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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Aquariums are ok

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:11

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 18:56

RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

logikv9 posted:

Aquariums are ok

They'll probably be all that's left of reef life soon. Better start up your own little pocket of near-extinction and start aquaculturing.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:19

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

I hate the sea and everything in it

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:19

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Shugojin posted:

which one

i was at national aquarium in baltimore last week it was pretty cool but i had a good lol at a lady looking at like a sturgeon or something and shouting THAT IS MONSTROUS. THAT IS MONSTROUS. THAT IS JUST MONSTROUS. WHAT IS THAT.

turns out 90% of aquarium visitors are crud

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:20

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

imagine how insane we all would be if trump hadn't taken 7 weekends off and we were exposed to 28 more days of Trump Presidency

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:20

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

after visiting the aquarium we went immediately to eat seafood tho so lol

it's baltimore gotta eat steamed water bugs

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:20

RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

Solarin posted:

I hate the sea and everything in it

The sea owns WTF dude

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:21

RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

Real talk scuba diving is probably the closest we'll get for a long time to personally exploring another planet full of life (until our oceans are void of it at least). poo poo down there is so alien.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:22

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Solarin posted:

I hate the sea and everything in it

go home lovecraft

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:23

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Solarin posted:

I hate the sea and everything in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AdG0sdAVbI

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:24

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Shugojin posted:

which one

i was at national aquarium in baltimore last week it was pretty cool but i had a good lol at a lady looking at like a sturgeon or something and shouting THAT IS MONSTROUS. THAT IS MONSTROUS. THAT IS JUST MONSTROUS. WHAT IS THAT.

The same one.

Theres a big whale skeleton that's hanging from the ceiling and a huge fat family was screaming that it was a sea monster from biblical times

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:25

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

https://twitter.com/jdmiles11/status/843164288625926144

I love every one of these stories.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:26

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

The same one.

Theres a big whale skeleton that's hanging from the ceiling and a huge fat family was screaming that it was a sea monster from biblical times

make sure to peep the three finned sea turtle :3:

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:26

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/Impeach_D_Trump/status/843167027493851141

here we go :dance:

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:28

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

The same one.

Theres a big whale skeleton that's hanging from the ceiling and a huge fat family was screaming that it was a sea monster from biblical times

What do you disagree with? Whales around in biblical times? Or that people can see them as sea monsters?

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:29

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

Baloogan posted:

What do you disagree with? Whales around in biblical times? Or that people can see them as sea monsters?

do you believe in creationism Baloogan?

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:30

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

BarronsArtGallery posted:

do you believe in creationism Baloogan?

I believe that creationism exists

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:32

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

imo boil the seas so we can flush out the nazis living in underwater domes

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:32

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

BarronsArtGallery posted:

do you believe in creationism Baloogan?

gonna halfta define your terms

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:34

Hodgepodge: Jan 29, 2006; Can't post for 203 days!

Baloogan posted:

What do you disagree with? Whales around in biblical times? Or that people can see them as sea monsters?

Disagree? What do you think this is, d&d?

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:34

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Shugojin posted:

make sure to peep the three finned sea turtle

I did, it was huge. Not sure if it was a green sea turtle or a logger head or what.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:36

Utz: Aug 1, 2008; by vyelkin

i grew up amongst people like the fat family at the aquarium

as a child i often fantasized, as they yammered, of stabbing them in the neck

just stabbing and slashing away until nothing unribboned remained

men, women, children, babies, pets

i think it might have affected my personality

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:36

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Utz posted:

i grew up amongst people like the fat family at the aquarium

as a child i often fantasized, as they yammered, of stabbing them in the neck

just stabbing and slashing away until nothing unribboned remained

men, women, children, babies, pets

i think it might have affected my personality

i read this in ben carsons voice

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:37

Colonel J: Jan 3, 2008

how long at this rateuntil the madman racks in as many golf hours as barry did in 8 years?

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:38

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Baloogan posted:

What do you disagree with? Whales around in biblical times? Or that people can see them as sea monsters?

Lol

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:39

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Shugojin posted:

which one

i was at national aquarium in baltimore last week it was pretty cool but i had a good lol at a lady looking at like a sturgeon or something and shouting THAT IS MONSTROUS. THAT IS MONSTROUS. THAT IS JUST MONSTROUS. WHAT IS THAT.

That place owns but I haven't been there for like 20 years

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:38

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

https://twitter.com/Impeach_D_Trump/status/843167027493851141

here we go

this is fine

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:39

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Utz posted:

i grew up amongst people like the fat family at the aquarium

as a child i often fantasized, as they yammered, of stabbing them in the neck

just stabbing and slashing away until nothing unribboned remained

men, women, children, babies, pets

i think it might have affected my personality

lol

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:39

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

Baloogan posted:

gonna halfta define your terms

so yes

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:39

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

i drank too much

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:40

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Baloogan posted:

What do you disagree with? Whales around in biblical times? Or that people can see them as sea monsters?

leviathans not a whale tho

im assuming thats who they mentioned if its something specific

maybe they said the job fish tho?????

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:40

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

anime was right posted:

i drank too much

drink more to compensate

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:40

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Donkwich posted:

i read this in ben carsons voice

Lmao

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:41

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Jazerus posted:

imo boil the seas so we can flush out the nazis living in underwater domes

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:42

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

anime was right posted:

i drank too much

treat it as not drinking enough and push on through to the other side otherwise consider choking on some chocolate milk

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:41

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Utz posted:

i grew up amongst people like the fat family at the aquarium

as a child i often fantasized, as they yammered, of stabbing them in the neck

just stabbing and slashing away until nothing unribboned remained

men, women, children, babies, pets

i think it might have affected my personality