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Stare-Out posted:E: Still waiting for that frantic phone call to use "Who is this?" I got to do that the other day when my sister called me in a panic asking if I'd seen her iPhone. Sadly, she's not a Seinfeld fan so she thought I was just being a douche.
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 13:41 |
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Alter Ego posted:I got to do that the other day when my sister called me in a panic asking if I'd seen her iPhone. I once replied "Earth" when an obviously lost couple asked me "Where are we?" They uh....they did not appreciate that either.
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 13:56 |
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Ishamael posted:What Seinfeld quotes pop up in your daily speech? I tend to overuse these two: "They made it work" or "I just want you to know I'm here for you." Or the "aah!" after taking a drink.
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 14:18 |
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"Hellooooooo!" was very common between my friends and I a few years ago. But Jerry's "Who is this?" still gets use out of me, no matter the type of phone call. Though I often employ Jerry's "Oh well!" after the "Mail on Sunday?" line. I just love the carefree attitude of it.
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 14:23 |
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Most Seinfeld lines will make you sound like a douche because Seinfeld was essentially a show about assholes. That's what's so great about it.
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 14:53 |
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I regularly use, "Who is thiiiiiiiis?" and I always use, "Because of SOCIETY right?"
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 15:07 |
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I could drop you like a bag of dirt!
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 15:34 |
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This is horrible! I care
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 20:18 |
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I'm speechless. I have no speech.
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 20:22 |
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Ishamael posted:What Seinfeld quotes pop up in your daily speech? I tend to overuse these two: "There's the this, and then there's the that." "It's not a lie - if you believe it." "Well aren't you something!" And my personal favorite: "That's a shame."
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 20:34 |
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Ishamael posted:What Seinfeld quotes pop up in your daily speech? I tend to overuse these two: Any time I get unsurprising news: "That sounds about right."
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 20:57 |
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I enter rooms like Cosmo.
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 22:26 |
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Of course! Absolute zero! Yamma hamma, it's FRIGHT NIGHT!
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 23:25 |
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Another great one is Jerry's Kramer-esque "Oh, I'm stressed!" from The Chicken Roaster complete with the wild hand gesture.Gyshall posted:I enter rooms like Cosmo. This is relevant. And strangely hypnotic.
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 23:50 |
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JethroMcB posted:Any time I get unsurprising news: "That sounds about right." Oh my god I didn't even realize it until now but I do the same thing and have been for probably like 15 years.
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 23:54 |
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JethroMcB posted:Any time I get unsurprising news: "That sounds about right." Good one, I do this internally a lot. "Sweet fancy Moses" can also be shimmied into several situations a day.
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# ? Jun 14, 2012 23:58 |
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I just realized no one's mentioned Puddy's "Yeah, that's right." yet. For shame.
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 00:02 |
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JethroMcB posted:Any time I get unsurprising news: "That sounds about right." I say that so often I don't even associate it with Seinfeld anymore
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 00:42 |
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More anything? More everything!
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 02:33 |
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I like that they included the fake Kramer from the Jerry pilot, but I feel they should also have included Feldman.
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 03:11 |
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Haha oh my god, the one at about 0:51 scared the poo poo out of me.
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 03:16 |
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I often use "Wheelchairs! Engagement presents! It never ends!" I just replace them with whatever is going on at the time. Last week it was a bbq and a birthday.
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 04:35 |
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If you condense my entire life into one day, it looks decent!
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 04:44 |
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I love the dude that appeared as the parking lot attendant when George realized hookers were turning tricks in his dad's car. He was also the Landfill attendant when Kramer wanted to dump Elaine's muffin tops. "Is this some kind of joke?" "That's what I like to know about it. "
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 05:01 |
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Both the parking lot and the landfill were Jiffy companies.
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 05:10 |
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Chalk me up as another user of "That sounds about right" and "That's a shame." I'd be shocked if a day goes by where I don't use either.
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 05:24 |
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Kull the Conqueror posted:I have a humble .gif request: Can someone get me the shot from "The Airport" where the guy in the shuttle is driving away from Elaine and Jerry and says "Sorry...hahahahaha!"
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 05:38 |
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I just realised that everytime something is less than perfect I like to exclaim "I have to do *thing*!? LIKE AN ANIMAL?"
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 06:13 |
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I've told a few people who point out that my life is in shambles, how I like to get the Daily News.
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 15:19 |
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Are we going to play "Most George" again?
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 15:31 |
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Hahaha oh god thank you so much. This is the best birthday present ever.
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 17:46 |
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jojoinnit posted:Are we going to play "Most George" again? Well, the other day I did bite into a block of cheese like it was an apple.
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 18:11 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Well, the other day I did bite into a block of cheese like it was an apple. .. whatever.
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 21:01 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Well, the other day I did bite into a block of cheese like it was an apple. Let us know when you start wearing nothing but shorts and a suit coat.
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 21:02 |
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haljordan posted:Let us know when you start wearing nothing but shorts and a suit coat. Are those sweatpants?
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 21:43 |
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jojoinnit posted:Are those sweatpants? Don't tell me...velvet!?
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 22:34 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:Don't tell me...velvet!? I know, you would drape yourself in velvet.
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 22:48 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:I know, you would drape yourself in velvet. That couch... is it... velvet?
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# ? Jun 15, 2012 22:53 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Well, the other day I did bite into a block of cheese like it was an apple. You know, George, that's an onion.
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# ? Jun 16, 2012 00:26 |
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I love Hampton tomatoes. You know, you can eat 'em like apples. You know it's funny, the tomato never took on as a hand fruit.
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