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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

:lol:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/914669539450908672

Begged

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Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
Lmao c'mon Donnie, give us some rage tweets

*explodes in NK hellfire*

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Repeatedly called and asked to not let people exercise their First Amendment rights.

Ignores dying citizens and calls them ingrates from a golf course as they suffer.

His supporters side with him on both of those points. Earth is dead and I'm having the last few seconds of a dream induced by a massive brain hemorrhage.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



The smirk really seals the deal for me on this one. I wonder if Trump somehow hosed over Jerry Jones in the past.

Also:

do u know jenny posted:

However, I fully admit that we'd be way more worse off with Cruz or Pence as president. I am not sure if Cruz would have won if he went up against Clinton, but my gut says that he would have.

I don't agree, honestly. Pence is demonstrably at least willing to act with some form of decorum and professionalism befitting his office.

Cruz I think ran as a dither candidate in the first place. I didn't even hear about him having cabinet picks.

Waffle House fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Oct 2, 2017

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Waffle House posted:

I wonder if Trump somehow hosed over Jerry Jones in the past.

Counterpoint: It's Jerry Jones.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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He stood during the national anthem along with the rest of them.

boscoman
May 14, 2004

Eats like a meal...

Random Stranger posted:

Huh. I didn't think we'd find a sign of "respect" lower than "thoughts and prayers" but here we are.

:shrug:

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Kumo posted:

Counterpoint: It's Jerry Jones.

All I know about the Cowboys is that they were bad for a time.

With that in hand, lol Trump lost his babby poo poo a (bad?) football coach

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

below please find my well reasoned, thought-provoking response which I've artfully crafted especially for you:

*fart noise*

that's fair.

but really, go and loving vote, jesus christ. even if you vote for trump or that dumb anti-vax jill stein idiot.

RyokoTK fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Oct 2, 2017

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Waffle House posted:

The smirk really seals the deal for me on this one. I wonder if Trump somehow hosed over Jerry Jones in the past.

Trump desperately wanted to be an NFL owner but they wouldn't let him in the club because he was a well-known new-money huckster. So he bought a USFL team and killed the league. He also bragged about not buying the Cowboys because the new owner would be a loser.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


nooneofconsequence posted:

Trump desperately wanted to be an NFL owner but they wouldn't let him in the club because he was a well-known new-money huckster. So he bought a USFL team and killed the league. He also bragged about not buying the Cowboys because the new owner would be a loser.

lol Jerry Jones owns bones to me now

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

nooneofconsequence posted:

Trump desperately wanted to be an NFL owner but they wouldn't let him in the club because he was a well-known new-money huckster. So he bought a USFL team and killed the league. He also bragged about not buying the Cowboys because the new owner would be a loser.

He also sued the NFL while owning that USFL team and won a whole 3 dollars out of it. oversimplifying but details aren't lolworthy.

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
Do you know how in movies where the President is featured it's a person that doesn't share the current President's name but is a look a like/act a like? I wonder if they're going to do that for Trump.

I wonder how Trump would behave in a "deep impact" type scenario lmao

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Uh oh

Losing Coulter again

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/914675269897728000

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Ashmole posted:

Do you know how in movies where the President is featured it's a person that doesn't share the current President's name but is a look a like/act a like? I wonder if they're going to do that for Trump.

I wonder how Trump would behave in a "deep impact" type scenario lmao

Battlestar Galactica.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

OBAMA :argh:

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Ashmole posted:

Do you know how in movies where the President is featured it's a person that doesn't share the current President's name but is a look a like/act a like? I wonder if they're going to do that for Trump.

I wonder how Trump would behave in a "deep impact" type scenario lmao

He would tweet about how the Failing New York Yankees let the baseball get dirty mid game, everyone knows white is the proper color for baseball

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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I can't even decode that.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I can't even decode that.

I think she may not support brown people coming to the USA, and is sardonically saying she expected Trump to prevent it.

I only speak pants-making GBS threads retard at a novice level though.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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SilvergunSuperman posted:

I think she may not support brown people coming to the USA, and is sardonically saying she expected Trump to prevent it.

I only speak pants-making GBS threads retard at a novice level though.

yea but she wrote a book lol.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

This is good optics. I am sure the people of PR are so grateful for trophy

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/914680602124865536

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I think she may not support brown people coming to the USA, and is sardonically saying she expected Trump to prevent it.

I only speak pants-making GBS threads retard at a novice level though.

When you have a pant-making GBS threads retard as President, it's harder for the professional provocateurs to get noticed. I imagine that by xmas, Coulter and Tomi Lahren will have a Fox News special where they crawl out of the mud pit they've just wrestled in, and try to twerk their flat white asses to Anaconda.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



question motherfuckin mark

Maybe hittin' the valium a bit hard??

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

A. Beaverhausen posted:

So the question to be posed is are we indeed in the 'good' timeline after all? Donny is a special shade of stupid/senile that we were fortunate enough to frack lols from. We've been saying 'nuke this gay earth' for forever.

You're on a marginally workable timeline, right before a crux, or volta. You're only a little warp away from a timeline where it's all over, and we collapse the choice between those two very rapidly. The thing to remember is that we're on a "good" timeline because we literally have not made life extinct on our planet YET.

I have to :hmbol: at all the people joking about how great it would be to die in nuclear hellfire.

Any planet that develops sentient life of our complexity faces a test: You eventually figure out what makes the star you orbit function, and this discovery is a kind of cosmic "sieve". Worlds on timelines where recklessness releases the world-cleaning power of total nuclear war don't pass through the sieve.

As a human race, we have an increasingly short amount of time to actually do poo poo before we get caught in the sieve, and instead, here we are, giggling about it. Maybe that's good, IDK. For me, there's only one question, and that is whether we get angry enough as a human race to stop the bullshit from the ground up.

https://twitter.com/papapishu/status/746803108949409793?lang=en

Or you could do that.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Does Don think everyone in the the US watches TV 18 hrs a day? Maybe we do and I'm out of touch.

How do I move to the newest nation, catalan?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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grandpa trump all in his barcalounger all yellin' at the fox news.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This is good optics. I am sure the people of PR are so grateful for trophy

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/914680602124865536

Did he win the tournament? Was the trophy his to dedicate?

Wtf? He dedicated a trophy that didn't even belong to him.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Quidam Viator posted:

As a human race, we have an increasingly short amount of time to actually do poo poo before we get caught in the sieve, and instead, here we are, giggling about it. Maybe that's good, IDK. For me, there's only one question, and that is whether we get angry enough as a human race to stop the bullshit from the ground up.

I've literally done more for nuclear disarmament this week than Trump ever will and damned if I'm not going to lol about that like Slim Pickens riding a bomb all the way down.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/914465475777695744
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/914466534365569025
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/914467502251528192
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/914584960283152384

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Where the gently caress did he hear that any buildings were inspected?

This guy is super loving stupid. Isn't he supposed to be there tomorrow?

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

yea but she wrote a book thinly-veiled job application for a cabinet position that was the literary version of a sloppy handie under the table and was completely ignored lol.

ftfy

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



TontoCorazon posted:

Where the gently caress did he hear that any buildings were inspected?

This guy is super loving stupid. Isn't he supposed to be there tomorrow?

*Throws pack of bottled water in the sand*
*Pats the beach*
*human being dog smile*

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
All you really have to do as President is express concern and pass it off to the head of FEMA.

While it seems like Trump is too dumb to handle all the easy layups he keeps bricking, maybe he does know the easy responses but thinks, "that's what losers like Obama would say. I'm going to do it my way, the Trump Way :faggotdogsmile:"

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

Has trump appointed someone head if FEMA?

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Preoptopus posted:

im the guy blowing cigar clouds behind the potus during a speech.

I didn't even notice that the first time. What a loving dick.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

KrunkMcGrunk posted:

Has trump appointed someone head if FEMA?

Yes, and this Trump appointee stated on Fox yesterday that this Puerto Rico thing was the most difficult logistical challenge this country has ever faced.
That would be the same country that fought two simultaneous wars spread over much of Europe and the Pacific. Also the same country that sent men to the Moon.
Who knew logistics were so complex?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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brylcreem posted:

I didn't even notice that the first time. What a loving dick.


:smuggo:

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
What would happen if we put a literal potato in the cockpit of the most powerful state to ever be? Whiny drama! Trump is the strongest televangelist, the deepest orange and the pearliest whites.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
A literal potato would be much safer

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Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Rocket Man is an honorary title passed down from father to son.

UN: Prepare for trouble!
IL: Make it double!
UN: To protect the world from dotardation
IL: To unite all peoples within our nations
UN: To denounce the incest of dad and daughter
IL: To release the tape of Trump's pisswater
UN: Un!
IL: Il!
UN: Team Rocket Man, blast off at the speed of light!
IL: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!


:trumppop: Covfefe! That's right! We

lol

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