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When you nut in space it push you back
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 21:56 |
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mdemone posted:As a physicist I am now forced to consider the implications of Newton's 3rd Law for loving in microgravity. Just find the appropriate eigenstates for pump rhythm and youre good First law of space loving: follow the god drat metronome
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 21:58 |
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I can gently caress in space with no metronome No metronome No metronome
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 22:01 |
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Russians used a pencil That's painful sounding
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 22:03 |
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Who What Now posted:When you nut in space it push you back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RsLNwVAAos
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 22:12 |
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canyoneer posted:That's painful sounding
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 22:21 |
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jesus why does this one guy sound like a stereotypical 2005-era featureless potato looking dork
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 22:25 |
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In order to get someone pregnant in space you have to nut facing away from the woman and use the thrust generated by your load to push a semen-filled syringe with your butt, into rhe woman. This impregnates the woman
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 22:29 |
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Pope Hilarius II posted:jesus why does this one guy sound like a stereotypical 2005-era featureless potato looking dork I need to know if you're insulting Griffin, Justin, or Travis because this is either a perfect description or a severe insult.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 22:51 |
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Biplane posted:In order to get someone pregnant in space you have to nut facing away from the woman and use the thrust generated by your load to push a semen-filled syringe with your butt, into rhe woman. This impregnates the woman I'm mean that's just science.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:02 |
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Captain Splendid posted:Shut the gently caress up I'd never heard that so I had to look it up and it's pretty god drat funny. quote:Affleck recalls that he asked Bay, "Why is it easier to train oil drillers to become astronauts than to train astronauts to become oil drillers?" Tax:
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:19 |
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Who What Now posted:When you nut in space it push you back If you get stuck in the middle of the air with no handholds, you can use this technique to get you to a wall "Timmins, why didn't you just throw your shirt?"
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:47 |
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uber_stoat posted:“A VERY SMALL DOG,” JAMIE WYETH, 1980
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:48 |
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Who What Now posted:When you nut in space it push you back For every skeet, there is an equal and opposite yeet.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:49 |
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Phy posted:If you get stuck in the middle of the air with no handholds, you can use this technique to get you to a wall Ender’s Game even creepier than you remember
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 00:11 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:For every skeet, there is an equal and opposite yeet.
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 00:17 |
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Proteus Jones posted:I'd never heard that so I had to look it up and it's pretty god drat funny. Oil drilling is actually incredibly difficult and the vast, vast, vast majority of knowing what to do is experience. So what they should actually do is find some oil drillers who fit the physical profile of not being too fat, too skinny or too old which I think most of the drillers from Armageddon were, and train them to be astronauts.
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 00:27 |
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luxury handset posted:the physics of zero gravity making intercourse difficult if not impossible. Not to nitpick, but I'm pretty sure what they are referring to here is stuff like needing bungie cords to keep from drifting apart. If they meant no boners in space, they would say "physiology" instead of "physics." NASA is very big on stating things precisely and with the right terms. People have definitely jerked/jilled off in space. If you can get an erection while underwater, or upside-down, you can get one in zero g. luxury handset posted:Davis and Lee, who later divorced, refused to answer queries about them engaging in intimate activities during the mission. I don't see how you interpret this in any other way than "We had the chance to be the first couple to get down in orbit, of course we did it." Otherwise, they'd just say "no" and be done with it. Azathoth Prime has a new favorite as of 00:34 on Sep 19, 2020 |
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Memento posted:Oil drilling is actually incredibly difficult and the vast, vast, vast majority of knowing what to do is experience. So what they should actually do is find some oil drillers who fit the physical profile of not being too fat, too skinny or too old which I think most of the drillers from Armageddon were, and train them to be astronauts. for anyone who doesn't know about saturation divers, it's pretty wild. deep water is as inimical to human life as vacuum. https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/what-is-a-saturation-diver
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 00:36 |
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 00:54 |
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 01:16 |
I never watched Armageddon but drilling a zero gravity asteroid raises some fun questions since you don't have the weight of the drill string to push, among other challenges
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:02 |
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uber_stoat posted:for anyone who doesn't know about saturation divers, it's pretty wild. deep water is as inimical to human life as vacuum. Death from a chamber accident is instant and absolutely horrific (see Byford Dolphin) Edit For Tax: Proteus Jones has a new favorite as of 02:22 on Sep 19, 2020 |
# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:12 |
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Proteus Jones posted:I'd never heard that so I had to look it up and it's pretty god drat funny. Can't help but notice the human is holding the sign and the dog looks concerned. Also, if that married couple is refusing to say whether or not they had sex in space, that probably means they tried but couldn't. If they didn't try, they just say no and maintain space professionalism. If they succeeded, there's no one alive who wouldn't advertise being the first people to bone in orbit. Now trying and failing? That I can see people not wanting to talk about.
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 07:34 |
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uber_stoat posted:“A VERY SMALL DOG,” JAMIE WYETH, 1980 quote:From afar, this is a beautiful painting of an outdoor scene but upon closer view, although still beautiful, it is the home of an unfriendly dog who does not want you near to his painting.
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 07:35 |
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Proteus Jones posted:Death from a chamber accident is instant and absolutely horrific (see Byford Dolphin) Eh. She could just be trolling or being ironic. I could see myself doing the same thing. To leap to the conclusion that she's a dumbass just smacks of how grognards assume don't know anything about their precious sci fi IPs. If she were a 300lb neckbeard would this be a thing? Then again, there is a chance she's a dumbass. I'm not necessarily trying to white knight anyone here, but to just point out how often this sexist assumption is made. Thank you for attending my TED talk. Pic tax:
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 08:43 |
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Parallelwoody posted:I can gently caress in space with no metronome This needs a lot more love! Bravo!
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 13:28 |
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Humphreys posted:This needs a lot more love! Bravo! I googled that so I could keep up with whatever the gently caress is going on. Youtube for once was incredibly on point with what I would like to listen to next
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 14:00 |
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https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1306833800161193984
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 14:04 |
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I used to work at a USPS sorting facility. The "discreet" packaging coming from some of these companies is hilarious. We'd get plastic bags with no filler which plainly had big, floppy dildoes in them. One of my coworkers would yell "DONG" at the top of his lungs whenever he found one while he was sorting. It a different thing that this, but there's also some companies out there that sell bogus boxes with embarrassing packaging to piss off your friends. You buy a thing from Amazon, have it shipped to them, and they throw your wedding gift toaster or whatever in a box cheerfully labeled "Jumbo Double-Ended Dildo" and send it to your friend.
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 14:25 |
HPanda posted:Can't help but notice the human is holding the sign and the dog looks concerned. I've been thinking about the physics of it and I think it seems like you'd have to have one partner against the wall (maybe even velcroed) and the other partner gripping onto handles on that wall. Which sounds pretty hot, but is also probably the only way that you don't just fly away from each other at each thrust. Diagrams forthcoming in my publication on the topic.
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 14:57 |
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Railing Kill posted:
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 15:03 |
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You’ll also see stuff like that in stores before the holidays. I saw these two a few years back at a Bed Bath & Beyond.
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 15:24 |
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I tricked my wife with one of this fake As Seen on TV product boxes last Christmas. It was great.
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 15:32 |
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fartknocker posted:You’ll also see stuff like that in stores before the holidays. I saw these two a few years back at a Bed Bath & Beyond. I need these, but alas in Oz
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 15:32 |
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 16:31 |
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He's flippin' them the board
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 17:18 |
His fault for moving to a 55+ community with an HOA.
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 17:21 |
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Railing Kill posted:It a different thing that this, but there's also some companies out there that sell bogus boxes with embarrassing packaging to piss off your friends. You buy a thing from Amazon, have it shipped to them, and they throw your wedding gift toaster or whatever in a box cheerfully labeled "Jumbo Double-Ended Dildo" and send it to your friend. Are they supposed to put the toaster in their rear end or ??
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 17:57 |
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Biplane posted:Are they supposed to put the toaster in their rear end or ??
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# ? Sep 19, 2020 18:06 |