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Spending all my money on a moth that lives in my wallet
Oh no, he's escaping
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 24, 2024 01:59
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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An Austrian psychologist knowing for documenting manias touring Akihabara in the present day.
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Jun 18, 2022 11:48
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Old-timey settlers on the American prairie, but dressed like ancient Greek gladiators.
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Jun 18, 2022 21:34
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- Karate Bastard
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Moth is short for motherfucker.
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Jun 19, 2022 12:29
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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hors de combat
you can take a horse to combat but you can't make him abide by the geneva convention.
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Jun 19, 2022 17:32
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- sephiRoth IRA
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"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."
-Carl Sagan
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hors de combat
you can take a horse to combat but you can't make him abide by the geneva convention.
*opens box containing biological weapons*
"Trigger, care to explain yourself? Why are you avoiding my eyes? We're face to face!"
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Jun 19, 2022 17:58
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- Barco Fiesta
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a fantasy of olives
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Let me steal this moment from you now, folks, to bring you great news! Do you wanna feel how it feels...to get great night's sleep? The Deal With God Sale at Kate Bush's Mattress Emporium in Bumford, IN is being extended for the rest of the month! We're just off of I-65, so if you wanna hear about the deals that we're making, be running up that road, running up that hill, running up to our 8000 square foot building, and enjoy huge savings on select brands! Each mattress comes with our six-month Exchange the Experience warranty, so if you don't love your mattress, you can make a deal with us and get us to swap their places! There is thunder in our hearts, and there are financing options available to qualifying customers, so you don't have to worry about running up that bill! It's you and me and over 1600 mattresses to choose from!
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Jun 21, 2022 06:35
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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"there he goes, the poor sunuvabitch -- he musta rolled more natural ones in life than gary gygax and tommy chong combined..."
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Jun 21, 2022 07:52
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- Finger Prince
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A Flowers for Algernon type story, only as the protagonist regresses to his base intelligence, instead of mourning its loss, he starts to realize that it was actually a side effect of the gay serum administered to him by ANTIFA at the behest of the Jew led illuminati and only once he's back at his menial job does he realise the truth, and develops an obsession about the government coming to take his guns (he doesn't own any guns).
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Jun 22, 2022 21:19
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Ron Weasely faces harsh online criticism for appropriating mudblood culture.
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Jun 22, 2022 21:39
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- Cloks
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by Azathoth
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PSAs for fictional drugs
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Jun 22, 2022 22:19
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- WithoutTheFezOn
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Oh no
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A Flowers for Algernon type story, only as the protagonist regresses to his base intelligence, instead of mourning its loss, he starts to realize that it was actually a side effect of the gay serum administered to him by ANTIFA at the behest of the Jew led illuminati and only once he's back at his menial job does he realise the truth, and develops an obsession about the government coming to take his guns (he doesn't own any guns).
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Jun 23, 2022 13:46
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- google THIS
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Jun 23, 2022 13:50
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- Harold Fjord
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Jun 23, 2022 14:54
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The Spiderman from Lullaby by The Cure is actually Spiderman.
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Jun 23, 2022 21:03
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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The Spiderman from Lullaby by The Cure is actually Spiderman.
lol
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Jun 23, 2022 21:29
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- Dip Viscous
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mario andretti in my spaghetti: the card game
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Jun 24, 2022 12:11
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Jerry, I aint taking Zopilclone. My Limbic system has it's flight-fight-freeze response up the you know what and I an amygdala the size of a freakin golfball.
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Jun 24, 2022 17:13
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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"How am I going to spend all these 'deliciousness' points"? the rotund man said.
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Jun 26, 2022 17:10
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Sex change operation renamed "The Holy Bye Balls".
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Jun 26, 2022 17:12
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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A Millennial Describes Dadrock Bands, $200 clue:
quote:
"okay so imagine a group of medieval peasants got transported to 1970s England, and they *really* took to rock music to the point where one of them looked at a flute and said 'yeah, we'll make that poo poo awesome as hell.' and then they made a song about a pervert."
Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Jun 27, 2022
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Jun 27, 2022 04:08
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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A Millennial Describes Dadrock, $200 clue:
DING!
AQUALUNG
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Jun 27, 2022 04:36
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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That'uns on me, I was looking for the band but that's close enough for credit.
*ting!*
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Jun 27, 2022 06:11
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- Karate Bastard
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Autofellator alligator
That's how far I got with that.
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Jun 28, 2022 07:01
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- Dip Viscous
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picturing a hanna-barbera style title card of this
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Jun 28, 2022 07:09
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- deep dish peat moss
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not to be confused with the autoalliflagellator, I repeat, NOT to be confused
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Jun 28, 2022 07:21
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- for fucks sake
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A patient arrives at the Swedish hospital with a bee sting and worrying swelling around their neck. The nurse takes a measurement of their neck so they can check if it's getting better or worse, but she accidentally reads off the inches side of the tape measure.
The doctor says: "Anna, felaktig tjock!"
Phonetically - Anna-felaktig-shock, translated - "Anna, incorrectly thick!"
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Jun 28, 2022 13:54
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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picturing a hanna-barbera style title card of this
with his catchphrase "afta while, pedophile!"
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Jun 29, 2022 00:14
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- Karate Bastard
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oh no
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Jun 29, 2022 07:57
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Turd of Turd Hall. People don't like to vist Turd Hall.
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Jul 1, 2022 16:21
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- Harold Fjord
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TCC highdeas thread on fire recently. Wanted to share with you fine persons.
Salmonds
The salmon almond
have you considered;
Alfalfalafel
No, I have not. Or rather, I have now.
How about Béarnaisins, the beloved Béarnaise-enrobed raisin snacks
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Jul 1, 2022 16:39
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- Karate Bastard
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Turd of Turd Hall. People don't like to vist Turd Hall.
For some reason Turd Lord Murgen entered my headspace recently and will not leave. I do not know what to do with him.
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Jul 1, 2022 17:06
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- Karate Bastard
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Whence did he come, what are his wonts and schemes? We do not know
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Jul 1, 2022 17:07
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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IN his fastness at Turd Hall, Lord Murgen the Turd Lords schemes patiently.
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Jul 1, 2022 17:27
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them Will.I.Am
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Jul 1, 2022 18:16
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- Karate Bastard
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Hnnnnnnturd Lord Murgen, from thy thrrrrrrrone of perceline, hgrrannnnt me mervement of the borwel
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- Adbot
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- Karate Bastard
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Do not ask for whom the taco bell tolls
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