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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Iron Crowned posted:

SO, then Domino's and Little Caesar's?

They don't do square cut. I guess maybe you could request it?

Of course if you're ordering either of those you aren't really in a position to be picky about pizza.

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Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Grand Fromage posted:

This is not true at all. There are two local chains in Dayton (Marion's, which is great, and Cassano's, which used to be) that always square cut but otherwise I never saw it in my 24 years of Ohio.
I know Donato's here in Indiana does square cut pizza unless you specifically ask for pie cut slices (and sometimes even then), do they not do that over in Ohio? I'd have to think so, it'd be weird for them not to offer an option in their home state that they default to elsewhere, but who knows.

Square cut is a sin, btw

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Grand Fromage posted:

They don't do square cut. I guess maybe you could request it?

Of course if you're ordering either of those you aren't really in a position to be picky about pizza.

LC's square cuts their "deep dish" pizzas.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Grand Fromage posted:

They don't do square cut. I guess maybe you could request it?

Of course if you're ordering either of those you aren't really in a position to be picky about pizza.

What I am saying is that those places are the only places I've not seen square cut down here in Cincinnati.

I've some Mom and Pop shop pizzas, and even the chains (Marco's, Jet's) come in square by default down here.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Tumblr of scotch posted:

Square cut is a sin, btw

:agreed:

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Any form of cut pizza is a crime, because if it's cut when it arrives you can't reheat it in the oven without getting a pan greasy.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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MAD Magazine in the 50s had the right of it

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Tumblr of scotch posted:

Square cut is a sin, btw

You say that but I bet you've never encountered the trapezoid cut.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Here's the other two pages


deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Data Graham posted:

Here's the other two pages




I thought this was a totally serious anti-Italian propaganda piece until I scrolled down and saw the MAD logo.

So, uh, good job for MAD invoking Poe's Law way back in the 50s

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Data Graham posted:

Here's the other two pages




What the hell was wrong with pizza in the 50's? :confused:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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It was a Stupid Food Fad, you see


E: though I always did like the implication that Pizza may fade but Chinese is here to stay

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Tumblr of scotch posted:

I know Donato's here in Indiana does square cut pizza unless you specifically ask for pie cut slices (and sometimes even then), do they not do that over in Ohio? I'd have to think so, it'd be weird for them not to offer an option in their home state that they default to elsewhere, but who knows.

I don't remember the last time I saw a Donato's so dunno.

Iron Crowned posted:

What I am saying is that those places are the only places I've not seen square cut down here in Cincinnati.

I've some Mom and Pop shop pizzas, and even the chains (Marco's, Jet's) come in square by default down here.

Maybe Cincinnati is weird then. In Dayton the only place I ever regularly got a square cut pizza was Marion's.

This whole thing reminds me of Brits getting irrationally angry about American Smarties though, I don't get what the big deal is.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off
The place we order from in upstate New York does wedge cuts, unless you order extra-large. That one gets square cut by default.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



OK SERIOUSLY WHAT THE gently caress. Someone crossed a loving line on this one. This is where I need to invoke Pizza Rules.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Iron Crowned posted:

What I am saying is that those places are the only places I've not seen square cut down here in Cincinnati.

I've some Mom and Pop shop pizzas, and even the chains (Marco's, Jet's) come in square by default down here.

:what: Marco's doesn't do that, at least not in NE Ohio (Cleveland + suburbs, Akron/Canton, and so on). Only the huge party pizzas would be square-cut by default. Maybe it's a southern Ohio thing?
Also, lol if u don't cut you're pizza in concentric circles just lmao

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Titus Sardonicus posted:

:what: Marco's doesn't do that, at least not in NE Ohio (Cleveland + suburbs, Akron/Canton, and so on). Only the huge party pizzas would be square-cut by default. Maybe it's a southern Ohio thing?
Also, lol if u don't cut you're pizza in concentric circles just lmao

Ohio really is terrible

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Oh I didn't notice that, yeah Marco's in Dayton doesn't square cut. It's been so long I've forgotten the names of half these places.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Grand Fromage posted:

I don't remember the last time I saw a Donato's so dunno.


Maybe Cincinnati is weird then. In Dayton the only place I ever regularly got a square cut pizza was Marion's.

This whole thing reminds me of Brits getting irrationally angry about American Smarties though, I don't get what the big deal is.

Cincinnati is weird.

Born and bred in SW Ohio (Dayton specifically), I would have to agree that Marion's and Cassano's were the only two that I remember that were square cut. Cassano's used to be good, and then Marion's became Cassano's quality-wise. If you ever get over to the wonderful "city in a corn maze" that is Van Wert, there's a place called Klosterman's that will take both Cassano's and Marion's downtown and give them a good curb stomping.

Cassano's is selling frozen pizzas now? Anyone try one? Is it crap?

I'm in Cleveland now, and everything here is pie-like, and not really too good.

I miss Noble Roman's deep dish Sicilian.

In TYOOL 2016 Totino's pizza is now square so it fits in a toaster oven pan forcing a square cut. What hath God wrought?

/end pizza chat

Cerepol
Dec 2, 2011


Titus Sardonicus posted:

:what: Marco's doesn't do that, at least not in NE Ohio (Cleveland + suburbs, Akron/Canton, and so on). Only the huge party pizzas would be square-cut by default. Maybe it's a southern Ohio thing?
Also, lol if u don't cut you're pizza in concentric circles just lmao

that sounds dope. I kind of want a long circular chain of pizza


Apparently this is already a thing




It looks sad.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Grand Fromage posted:

This whole thing reminds me of Brits getting irrationally angry about American Smarties though, I don't get what the big deal is.
Well, if someone asks if you want some smarties and you're expecting chocolate and instead you get some sweet chalk you're going to be disappointed.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




CommonShore posted:

OK SERIOUSLY WHAT THE gently caress. Someone crossed a loving line on this one. This is where I need to invoke Pizza Rules.

NO PIZZA RULES.


chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

What the hell was wrong with pizza in the 50's? :confused:

It was brand new to a lot of people. Pizza had only hit the United States around the 1900s and 1910s, and exclusively in Italian immigrant communities. American soldiers returning from service in Italy in WW2 are credited with introducing a taste for pizza to a wider audience, so in the 1950s it was a weird ethnic food with strong tastes that was starting to become popular. When your diet consists of aspics and bland meat and potatoes dishes and you won't put detectable spices in anything but cakes, a tomato and mozzarella pie covered in anchovies and spicy sausage is going to flip your poo poo.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Iron Crowned posted:

What I am saying is that those places are the only places I've not seen square cut down here in Cincinnati.

I've some Mom and Pop shop pizzas, and even the chains (Marco's, Jet's) come in square by default down here.
More proof Cincinnati is secretly part of Kentucky/Indiana.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I'm in Cleveland now, and everything here is pie-like, and not really too good.
You can try a different mom and pop shop in NE Ohio every day and not run out of shops to try after a year, I swear. So much of it is poo poo but then you find somewhere good. Its been so long I can't remember where actually was good but drat if I don't miss still miss the places I forget.

atholbrose
Feb 28, 2001

Splish!

Grand Fromage posted:

Maybe Cincinnati is weird then. In Dayton the only place I ever regularly got a square cut pizza was Marion's.

Ok, so, my two cents as a Cincinnati resident. The only place I can think of that square-cuts round pizzas is Donatos, where they will wedge-cut them if you ask them to. I live in a neighborhood with a welter of pizza places, mom-and-pop, local and national chain, and the only other pizzas I can think of that get cut in squares are rectangular or square pizzas, where that's the way it makes sense to cut them.

And my vote is "who cares?" Pizza is pizza is pizza.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Tiggum posted:

Well, if someone asks if you want some smarties and you're expecting chocolate and instead you get some sweet chalk you're going to be disappointed.

I agree with that but I've met a lot of Brits who are pissed off that American Smarties even exist. They seem like personally offended that there's a different candy with the same name.

OutsideAngel
May 4, 2008

bike tory posted:

This is from a few pages back now but w/e

I've never seen milk in glass bottles here ever, or a milk vending machine. Whay city do you live in?

There are at least a few milk vending machines around Kobe, saw one in the basement of San Center the other day.

Also a lot of the burbs still do milk delivery. You see the trucks with their pallets of bottles in Suzurandai and Minotami. Out where I live there's a single guy who goes door to door, even in the big apartment complexes, selling milk. I dunno if he's just one lonely employee of a larger company or if he does his business for himself but he does sometimes come around and offer to sell up some milk that's a couple days away from going off for like third price, and it's pretty drat good dairy, too.

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012



I don't even know what to say about this.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


bike tory posted:

I've never seen milk in glass bottles here ever, or a milk vending machine. Whay city do you live in?
I first saw glass-bottled milk at a store in Miyazaki, and that vending machine was in a building alcove in Sendai. (It was rare enough to me that I took a picture of it.) GIS 瓶牛乳 for tons of examples. Here's one of Hida milk:



You can still get milk delivered: http://www.meiji.co.jp/takuhaimeiji/commodity/ (among other dairy companies offering the same service)
Also various types of yogurt/yogurt drinks and some healthy treats like a V-8ish vegetable drink and prune juice. Personally, I'd love to have bottles of coffee milk delivered daily.

Here, have some anti-food porn of a milk-based Hong Kong dessert:



I'm almost positive it tastes great (though I'm not big on grass jelly), but the presentation leaves something to be desired.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Please do not eat frog spawn.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Man and we used to call tapioca pudding frog spawn

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tiggum posted:

Well, if someone asks if you want some smarties and you're expecting chocolate and instead you get some sweet chalk you're going to be disappointed.

But I like American Smarties. :saddowns:

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
That looks like someone on a high protein low carb diet hit up the Golden Corral salad bar. Eggs, ham, and some broccoli peeking out because for whatever reason broccoli is the go to "well I need to eat something green" vegetable.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

RareAcumen posted:


NO PIZZA RULES.




yisssssss


Hirayuki posted:

Here, have some anti-food porn of a milk-based Hong Kong dessert:



I'm almost positive it tastes great (though I'm not big on grass jelly), but the presentation leaves something to be desired.

This looks like chia seeds soaked in whatever liquid that is. Dunno if that's a similar thing but I've had drinks with chia seeds floating in and they weren't too bad once you get past the texture.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

I mean, that ramen sandwich looks like poo poo but it doesn't look like poo poo.

But I think what needs to be done is that it needs taste testing. So I'll concede your victory if you make one, eat it, and document the experience either in text or video.

Trip Report: Ramenwich Taste Test (or "Victory, But At What Cost?")

Today, I'm preparing a Ramenwich.



I've chosen Shin Ramyun ramen, mainly because--against all odds--the gas station up the street didn't have any Maruchan on the shelves, obviously preferring to stock the good stuff. Only the best ramen for their customers, I guess.

The ingredients are
  • Bread (two slices)
  • Plain ramen (one package)
  • Regret (six tablespoons)

That last ingredient was locally-sourced and, in fact, homegrown right in my kitchen as I realized we had some fresh leeks left over from dinner last night, and we had lean pork, eggs, mushrooms, oyster sauce, and pretty much everything else I needed to make a killer ramen bowl for breakfast.

Instead, I put it on some bread! (Sara Lee 100% Whole Wheat or get out)



The paper plate, I feel, really accentuates the mood of this dish.



Results:

Well, it wasn't terrible. I think the worst part was how messy it was to eat. With some seasonings on the noodles, and with the bread toasted, this would be a passable "I'm too drunk to go to the store, and all I have is ramen and bread" meal.

I give it two and a half ramen bowls out of five. The potential is there, but it's just not being realized with this recipe.



BONUS

Here's a sample from my next novel, On the Trail of the Ramen Banditos

GOTTA STAY FAI has a new favorite as of 16:54 on Dec 20, 2016

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Titus Sardonicus posted:

This looks like chia seeds soaked in whatever liquid that is. Dunno if that's a similar thing but I've had drinks with chia seeds floating in and they weren't too bad once you get past the texture.
Chia seeds and basil seeds are all right, yes, once you get used to them. I'm still not sold on bubble tea; something about the thwock of the tapioca getting sucked up the straw sets off :gonk: vibes deep within me. Yet somehow I still crave bubble tea once in a while.

This particular variety of frog spawn is sago.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Hirayuki posted:

Chia seeds and basil seeds are all right, yes, once you get used to them. I'm still not sold on bubble tea; something about the thwock of the tapioca getting sucked up the straw sets off :gonk: vibes deep within me. Yet somehow I still crave bubble tea once in a while.

This particular variety of frog spawn is sago.

I absolutely can't handle drinks with something slimy in them. Juice with pulp or aloe vera gel, bubble tea, etc. It feels like I'm consuming something that's not supposed to be in my beverage.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Gonna go get me an eyeball drink for lunch

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Data Graham posted:

Gonna go get me an eyeball drink for lunch

Huh, I wish I'd known that was how you got eyes on the inside. I'd have had to consume a lot less alien blood and commit at least 90% less horrible atrocities to god and man if I'd been aware of that beforehand.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Trip Report: Ramenwich Taste Test (or "Victory, But At What Cost?")

Always a delight, FAI.

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