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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

icloud isn't encrypted?

# ? Mar 14, 2016 22:55

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Sorry Echi. I need to hit my probert quota and this insane derail needed punished.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 22:56

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

some people forgot to take their azt today huh

# ? Mar 14, 2016 23:17

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

so the iPhone thing is still going on?

maybe the Feds could set the clock back to 1970 on the device and force Tim to fix that too

and to get rid of the loving undo button

# ? Mar 15, 2016 00:04

Penguissimo: Apr 7, 2007

Smythe posted:

this insane derail needed punished.

wait smythe are you from pittsburgh

ive only ever heard this sentence construction from pittsburghers

# ? Mar 15, 2016 00:43

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

yeah that's a western pa shibboleth

# ? Mar 15, 2016 00:49

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

people use it all over

# ? Mar 15, 2016 01:22

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Jenny Agutter posted:

while trash use it all over

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Mar 15, 2016 01:31

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Penguissimo posted:

wait smythe are you from pittsburgh

ive only ever heard this sentence construction from pittsburghers

i heard ppl talking about this sentence contruction in some linguist derail (probs tori and other yinzers) and well long story short I fell in love with it, and now i use it. i've never heard anyone use that phrasing in real life in my native land and current residence of sunny socal.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 01:42

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

so far ive only been able to use it in 2 ways:

1) fridge done broked and needs fixed
and
2) boy gone and stoled some fruits from the store and needs punished.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 01:44

Penguissimo: Apr 7, 2007

Smythe posted:

i heard ppl talking about this sentence contruction in some linguist derail (probs tori and other yinzers) and well long story short I fell in love with it, and now i use it. i've never heard anyone use that phrasing in real life in my native land and current residence of sunny socal.

super pro

i always found it infuriating growing up but i got serious respect for anyone who adopts linguistic customs based on aesthetic appeal alone

# ? Mar 15, 2016 06:01

Penguissimo: Apr 7, 2007

call it "jahnt iggle" instead of the store and you are probably eligible to register as a voter in pittsburgh

# ? Mar 15, 2016 06:02

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Smythe posted:

i heard ppl talking about this sentence contruction in some linguist derail (probs tori and other yinzers) and well long story short I fell in love with it, and now i use it. i've never heard anyone use that phrasing in real life in my native land and current residence of sunny socal.

Fail

# ? Mar 15, 2016 07:43

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

can't wait for next weeks iPads Pro Mini release instead of a new MacBooks Pro

# ? Mar 15, 2016 08:16

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

drat apple just make the good poo poo you've already got cheaper

# ? Mar 15, 2016 09:39

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

in theory with ky new job and wife's job we could probably afford a new phone between us but I'm not gonna get rich spending my money am i

# ? Mar 15, 2016 09:40

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

that's what refurbished devices are for

# ? Mar 15, 2016 10:15

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hey guys its me. Big retard using a private service here, wondering why it's super unsecure and keeps getting my data sold to companies.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 11:07

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

hey is the new macbook pro out yet and if not, when
thanks apple fans

# ? Mar 15, 2016 12:29

Celexi: Nov 25, 2006; Slava Ukraini!

my stepdads beer posted:

hey is the new macbook pro out yet and if not, when
thanks apple fans

it is, it has a intel mobile cpu, touch screen and a single usb c port, you can detach the keyboard and it turns to a big tablet!!

# ? Mar 15, 2016 13:23

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

ahmeni posted:

that's what refurbished devices are for

and still they are like not dirt cheap :qq:

# ? Mar 15, 2016 18:40

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

please move to a country that has real money and/or access to the global marketplace

modern technology is expensive because you effectively live on the loving moon and you guys don't make any of your own

# ? Mar 15, 2016 18:44

trilljester: Dec 7, 2004; The People's Tight End.

tim, release the skylake mbp. 13 inch would be fine.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 18:46

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

im so loving pumped for monday. gonna order the iphone SE day of

# ? Mar 15, 2016 19:11

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

THC posted:

im so loving pumped for monday. gonna order the iphone SE day of

lol iPhone se what's next iPhone me? iPhone xp? what about iPhone nt mmmmm new technology

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:19

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

iPhone XD

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:23

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

My Linux Rig posted:

lol iPhone se what's next iPhone me? iPhone xp? what about iPhone nt mmmmm new technology

iPhone xp pro n

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:24

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

maybe they're doing the car thing

can't wait to pick up my iPhone lx with the special trim and leather case with hand warmer mmmm yes

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:25

Fabricated: Apr 9, 2007; Living the Dream

as for cloud storage doesn't spideroak do no-knowledge encrypted stuff or whatever

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:26

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

My Linux Rig posted:

maybe they're doing the car thing

can't wait to pick up my iPhone lx with the special trim and leather case with hand warmer mmmm yes

the phone already comes with a hand warmer, just go to wired.com with ad blocking turned off

Fabricated posted:

as for cloud storage doesn't spideroak do no-knowledge encrypted stuff or whatever

if someone guesses the password it doesn't matter how encrypted your poo poo is, your heads still coming off.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:36

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

azure does client-side encryption for cloud storage too. none of the keys are stored in the cloud

THC posted:

if someone guesses the password it doesn't matter how encrypted your poo poo is, your heads still coming off.

exactly, which is why all of this apple encryption bugaboo is a red herring

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:41

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

THC posted:

if someone guesses the password it doesn't matter how encrypted your poo poo is, your heads still coming off.

yeah but then its your fault

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:48

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

way to blame the victim, rear end in a top hat

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:58