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Seems kinda tame in light of what she actually did over the weekend. Which is appear in a weird british guy's donkey kong 64 marathon stream.
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:Seems kinda tame in light of what she actually did over the weekend. Which coincidentally was raising money for a trans charity after some shitheads got their funding revoked. Ended up raising $300k+.
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:Seems kinda tame in light of what she actually did over the weekend. Hbomberguy is a goon who used to frequent Cinema Discusso. AOC is a socialist who used to be a bartender and recently responded to criticism by quoting Watchmen and "all your base are belong to us". All I am saying is that AOC might be SMG.
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I wish more companies were on board with this. Yeah, Makes Sense: Wendy’s Announced That You Should Understand The Gist Of Wendy’s By Now And They’re Not Going To Advertise Anymore
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AOC is a democratic socialist, not a socialist. She still believes in using the overall capitalist framework, but with lots of social security nets to improve overall upwards social mobility. That's a pretty far from the proletariat seizing the means of production. Have my favorite clickhole from better days gone by: Who Is Strongest Of All? https://quizzes.clickhole.com/who-is-strongest-of-all-1825124602
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Jet Jaguar posted:I wish more companies were on board with this. I feel like this is what taco bell does already? Like, the last taco bell ad I saw was just them straight up telling me "Yo we're cheap, and you will get like 2000 calories in one burrito. What the hell else do you want?"
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Jet Jaguar posted:I wish more companies were on board with this.
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Zereth posted:I believe Guinness famously did this and their market share dropped like a rock. And as I've heard, both Crest toothpaste and Pepsi lost market leads to trying this exact strategy.
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Bryan Singer Celebrates ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Oscar Nominations By Popping Open Special Bottle Of Rohypnol
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Weak-Willed Intellectual Infant Checks To See How Many More Pages Left In Book Chapter
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1087800624090091520
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doctorfrog posted:Weak-Willed Intellectual Infant Checks To See How Many More Pages Left In Book Chapter Perfect. And it links to this gem: https://www.theonion.com/grown-man-refers-to-map-at-beginning-of-novel-to-find-o-1819576422
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kreyla posted:Perfect. And it links to this gem: I'm reading an epic fantasy novel right now, and thinking of this article every time I do this.
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An Enemy In Hiding: Amongst These Innocent Male Nipples Lurks A Wicked Female Nipple!
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The comment is great.
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Found a onion-alike site I don't think I've seen here. Its called the Babylon bee, and its gimmick is Christian news satire. https://babylonbee.com/news Nation's Youth Groups Only Thing Keeping Laser Tag Industry Afloat https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-youth-groups-only-thing-keeping-laser-tag-industry-afloat Terrifying New Escape Room Just Locks You In A Church Meet-And-Greet Time https://babylonbee.com/news/terrifying-new-escape-room-just-locks-you-in-a-church-meet-and-greet-time quote:Held in a former megachurch, the new escape room will offer challenging riddles, exciting thrills, and the constant terror of knowing someone is about to try to hug you and shake your hand. This one reminds me of when I was a kid after church on sunday. There is some real good satire in the archives of site just from browing. If you grew up going to church every sunday, watched veggietales, etc; you should definitely look at the site. Pharohman777 has a new favorite as of 05:05 on Jan 27, 2019 |
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edit: there's this great newspaper comic called "Family Circus" you should check out.
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It’s not just church humor. There are also 5 different stories about I want to reward right wing attempts at humor, since there are so few, but this just isn’t for me.
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it's kinda the web site version of those t-shirts that say "Enjoy Jesus Christ" instead of "Enjoy Coca-Cola."
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Jan 28, 2019 04:23
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Nemo posted:It’s not just church humor. There are also 5 different stories about Yeah, I get that. It just resonated with me because going to church every single week was a big part of my childhood until I found that I had no real capacity for faith in a religion and stopped going as I entered puberty. Its why I found all the non-abortion jokes so silly.
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‘I Want For Nothing, Mommy’: 5 Pleasureless Gifts To Give Your Ascetic 9-Year-Old For Their Birthday
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Pharohman777 posted:Yeah, I get that. It just resonated with me because going to church every single week was a big part of my childhood until I found that I had no real capacity for faith in a religion and stopped going as I entered puberty. Its why I found all the non-abortion jokes so silly. The site was apparently bought out by some Trump guy a couple years ago, which is why the site has gone from youth group humor to articles where the punchline is just “Democrats kill babies”.
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Ugh, Morgan, how are you so good at everything.
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Saw this in another thread and it's my new favorite. https://www.theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415 quote:A team of British and Egyptian archaeologists made a stunning discovery Monday, unearthing several intact specimens of "skeleton people"—skinless, organless humans who populated the Nile delta region an estimated 6,000 years ago.
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I remember sending that to someone when it was fresh and them not getting the joke.
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Same basic idea, but I like this version of the joke: https://youtu.be/hQJNsm8zoPU
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Kennel posted:Saw this in another thread and it's my new favorite. Hiram Bingham had a nearly as embarrassing blunder when he declared that all the petite skeletons at Machu Picchu proves that it was a city full of women! He said this, presumably, while surrounded by a lot of shorter Andean men working as porters and diggers.
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This comment was the absolute best.
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 ‘Someone In This Room Tonight Will Be Murdered By An Illegal Immigrant,’ Announces Trump Just Before Lights Go Out
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Study Finds Sedentary Lifestyle Puts Millions Of Americans At Risk Of Becoming Beautiful Just The Way They Are
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