved tomb,
But brave enough to kill that child before he leaves the womb.

You think that God’s not angry, that our land’s a moral slum?
How much longer will it be before His judgment comes?
And how can we face our God, from Whom we cannot hide?
What is left for us to do, but stem this evil tide!

For if we who are His children, will humbly turn and pray,
If we seek His holy face, and mend our evil way,
Then God will hear from Heaven and forgive us of our sins.
He’ll heal our sickly land and those who live within.

But, America the beautiful, if you don’t then you will see,
A sad but Holy God withdraw His hand from Thee.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

That prediction is only half right though. Donny's not gonna admit to backing A Loser(!), instead it's deleted tweets and Roy Moore has always been a great guy. Just tremendous.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Roy Moore wrote a poem

C-

The rhyming stanzas are off and some lines don't rhyme.
The lines about "babies piled in dumpsters" and "poisoned by cocaine" are evocative images, but a little dark for a sophomore poetry workshop.
Roy, please see me after class.
I'd like to know if there is something going on with you personally?

-Mrs. Kopstick

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Kumo posted:

C-

The rhyming stanzas are off and some lines don't rhyme.
The lines about "babies piled in dumpsters" and "poisoned by cocaine" are evocative images, but a little dark for a sophomore poetry workshop.
Roy, please see me after class.
I'd like to know if there is something going on with you personally?

-Mrs. Kopstick

Get back you vile harlot
You're nothing but a tease
I shall not eat the apple
Unless you touch my tree
We

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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

do u know jenny posted:

welp that didn't take long

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/913003340451188737

He has 280 characters and still writes like a retard

I thought he was saying someone was voting yes in favor of hospitals at first
I've totally got the money

The money I said I would have in January and failed to deliver multiple times

Just not this month

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