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poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


*rushes into thread, panting*

Rich Evans is defeatable!

*two guards begin to drag me away*

Rich Evans is defeatable! Rich Evans is defeatable! You fools! Rich Evans is defeatable!

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Oh thank goodness word is finally getting out

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Which episode was defeatable anyway?

Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7K2FuK1xbk

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

Isn't that Spider Man? Or maybe black panther. Doesn't look like Iron Man.

Yea I think it's Spider-Man in the Iron Spider armor.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Waltzing Along posted:

Isn't that Spider Man? Or maybe black panther. Doesn't look like Iron Man.

ohh yeah I guess it could be the new spiderman suit, it just looked like there were a few blue jet things on his back as he hits the ground, assumed iron man but the spider suit probably has those too because even the simpler version was basically an iron man suit

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Be careful falling asleep to BotW, you might have dreams involving Max Landis.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


i watched tokyo gore police the other day and it was a really fun movie. probably the most blood i've seen in any movie, and i've seen a lot of excessive blood movies

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
gently caress, Marry, Kill

Rich, Jack, Josh

Go!

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




gently caress Rich, Marry Jack b/c he has a cool farm, Kill Josh

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

esperterra posted:

gently caress Rich, Marry Jack b/c he has a cool farm, Kill Josh

Great minds...

I want to gently caress Rich because I think it would be some real life Deliverance poo poo.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Can you imagine how whiny rich must be in bed.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




That's what ball gags are for.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I'd rather he be squealy.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
rich screaming obscenities in bed but they're all woefully mispronounced. behind the two way mirror, the rest of the panel cracks up

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Next time on breast of the worst

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Marry Rich, gently caress Jack, kill Josh

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
i wouldnt kill any of these national treasures but i will definitely not gently caress josh

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Kinda amazed no one wants to gently caress Jay yet.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


We Know Catheters posted:

Marry Rich, gently caress Jack, kill Josh

this is the canon order

also jay wasnt an option

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
It's definitely Iron-Man, but he's wearing some new much more organic looking suit, that does seem to borrow some of Spideys stylings. Maybe he's put some of Spideys suit tech into his own suit.


Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

juggalo baby coffin posted:

this is the canon order

also jay wasnt an option

Just because I didn't choose Jay doesn't mean he wasn't an option.

This is the RLM thread, not the Rich/Jack/Josh thread.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Waltzing Along posted:

Just because I didn't choose Jay doesn't mean he wasn't an option.

This is the RLM thread, not the Rich/Jack/Josh thread.

oh i thought that was your listing of who to pick from not who you would pick

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

gently caress Jay, Marry Mike, Kill Max Landis.

Just kidding, Max Landis owns. Kill Josh.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Waltzing Along posted:

gently caress, Marry, Kill

Rich, Jack, Josh

Go!

gently caress Jack, marry Rich, kill Josh.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Also in this situation I am pegging both Rich and Jack. Penises are gross.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

esperterra posted:

Also in this situation I am pegging both Rich and Jack. Penises are gross.

this changes everything

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I'm watching Season 2 of Dirk Gently, and once again it excels at being a better Doctor Who than Doctor Who. I could go for less wacky quirkiness in some characters, but it's not too grating if you don't binge the show, I suppose.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

congrats to the people who couldn't remember them showing Spider-Man in the new suit earlier in the 2 minute trailer

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
gently caress Rich, marry Jack so you can get goatse'd by his enormous dong all the time, kill josh

even if you're not playing FMK kill josh

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Milo and POTUS posted:

this changes everything

The thread...is changing.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Harveygod posted:

The thread...is changing.

I think the fact that we are back to speculating about male sex parts is evidence that this thread never really changes.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


WampaLord posted:

Boy, that trailer sure made the thread nihilistic as gently caress.

avengers 2 was boring and bad and this still has the "fight giant horde of faceless goons" problem that every giant superhero movie's got now.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

congrats to the people who couldn't remember them showing Spider-Man in the new suit earlier in the 2 minute trailer

why can't they just stick with his normal suit that other suit blows (it's because they wanna sell another action figure).

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I think instead of superhero movies we should force superheros to be in buddy cop movies.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
was eagerly awainting the enitre marvel hero-verse to be hanging off of josh brolins limbs impotently trying to beat on him. big lame army battle tho wow gee wiz

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.
So my wife and I broke down and watch Batman vs Superman last night. I thought it was going to be 2.5 hours of visual AIDS based on the RLM review and this thread.

I didn't mind it too much. There was laughably bad stuff in it but it wasn't the godawful clusterfuck that I was expecting.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Oldstench posted:

So my wife and I broke down and watch Batman vs Superman last night. I thought it was going to be 2.5 hours of visual AIDS based on the RLM review and this thread.

I didn't mind it too much. There was laughably bad stuff in it but it wasn't the godawful clusterfuck that I was expecting.

The visuals in it are pretty good but the best ones are pretty much lifted straight from Dark Knight Returns.

It's in stark contrast to Justice League, which looks like it was shot by trainee TV directors

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Oldstench posted:

So my wife and I broke down and watch Batman vs Superman last night. I thought it was going to be 2.5 hours of visual AIDS based on the RLM review and this thread.

I didn't mind it too much. There was laughably bad stuff in it but it wasn't the godawful clusterfuck that I was expecting.

If you watched director's cut, it's much better than the theatrical version, which was awful.

E: Still, it wasn't that bad.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Nov 30, 2017

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

juggalo baby coffin posted:

i watched tokyo gore police the other day and it was a really fun movie. probably the most blood i've seen in any movie, and i've seen a lot of excessive blood movies

On a related note, I really have to wonder if Jay's seen the Guinea Pig series and what he thinks of it. I haven't watched that poo poo because it's literally simulated snuff porn, but if Jay says it's okay...

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

reignofevil posted:

I think the fact that we are back to speculating about male sex parts is evidence that this thread never really changes.

The thread...has changed. It is done changing. It is now status quo...

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Jay sits there smiling and laughing and looking cute/well groomed but his brain is just a teeming mass of bloody, dirty maggots rattling around in his skull while skittery, dissonant violin music plays

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