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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Clockwork Sputnik posted:

turn on your monitor

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Crumpet Strumpet posted:

imagine smoka ducking + weaving through this minefield of a town until finally he reaches the safety of his anime cave, body pillows muffling the noise of gunfire outside and wall scrolls swaying slightly to the thumping from the floor above

as the camera pans outward various aspects of the warzone melt away and we realize that we're in the 1950s suburb that is canada

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Crumpet Strumpet posted:

imagine smoka ducking + weaving through this minefield of a town until finally he reaches the safety of his anime cave, body pillows muffling the noise of gunfire outside and wall scrolls swaying slightly to the thumping from the floor above

anime body pillows are for the bourgeoisie

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
smoka just drew anime eyes on a sack of rice

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

like I was walking up the way to my friend's house to shoot the poo poo yesterday, and this guy across the street yelled "YO YOU GOT A SMOKE FUCKER?!" and I was like nah sorry dude

I mean real good tactic dude, here let me give you 2 smokes

shut up and give him the smokes coreytrevor

ambient oatmeal
Jun 23, 2012

Crumpet Strumpet posted:

im the phone holster

goddamn liberals gun controlling so hard a man cant even play cowboy dressup properly

what has this country come to

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

smoka just drew anime eyes on a sack of rice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwfPup1B6rY

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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spatula posted:

My friend got this picture from a family member in Virginia.


Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
shame. Be a cute place if they fixed it up some.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

I got tb and mrsa just lookin at that picture

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/robwhisman/status/788166098067881984

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

you know how much my uncles would love this



you just have to keep putting the damage on and retweeting it

*throws hands in air*

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

this is prime ton grey

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

syscall girl posted:

you know how much my uncles would love this



you just have to keep putting the damage on and retweeting it

*throws hands in air*

he rt'd a couple good ones too

https://twitter.com/Lowenaffchen/status/788092331434049537

https://twitter.com/randygdub/status/787747220267278336

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

syscall girl posted:

this is prime ton grey

lol when I was a teenager a lot of stores thought I was a shoplifter so the end of that video is hilarious to me

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jHQqcky_Aw

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc5ew0RxkO8

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
http://i.imgur.com/IKfdmvY.gifv

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
lol

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
was that intentional for a fake video because lmao

influx.
Dec 16, 2007

Nice pants!
lemme just hold this power button in for 5 seconds while everything is on loving fire

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




vsync just kicked in yo

influx.
Dec 16, 2007

Nice pants!

Agile Vector posted:

vsync just kicked in yo

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

influx. posted:

lemme just hold this power button in for 5 seconds while everything is on loving fire

dude that's gonna stink like hell

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Agile Vector posted:

vsync just kicked in yo

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb97AbB8M_o&hd=1

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Agile Vector posted:

vsync just kicked in yo

lol irl

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Jonny 290 posted:

smoka just drew anime eyes on a sack of rice

diamond dog
Jul 27, 2010

by merry exmarx

Agile Vector posted:

vsync just kicked in yo

snortl

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

SmokaDustbowl posted:

lol when I was a teenager a lot of stores thought I was a shoplifter so the end of that video is hilarious to me

mallcops are such dickheads lol

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Improbable Lobster posted:

mallcops are such dickheads lol

I've never shoplifted anything in my life but I've always looked weird and poor so lol

also I never stole anything because I just pirated or bootlegged or traded everything so I never had to steal lmao

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



how to get ahead in theft without really trying

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I've never shoplifted anything in my life but I've always looked weird and poor so lol

also I never stole anything because I just pirated or bootlegged or traded everything so I never had to steal lmao

i stuck a zoom 28.8kbps internal modem down my hammer pants and got busted for shoplifting from walmart when i was 13, and they 'put me on their permanent list'

20 years later i had root access to every Walmart store server courtesy of my job at motorola

some list

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



keep tour friends close keep your enemies closer

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
BIG BABY BARONS

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

i stuck a zoom 28.8kbps internal modem down my hammer pants and got busted for shoplifting from walmart when i was 13, and they 'put me on their permanent list'

20 years later i had root access to every Walmart store server courtesy of my job at motorola

some list

I was gonna buy something one time, but I changed my mind and set the poo poo down in another aisle. after I left the store a bacon bit came up to me and thought I stole it so I had to walk him back and show exactly where I put it

so embarassing

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

is this canadian for 'mall cop'

because i like it

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

BARONS DEDICATED FATHER

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