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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Plavski posted:

to find out who's leaking, trump should be a different emotion around different people and see which ones hit twitter.

I'm imagining him being super exaggerated in every emotion and keeping a journal of person w/ smiley faces of his emotions.

Ivanka - :corrupt:
Melania - :flaccid:
Jared - :sissies:

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

This reminds me of this retarded image going around where it's supposedly a sign hung up on a telephone pole by a Muslim that says "Dogs are haram according to the Quran so this is a reminder to stop walking your dogs in this neighborhood!!!" which is obviously just an attempt to piss people off about Muslims living in the neighborhood.

Also the antifaboston twitter account was just suspended lol

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

do u know jenny posted:

I am lolling over at The_Donald about how Trump was playing 8th dimensional Pop-o-matic™ Trouble by urging people to vote for the loser last night.

I wonder how they convince himself he's a genius when he says things like Local Milk People instead of "dairy farmers"?

Yeah. There's always one chud who comes up with some miraculous way regarding how the latest obvious Whitehouse failure is all part of Trump's master plan and they all upvote and echo it like some kind of hivemind.

Then they comment on how libs are triggered by what they're saying when in reality everybody just thinks they're mentally deranged.

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.


haha holy poo poo

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/...pagenumber%3D91

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

that's an lol

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

If it's in a word, or its in a look,
https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/913065166278971392

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lmao

quote:

The gap was so wide that when Mr. Trump campaigned for Mr. Strange, he tried to distance Mr. Strange from Mr. McConnell.

“They say he’s friendly with Mitch — he doesn’t even know Mitch McConnell,” Mr. Trump told a raucous crowd of several thousand people.

That wasn’t quite true. The Senate Leadership Fund, a political action committee that Mr. McConnell helped found, spent nearly $9 million trying to elect Mr. Strange, said Steven Law, its president and chief executive officer.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/JGreenDC/status/912999201658818560
https://twitter.com/votevets/status/913057839903514624

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

... why did Trump back a guy that was also backed by McConnell? Why not go for Moore right away

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/912997506900021248

lol what?

Did he threaten him to stand this time? Or does Trump think them all kneeling in unison was not a middle finger to him or something?

When Trump first started making the threats I saw a few people pointing out that it was dumb because the owners are prohibited from firing the players over it under their union contract. So I wonder if that isn't true, Trump is a moron, Jones is an rear end in a top hat that is OK with being sued over it or Trump knows it and wants to start a whole new thing about black players not listening to their master.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Dear chubby white dude who spoke second in this clip: IT'S NOT ABOUT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT DUMBASS. Hth!

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Smirr posted:

... why did Trump back a guy that was also backed by McConnell? Why not go for Moore right away

Strange is taller than Moore. He likes everything bigger

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

mono posted:

You can always find some gems in a Trump tweet thread

https://twitter.com/4AllSoulKind/status/912997794167869450

edit:

What does Ben Garrison have against Microsoft!?

https://twitter.com/MemeAlertNews/status/912997716019597314

they were supposed to make america game again and then they lost the console wars to the japs

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Watching white peoples twist themselves into being the victims of this protest is one of the saddest things I've seen i my life.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008


Lol

moosetoucher
Jul 11, 2017

heck. heckin heck.
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/913078301068894208

lol at the dem congressman of texas who thinks scoops has gone TOO FAR.

Not by colluding with Russians to fix the election. Not by inciting a race war. By using MEAN WORDS.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Former DILF posted:

How long until the irish are no longer honorary whites??

it's 2017

if you stump for trump you white

moosetoucher
Jul 11, 2017

heck. heckin heck.

mono posted:

You can always find some gems in a Trump tweet thread

https://twitter.com/4AllSoulKind/status/912997794167869450

/r/didyouknowstevebuscemiwasafiremanon911

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."
So when certain Americans talk about making their country great again, what mythical age of glory are they longing for a return to?

I’m assuming for most Trump supporters it’s a time when black people knew their place and did what they were told.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

KM Scorchio posted:

So when certain Americans talk about making their country great again, what mythical age of glory are they longing for a return to?

I’m assuming for most Trump supporters it’s a time when black people knew their place and did what they were told.

Any time prior to the civil rights movement, so yeah.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

KM Scorchio posted:

So when certain Americans talk about making their country great again, what mythical age of glory are they longing for a return to?

I’m assuming for most Trump supporters it’s a time when black people knew their place and did what they were told.

Bingo. Possibly also when there were fewer brown people. Economically and socially, America has basically never been better. Still a lot of room for improvement, of course.

moosetoucher
Jul 11, 2017

heck. heckin heck.

Avirosb posted:

MC Frontalot, what happened to you man

Just reminded me there's a great guide Frontalot wrote right after Trump was elected:

https://medium.com/@frontalot/how-to-be-a-white-person-right-after-trump-got-elected-8ae1e9fd62e2

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/money/amp12474438/trump-inheritance-fight-tiffany-ivanka-donald/

Remind me why every Trump seems to hate Tiffany for some reason

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Steven "Moonraker" Seagal

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014

mono posted:

You can always find some gems in a Trump tweet thread

https://twitter.com/4AllSoulKind/status/912997794167869450


RED NATION RISING is like the most communist thing you could say without reciting the soviet anthem.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Because she's not has fuckable as his other daughter

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Fellbat posted:

RED NATION RISING is like the most communist thing you could say without reciting the soviet anthem.

I am billy bob jrs. complete lack of self awareness.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
so have they sorted raising the debt ceiling or...?

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

KM Scorchio posted:

So when certain Americans talk about making their country great again, what mythical age of glory are they longing for a return to?

I’m assuming for most Trump supporters it’s a time when black people knew their place and did what they were told.

Definitely a mid 1950s/early 1960s era.

Back when men were men, and women were women. If you were gay you just hid it from everyone and eventually committed suicide from the stress of having to hide your identity. Or maybe you were forced into marriage and becoming a mother or father. Then you really repressed all that "gay" stuff.

The Middle East was, to most people, a magic land of sands and genies. You were allowed to hate all of Asia because of WW2.

Women wore heels and dresses at all times, and you didn't dare get a divorce. You just sucked it up, hated your partner, and let your passive aggressiveness infect your children, too. The female orgasm didn't exist, and you weren't expected to have to please a woman either. Two thrusts, then in bed by 9 pm. That was how we liked it!

Black people either did funny stuff on TV or were silent workers.

You didn't have uppity people on the TV. Yeah, that Rod Serling guy got pretty preachy with The Twilight Zone talking about "respecting other races" and "war being bad", but that stuff was a fad.

Kids would go to school, then come home for dinner. They definitely didn't smoke cigarettes, drink, and have sex without their parents knowing it. No, that's a modern thing teens do now.

And most important, God was King of the USA. He ruled form his Golden Throne and every person would say their prayers before bed, which would then be granted the next day if you were a good person.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Because she isn't a piece of poo poo

moosetoucher
Jul 11, 2017

heck. heckin heck.
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/913084887942524931

https://milkleaks.com/

There's some REAL gold on there guys

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Hammerite posted:

so have they sorted raising the debt ceiling or...?

As far as I under stood it yeah, but get this: The repubs wanted the next vote on this to be in like 18 months in order to not endanger their re-electings in 2018, but big boy donny dealmaker said "18 months? Too long, I'll get them down to 3 months" and made a deal with the dems to re-negotiate this in like december, completely blind-siding his own party.

So classic Dotard.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Wait, he was saying that with her father right there??

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Hey Donny. Why don't you make it easier for aid to reach Puerto Rico via sea

https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/913088395286597633

/
:chaostrump:

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

KM Scorchio posted:

So when certain Americans talk about making their country great again, what mythical age of glory are they longing for a return to?

The 1950's and 60's, usually.

I like reminding the Boomers who trot out this twaddle that they were kids so there's the possibility of the rose-colored glasses of nostalgia kicking in; and that union participation rates were 30%+ and corporate taxation was around 90%.

Then I trot out this lil honey from the meme stash:



:waycool:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I want the good ol days of the 80s when mortgage interest rates were at like 20%

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

KM Scorchio posted:

So when certain Americans talk about making their country great again, what mythical age of glory are they longing for a return to?

I’m assuming for most Trump supporters it’s a time when black people knew their place and did what they were told.

That brief period when half the world was in ruins but the US was untouched by the war and accounted for about 80% of global wealth.

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

The only good day in history was when george w bush sent me that check one time for no reason.

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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


just lol if you're not exclusively viewing Human Stupidity through the lens of party lines in TYOOL 2017

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