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Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

wow. wonder how many residents he's stolen, that's nuts

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Nutsak
Jul 21, 2005
All balls.

Slush Garbo posted:

wow. wonder how many residents he's stolen, that's nuts

They call it stealing, he calls it Rupturing Individuals.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Superterranean posted:

Don't worry, you're fine. The Dick Rule overrides the Cat Rule.

I'll be sure to spoiler my dickposting from now on so I don't get a probie.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Can't wait for Gamer Whizzard to pop up in the comics thread.

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

James Woods posted:

I think this piss derail has gone on long enough. Can we please go back to making fun of Mind the Walrus?

Bart, get out! I'm piss!

Lemon
May 22, 2003

I got the Manneken Pis joke.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Can't wait for Gamer Whizzard to pop up in the comics thread.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


:sickos: :five:

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Rascar Capac posted:

Batman's a Scouser, now.



I see you also know the location to Zuul’s portal.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




mind the walrus posted:

Yes that was the joke I tee'd myself up for. I knew I was being an rear end in a top hat-- I said as much-- and set myself up to get blasted. You can pretend that was the "lol I'm not owned" or I'm being retarded on purpose" or whatever tired meme from five years ago, but that is what I did and y'all are even dumber than I thought if you're being sincere and thought that was an actual own.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
"Sir, we don't serve corncobs"

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Splicer posted:

"Sir, we don't serve corncobs"

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009


hahahaha

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Splicer posted:

"Sir, we don't serve corncobs"

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Pinhead: Really good lover.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Bondage enthusiast

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Grendels Dad posted:

Pinhead: Sightseer.

Ftfy

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Grendels Dad posted:

Pinhead: Really good lover.

Are we having fun yet?

YOW!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Infinitum posted:

:laffo: the corncobbing continues



Lmao.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/kuXDGtR.mp4

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark

Lick the forbidden popsicle.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

There’s nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

jesus that mustve cost a loving arm and a leg, I know that ammo isn't cheap

Also seems like it'd be super unsafe? Idk I'm not gun person

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

bike tory posted:


Also seems like it'd be super unsafe? Idk I'm not gun person

Yeah, that's why they're shooting it

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

When you've nutted but she still sucking.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Dewgy posted:

There’s nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito.

Well... you're not wrong. One that has malaria, anyway.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008


This is why most proper machine guns have switchable barrels, and maxim and vickers gun had those stupid looking watercooled wrap-arounds.

EDIT: also why caseless ammunition for assault rifles and such still isn't a thing, the gun overheats even faster when it cannot dump the hot casings out.

Der Kyhe has a new favorite as of 10:02 on Oct 19, 2020

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Der Kyhe posted:

This is why most proper machine guns have switchable barrels, and maxim and vickers gun had those stupid looking watercooled wrap-arounds.

EDIT: also why caseless ammunition for assault rifles and such still isn't a thing, the gun overheats even faster when it cannot dump the hot casings out.

same

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
Machine Gun Service Manual rev 2.1

24. 3. I. - Alternative Sources of Barrel Coolant

Human urine, hereinafter referred to as "(the) juice",

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
The Brits used their machine gun coolant water to brew tea, to the surprise of nobody (they presumably didn't use piss).

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Short doggo thread

https://twitter.com/soapachu/status/1317575196912603146?s=19

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
My cousin had a German Shepherd/Corgi cross that was ridiculously adorable.

The corgi/husky is also adorable. I think it's because corgis have canine dwarfism.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Illegal Hen
I wanna see a corgi/greyhound mix.

EDIT:

Long corgi is looooooong.
:swoon:

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


bike tory posted:

jesus that mustve cost a loving arm and a leg, I know that ammo isn't cheap

Also seems like it'd be super unsafe? Idk I'm not gun person

Yeah when the barrel split and started fragmenting into molten shrapnel, I was really worried those guys would get pelted by hot sharp exploding barrel. I guess you have all of the kinetic energy of the bullet and gas pushing debris away from the shooter, but I feel like you could imagine a barrel deformation scenario that would end catastrophically (an Elmer Fudd scenario to use the technical term).

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
At the end the loader looks like he wishes they were behind a blast shield or something.

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

space uncle posted:

Yeah when the barrel split and started fragmenting into molten shrapnel, I was really worried those guys would get pelted by hot sharp exploding barrel. I guess you have all of the kinetic energy of the bullet and gas pushing debris away from the shooter, but I feel like you could imagine a barrel deformation scenario that would end catastrophically (an Elmer Fudd scenario to use the technical term).

I recall seeing something from Kalashnikov Russia where they had a guy fire hundreds of rounds out of various guns and he was wearing a great deal of body armour and an armoured visor - seems surprising that the Russian destruction test video would be the safe one!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

My cousin had a German Shepherd/Corgi cross that was ridiculously adorable.

The corgi/husky is also adorable. I think it's because corgis have canine dwarfism.

You'd be a fan of the Swedish Vallhund:



My sweet old boy is a corgi/basenji mix:

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Coming home from the pub one night many years ago, I met a sweet pup sitting outside waiting for his person. He was clearly a corgi/labrador mix so he just looked like a labrador with basically no legs. He was such a sweetheart but I absolutely could not stop laughing at him.

I'm sorry stumpy lil'guy, but you looked so silly.

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