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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1088985444698603520?s=12

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Sure that is great but this is better

https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1088688404533919745

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Now I want to know which one won.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

I'm pretty sure Graeme Wingate is a head too tall. Thankfully, there's a way to solve that problem. :thermidor:

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Slavery is still legal as a form of punishment in the US.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Watch out, Trump! Enoch Gunter is on the case!
https://twitter.com/EnochGunter1/status/1088992502282108929?s=19

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

JebanyPedal posted:

I'm always jealous of people who work with household pets. Working with farm and large animals can be insane.
Horses man. Diarrhea screaming out a horse's rear end in a wide cone scattering splatter all over the stable wall.

On the flip side from people bringing in litters of golden retrievers I got to play with (those were the best days) I'm legit hosed up from that job because of euthanasia cases :smith:, I'll just have a flashback out of nowhere and wreck my whole day.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






I love that, apparently, @enochgunter was already in use, so he has to opt for@enochgunter1. It's the little pleasures in life.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I am the true Enoch Gunter.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

zoux posted:

I am the true Enoch Gunter.

That's a bit selfish of ya, isn't it?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

zoux posted:

I thought quangos were endemic to Australia.

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1088910265234714625

loving bootlicks man

Remember when all these people used to say that Democrats thought Obama was the messiah and would support whatever he did unconditionally no matter what it was? I sure do.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1088967782010576896

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
That did not help

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Most of what Best of Next Door posts are obvious gags, but it got them more RTs so

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Vandar posted:

Can I get a reminder on where the 'Popular R&B Ringtone' joke originated?

https://thirdwavewife.wordpress.com/tag/dr-starner-jones/

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas
https://youtu.be/kWdfRRtAs3o

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012


The most headache inducing comment I've heard is from a relative saying "we can't have another vote, we don't keep voting on the Prime Minister until we get one we like". He seemed angry when I told him we do in fact do that at least every five years.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Hey guys just wanted to let you know that the piss tape is real

Obviously :nws:

https://imgur.com/a/UDHBRAY

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

orange sky posted:

Hey guys just wanted to let you know that the piss tape is real

Obviously :nws:

https://imgur.com/a/UDHBRAY

I want to believe

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Live Leak, eh?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Democracy means never having to say you're sorry change your mind ever

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1089178034949754890

Bill Mitchell is Homer chasing his barbecue pig, forever

zoux has a new favorite as of 16:30 on Jan 26, 2019

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1089178034949754890

Bill Mitchell is Homer chasing his barbecue pig, forever



thanks now my brain is bleeding

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Stare-Out posted:

Live Leak, eh?

No it looks recorded

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

BaronVonVaderham posted:

As a former vet tech, I enjoyed these way more than they deserved, especially #3. FYI if you are a cheap-rear end who always declines anything more than the exam fee, there is a note in your pet's chart about it and the techs hate you for not taking care of your animals.

same. And as bad as cats sans carrier can be, birds are even worse.

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1089178034949754890

Bill Mitchell is Homer chasing his barbecue pig, forever



Didn't realize abortions and hormone therapy were mandatory. Weird.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/Glinner/status/1089089781127098368

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Grimdude posted:

Didn't realize abortions and hormone therapy were mandatory. Weird.

We get the stem cells that keep Dick Cheney alive from somewhere

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



For the good of mankind Facebook must be deleted

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

zoux posted:



For the good of mankind Facebook must be deleted

While we’re at it, might as well delete all the people who use Facebook as their news source (bye boomers)

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to read precisely one constitution and call hannity

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
so through the magic of the "boost post" feature on Facebook and careful ad targeting, I may have just made a whole lot of Ben Shapiro fans very mad

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Brb, taking my daily constitutional

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

zoux posted:

For the good of mankind Facebook must be deleted

Almost done reading this book and, spoiler alert, this is a 100% correct assessment, nuke it from orbit immediately. I might finally delete my account after reading this; I no longer believe Zuckerberg is evil, but he is the avatar of the Dunning-Kruger effect in this world he is ruining.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Also they're literal crooks

https://twitter.com/adamconover/status/1088829562421571584

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



zoux posted:

its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to read precisely one constitution and call hannity

Wanna make a premium rate phone number for chuds to ring like the Coach's Hotline from The Simpsons.

You have reached... the outrage... hot...
line...

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

so through the magic of the "boost post" feature on Facebook and careful ad targeting, I may have just made a whole lot of Ben Shapiro fans very mad

Please tell me this involves adventures of smol ben and much butthurt

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/GOP/status/1089191237851271170



:crossarms:

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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

jobson groeth posted:

Please tell me this involves adventures of smol ben and much butthurt



Gordon Indigo is my public shitposting page. Almost all of those comments are incredibly mad chuds.

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