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That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah



I have a coworker who can't stop pronouncing it "menace."

(I swear it's not weird that it comes up often enough to be A Thing, because we work in healthcare with ladies.)

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Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Jimmyfranks posted:

You meant polenta, right?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I'm hungry but I'm on a diet, someone get me gross stuff asap.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://thefpl.us/episode/259

I gotcha.

E: I'm grimacing at the reader roll call. This is gonna be good.

E2: All the readers are miserable after one sentence.

Waffleman_ fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Aug 4, 2017

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax
Of course they're British

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
why is always british

god loving dammit

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
This is worse than dickbugs.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


I love that the episode description is just "this is super gross; if you're new here, maybe try a WikiHow episode."

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Piss cocktails. I may never stop retching.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"It’s like an alcoholic drink except we took the alcohol out and then we peed in it!"

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade
Oh yeah definitely need the headphones for this one.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


I look forward to listening to this episode while cooking dinner tomorrow

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
Well that was all kinds of unpleasant.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Andrast posted:

I look forward to listening to this episode while cooking dinner tomorrow

NO!

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
The doc has pictures :dogbutton:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Benny the Snake posted:

The doc has pictures :dogbutton:
HARD PASS :barf:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

You honestly should click it just to read the document title.

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Haven't listened yet but I gotta tell ya you guys are making me pretty excited for it

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

sout posted:

Haven't listened yet but I gotta tell ya you guys are making me pretty excited for it
There's an entire section about how to correctly prepare placenta

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
SQUIDDY SHOWS UP FOR THIS ONE?

WHY?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
hello yes I'd like to sue The F Plus, just for...just for everything...

sout
Apr 24, 2014

I'm so glad pussy jam is gunna solve brexit

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Benny the Snake posted:

The doc has pictures :dogbutton:

That's a power move for sure. No Escape.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
Imagine getting oral thrush after eating this woman's marmite and bread.

Look, lady, a yeast infection isn't just "hey I have more yeast", it means you have an INFECTION. There's a microorganism up in there. Yeast infections can be transmitted sexually! Don't put that in your mouth! You creep! You double creep!

Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Aug 4, 2017

General Ironicus
Aug 21, 2008

Something about this feels kinda hinky

Midnight Voyager posted:

Imagine getting oral thrush after eating this woman's marmite and bread.

Look, lady, a yeast infection isn't just "hey I have more yeast", it means you have an INFECTION. There's a microorganism up in there. Yeast infections can be transmitted sexually! Don't put that in your mouth! You creep! You double creep!

Donate to my patreon for tips on good antibiotics.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Happy birthday, Ironicus.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
gently caress, guys

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
So are we in Lou's territory here or is it worse? :magical:

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

McGlockenshire posted:

So are we in Lou's territory here or is it worse? :magical:

Lou's episode on this was non-consensual fluids in food. It was worse.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

McGlockenshire posted:

So are we in Lou's territory here or is it worse? :magical:

Yes.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007

Grondoth posted:

SQUIDDY SHOWS UP FOR THIS ONE?

WHY?

If anything, she seems the most gleeful about everything. Truly she is the only lady for lemon

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Midnight Voyager posted:

Lou's episode on this was non-consensual fluids in food. It was worse.

Yea like, bare minimum the focus of this seems to be CONSENSUAL gross poo poo so...congrats to them I guess? Turns out there's a world of non-consent cum cooks out there, so grats to them not being that.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

McGlockenshire posted:

So are we in Lou's territory here or is it worse? :magical:
“For more information on cookingwithcum.com, check out Lou Reads!”

SirSlarty
Dec 23, 2003

that's wicked
I expected to be grossed out but I was laughing too hard about how ridiculous it all is to care.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

SirSlarty posted:

I expected to be grossed out but I was laughing too hard about how ridiculous it all is to care.

Same, at least 15 minutes in anyways.

Picturing the person happily typing it out is just so ludicrous. I have an easier time "understanding" Malatoran-wannabes and concave-earthers.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
You're right, sourdough lady. People are only disgusted by your yeast infection because they're conditioned to be disgusted by anything involving the female genitalia. That's also why men and women never have sex - the guys are just too grossed-out!

Really, you should have just started with oral thrush and avoided this whole issue in the first place.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

And that's why everyone's cool with smegma-bread. That's just bros having fun rubbing their dick on some dough.

do it on my face
Feb 6, 2005
°
Glorywholegrain

SirSlarty
Dec 23, 2003

that's wicked

Djeser posted:

And that's why everyone's cool with smegma-bread. That's just bros having fun rubbing their dick on some dough.

Cockrub Warrior Sandwich

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Surely it would be a Cockrub Warriors Roll?

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