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You'd think that would be happening in some rural one stoplight town, but that's basically in the middle of Minneapolis. Wild turkeys do not give a gently caress about your rules and society.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Why is that small ostrich attacking a motorcycle? That’s the true national bird of America, show some respect!
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I recently learned that wild turkeys aren't technically wild. They were domesticated in ancient Mexico, and native peoples gradually brought them north through trade. People didn't start eating them until about 1000 C.E. Turkeys can re-grow their feathers, so people would harvest the feathers of living turkeys and use them in woven garments and ceremonial objects.
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Sep 18, 2020 02:41
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I guess that settles that
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Sep 18, 2020 02:48
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I’ll take the lot!
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Sep 18, 2020 02:57
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But that's two pairs of pants!
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Sep 18, 2020 03:17
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LifeSunDeath posted:Freedom isn't free, it wants your boots your clothes and your motorcycle. all I see is a free turkey
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Sep 18, 2020 03:19
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Hardon Crime posted:all I see is a free turkey the turkey is going to kick your rear end and get away with it
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Sep 18, 2020 03:34
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wild turkeys are shockingly durable for creatures with hollow bones
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Sep 18, 2020 03:43
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Lobok posted:But that's two pairs of pants! That's why it's called a pair, dummy.
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Sep 18, 2020 03:47
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This is like, the good kind of Boomer Humour
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Sep 18, 2020 03:49
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Sep 18, 2020 03:58
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My proven technique: get a bar first thing in the morning, unwrap loudly and have a piece before the bell rings for each class. The sounds, sight and smell got a pavlovian response. And that's how I got an award for selling the most bars in my JROTC class. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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Sep 18, 2020 04:06
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Pastry of the Year posted:the turkey is going to kick your rear end and get away with it well for fowl we tended to break their necks before beheading. This is when I was a youngster helping out my grandparents. They kept sheep, some goats, and plenty of fowl. Livestock can be ornery but you just need to know how to hold yourself, when to swat them, then to run and when to do the unspeakable.
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Sep 18, 2020 05:03
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Hardon Crime posted:when to do the unspeakable. Do you want harpies? Because that's how you end up with harpies.
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Sep 18, 2020 05:13
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ugh. no i meant euthanasia
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Sep 18, 2020 05:15
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Hardon Crime posted:ugh. Like Gary Glitter? You sick bastard. e: I didn’t even notice I was making this joke at the expense of someone named “Hardon Crime” 
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Sep 18, 2020 05:17
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Beachcomber posted:Do you want harpies? Because that's how you end up with harpies. *does a quick GIS* nah, nope, I'm good *does a quick BIS* well...
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Sep 18, 2020 05:18
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Hardon Crime posted:ugh. what's the matter with kids in china?
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RoeCocoa posted:I recently learned that wild turkeys aren't technically wild. They were domesticated in ancient Mexico, and native peoples gradually brought them north through trade. People didn't start eating them until about 1000 C.E. Turkeys can re-grow their feathers, so people would harvest the feathers of living turkeys and use them in woven garments and ceremonial objects. People domesticated horses for meat before they used them as labor or vehicles. Like thousands of years of humans raising and eating tasty horses before one prehistoric fellow said "Hey! How bout we ride these things??" Also please don't point out that horses used to be smaller. Anytime you post about ancient horses on the internet someone has to say that and it's annoying as gently caress.
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Sep 18, 2020 06:04
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Moon Slayer posted:You'd think that would be happening in some rural one stoplight town, but that's basically in the middle of Minneapolis. Wild turkeys do not give a gently caress about your rules and society. They also hate motorcycles. I was attacked like that and watched others get attacked numerous times by those fucks. They also see in color, and are right bastards.
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Sep 18, 2020 06:07
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Hardon Crime posted:Livestock can be ornery but you just need to know how to hold yourself, when to swat them, then to run and when to do the unspeakable. When to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away Know when to run    
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Sep 18, 2020 06:30
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Xlorp posted:You've got to know Childhood memories of watching Kenny Rogers do a little song while sitting in a train compartment with a loving corpse  e: A corpse of the guy he just poisoned.
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Sep 18, 2020 07:01
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Childhood memories of watching Kenny Rogers do a little song while sitting in a train compartment with a loving corpse man kenny rogers roasters commercials were loving dark
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Sep 18, 2020 07:34
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Just in case some actually doesn't know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNnrTNFWcsg
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Sep 18, 2020 07:35
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:People domesticated horses for meat before they used them as labor or vehicles. Like thousands of years of humans raising and eating tasty horses before one prehistoric fellow said "Hey! How bout we ride these things??" You probably already know this but aversion to eating horse flesh is a very American thing. I've always assumed it had to do with the glamorization of ye olden Cowboy days. Ironically it was perfectly normal to eat horse sausage and such back then. 
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Sep 18, 2020 08:04
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:People domesticated horses for meat before they used them as labor or vehicles. Like thousands of years of humans raising and eating tasty horses before one prehistoric fellow said "Hey! How bout we ride these things??" There was a really funny meltdown on the Total War forums from a dude (surely a dude) who was upset about ranged damage on cavalry in Rome 2 because it didn't take into account the historically correct horse size
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Sep 18, 2020 08:04
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Makes sense, there's very few animals humans can reliably ride and riding horses requires extensive training for both the horse and rider, and breeding a horse that's pliable enough to not try to kill its rider. (as much) And things like saddles, stirrups and spurs took a long time to be invented.
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Sep 18, 2020 08:49
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:
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CannonFodder posted:That's why the horses were being startled by ants! they are the same size! This suggests the existence of horse sized ants and I cannot feel anything but disappointment that they don't exist.
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Sep 18, 2020 09:49
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Carcer posted:This suggests the existence of horse sized ants and I cannot feel anything but disappointment that they don't exist.  In Sweden, the title of this movie was translated as "Spindlarna", which means "The Spiders".
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Sep 18, 2020 09:55
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Just in case some actually doesn't know: I was going to ask! Thanks.
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Sep 18, 2020 10:17
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Hell yeah, archwood gets it ever time someone posts archwood: 
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:People domesticated horses for meat before they used them as labor or vehicles. Like thousands of years of humans raising and eating tasty horses before one prehistoric fellow said "Hey! How bout we ride these things??" And even when using horses for labour it took a long time before we thought to have horses pull stuff with their shoulders and not their necks. Turns out workhorses are way more efficient and long-lasting when ploughs aren't hooked around their windpipes!
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LifeSunDeath posted:Hell yeah, archwood gets it ever time someone posts archwood: I love those bears, or dogs, or whatever they are. Such funny jokes!
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Sep 18, 2020 14:06
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Cat scream out of own rear end
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Lodin posted:You probably already know this but aversion to eating horse flesh is a very American thing. I've always assumed it had to do with the glamorization of ye olden Cowboy days. Went to some dog festival in my town a year or two ago, and there was a booth run by the miniature poodle fan club(everyone else there was selling pet supplies or services), and every single one of them look like this. Horrible little demons. I don't get it, and I loving love dogs.
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