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Who are your gently caress My Life picks Bowmore?
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I hope its me
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Sep 3, 2015 23:46
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In an hour I will try to eat 51 eggs. Wish me luck.
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Sep 4, 2015 00:00
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CCKeane posted:In an hour I will try to eat 51 eggs. Good lick
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Sep 4, 2015 00:01
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CCKeane posted:In an hour I will try to eat 51 eggs. It'd be more impressive if you tried to lay 51 eggs.
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Sep 4, 2015 00:02
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busb posted:I hope its me
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Sep 4, 2015 00:06
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CCKeane posted:In an hour I will try to eat 51 eggs. LA Beast ate 51 raw eggs upside down, then puked into a frying pan, cooked that and ate the resultant egg and bile omelette so your eggs will not impress me
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Sep 4, 2015 00:19
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JakeP posted:LA Beast ate 51 raw eggs upside down, then puked into a frying pan, cooked that and ate the resultant egg and bile omelette so your eggs will not impress me I threw up yesterday and didn't eat it. Does that impress you?
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Sep 4, 2015 00:45
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If the only way to get into heaven was to allow God to poo poo in your mouth, would you get into heaven?
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Sep 4, 2015 01:27
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yes obviously. what a dumb question.
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Sep 4, 2015 01:37
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Magnus Gallant posted:If the only way to get into heaven was to allow God to poo poo in your mouth, would you get into heaven? What's the alternative?
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Sep 4, 2015 01:38
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Magnus Gallant posted:If the only way to get into heaven was to allow God to poo poo in your mouth, would you get into heaven? I would tell god that I would do it and then at the last second create a wormhole from my mouth to Magnus Gallant's mouth so the poop goes there instead of my mouth.
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Sep 4, 2015 01:39
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DuckHuntDog posted:What's the alternative? Purgatory wherein you must do 14 million consecutive jumping jacks in order to leave. If you cannot complete the task within 8,000 years then you go to hell.
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Sep 4, 2015 01:48
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I was really hoping for nonexistence.
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Sep 4, 2015 01:49
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Life pro tip for all the guys out there: if your dick turns purple, nurple.
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Sep 4, 2015 01:49
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DuckHuntDog posted:I was really hoping for nonexistence. That only happens if you don't believe in God.
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Sep 4, 2015 01:50
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magnus did you go to your meeting? You sound drunk.
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Sep 4, 2015 01:53
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i dunno hes makin a lot of sense
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Sep 4, 2015 01:57
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I was told today that if there was a heaven, I had a crown there. If there wasn't a heaven, I was poo poo out of luck.
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Sep 4, 2015 02:05
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If i had a crown I would prolly just leave it in my closet and never wear it because what kind of occassion calls for a crown in tyool 2015?
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Sep 4, 2015 02:11
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i have a bottle of crown in my closet though
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Sep 4, 2015 02:24
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busb posted:magnus did you go to your meeting? You sound drunk. You didn't like my purple nurple joke?
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Sep 4, 2015 02:25
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I failed! 30 eggs!
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Sep 4, 2015 02:31
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not even close lol
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Sep 4, 2015 02:34
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JakeP posted:not even close lol It's really hard after 20.
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Sep 4, 2015 02:41
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EccoRaven posted:not to be too much of a party poop but I do have an actual life and an actual game I'm currently modding, it'll be a bit before I have a setup ready. I'm ok with this because I would play and I like games with participation even if they're harder to follow.
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Sep 4, 2015 02:55
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im at work and about to have lunch in a casino.
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Sep 4, 2015 02:57
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Asiina posted:Trying to reason your way out of a panic attack is hilariously futile. The past two years I've been having on and off "sleep panic attacks" where I suddenly have a panic attack while I'm falling asleep or waking me from sleep. These range from the light "why is the world getting so weird OH MY GOD I AM DYING NO NO NO NO NO NO NO RUN TO THE BATHROOM" to the more recent and more unsettling "what if i died and went to hell and I didn't actually know it THERE ARE DEMONS IN MY MIND GET OUT OF HERE" I have no idea where they came from and they're super unsettling and really irritating. When they were happening every night they were freaking a pain in the rear end and really disruptive to my sleep cycle but they don't happen as much anymore so now they are just a mild annoyance. I think they stemmed from when I didn't get the job at the school I had been working at for 5 years and was really devastated to have to leave that program, and then was really worried about finding a new job, and then was working in a really lovely job situation for a year. But who knows, maybe I need to see a doctor at some point to make sure they're not something more serious.
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Sep 4, 2015 02:57
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EccoRaven posted:I'm at a bar right now with a bonkers happy hour special - $2 PBR, $4 normal beer, and half off all food with any beverage purchase. PBR on tap is loving delightful
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Sep 4, 2015 02:58
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I just got out of long morning meetings, awaiting lunch and the afternoon off for drinks. Life's tough.
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Sep 4, 2015 03:47
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A lot of pics on FB of Keane failing to eat all the eggs.
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Sep 4, 2015 03:50
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Magnus Gallant posted:Purgatory wherein you must do 14 million consecutive jumping jacks in order to leave. If you cannot complete the task within 8,000 years then you go to hell. I did the math on this because I'm bored - let's say you do two jumping jacks every three seconds. That sounds about average, I dunno. 14 million of those consecutively, not stopping for sleep, food or any other corporeal needs (because, hey, purgatory) would take you just over 243 days of continuous effort. 243 days, 1 hour, 20 minutes exactly, if my math is on target.
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Sep 4, 2015 04:02
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So I'm not feeling very well and want to spend all of tomorrow hanging out and watching movies. Give me some movie recommendations, thread. I want something uplifting and fun. Can be sappy, but has to be good sappy. No death. I don't want to cry. Adventure, action, comedy are all good. Horror is okay if it doesn't have gore or too many jump scares.
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Sep 4, 2015 04:09
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Binge watching a TV show is also a possibility, but it better be a good one.
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Sep 4, 2015 04:12
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When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
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Sep 4, 2015 04:13
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EccoRaven posted:I'm at a bar right now with a bonkers happy hour special - $2 PBR, $4 normal beer, and half off all food with any beverage purchase. The drinks that take me back to college parties the most are some generic red Carlo Rossi jug wine or a citrus-based jungle juice. Friends of a friend (who has an account on SA, although I think he just lurks Cinema Discusso) once brought in a home depot bucket full of insanely alcoholic orange/pineapple jungle juice with big chunks of pineapple to a house party and the quick turnaround from "oh god this is the worst thing to store a drink in" to "THIS IS DELICIOUS" was pretty much the best.
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Sep 4, 2015 04:18
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Asiina posted:Binge watching a TV show is also a possibility, but it better be a good one. u should watch kaiji
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Sep 4, 2015 04:21
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Asiina posted:So I'm not feeling very well and want to spend all of tomorrow hanging out and watching movies. Give me some movie recommendations, thread. Geez, I didn't realize how depressing most of the movies I've been watching lately were until going back through for anything fun/uplifting. The Castle of Cagliostro is the only thing I've seen semi-recently that fits the bill.
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Also does anyone want to play Left 4 Dead 2 on a reasonably hard difficulty. Probably advanced, maybe expert if you're up for it and we can get 4 people.
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