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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
I don't know what my dad is talking about my new years resolution couldnt be more clear

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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

That DICK! posted:

a god emperor implies godhood, newb.

god can be son of god too, sucka

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:

pathetic little tramp posted:

wasn't the green revolution basically because the US assassinated Iran's democratically elected ruler and installed our own guy so the theocrats were able to seize power basically on the back of "America sucks"?

Death to America, and Britain, and France, and Switzerland, and the Mushroom Kingdom and...

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
MORNING EXISTS.

YEAR IS NEW.

WORLD IS A gently caress.

TRUMP!! *click*

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

2018

the year of democrats

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Good

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

gods can’t actually be god kids. that’s stupid as hell. even when they do it it’s like oh this guy hosed the head of a goose.

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:
hang over posting isn't as fun as I thought it would be

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


rip this job creator RIP

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

pathetic little tramp posted:

I don't know what my dad is talking about my new years resolution couldnt be more clear



my fav is scared stupid

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

a.lo posted:

rip this job creator RIP

even in death he’s given jobs to undertakers, grave diggers, scooby doo monster trucks etc

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

https://twitter.com/nolo_contento/status/947865698109460480

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That DICK! posted:

gods can’t actually be god kids. that’s stupid as hell. even when they do it it’s like oh this guy hosed the head of a goose.

According to Hesiod, in the beginning there was Chaos ex nihilo; then, spontaneously came Gaia (female), Tartarus (male), and Eros (male);

Chaos, genderless, begat Erebus (male) and Nyx (female), whom begat Aether (male) and Hemera (female).

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hypha posted:

hang over posting isn't as fun as I thought it would be

drink more water next time

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

pathetic little tramp posted:

I don't know what my dad is talking about my new years resolution couldnt be more clear



I can actually hear your brain getting dumber.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

this trump thread is moving too slow. is this thee trump thread?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

pathetic little tramp posted:

I don't know what my dad is talking about my new years resolution couldnt be more clear



I'm assuming Earnest Goes to Camp is not on here because you've already watched it. Otherwise this deficiency is not tolerable.

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

That DICK! posted:

gods can’t actually be god kids. that’s stupid as hell. even when they do it it’s like oh this guy hosed the head of a goose.

uhhhh those are demigods which exist purely as cautionary tales






don’t have such sexy gooses running around, or you’ll have to take care of stupid gooseboy over there

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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pathetic little tramp posted:

wasn't the green revolution basically because the US assassinated Iran's democratically elected ruler and installed our own guy so the theocrats were able to seize power basically on the back of "America sucks"?

You can elect your own people IF you don't nationalize your oil.

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

Came to post this, hail Satan

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
TRUMP!

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Addamere posted:

According to Hesiod, in the beginning there was Chaos ex nihilo; then, spontaneously came Gaia (female), Tartarus (male), and Eros (male);

Chaos, genderless, begat Erebus (male) and Nyx (female), whom begat Aether (male) and Hemera (female).

Tag urselfs.


I am 'begat'

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
"2017 was a bit of a bumpy ride but i can say with absolute certainty its all uphill from 2018"

I posted this as a fb status and ppl are liking it but im p sure no one gets that its supposed to be bitterly ironic and not some success win thing

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Ernest went to Africa? I'm sure that has aged really well.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


trump

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I actually don't want to see anyone dead sorry if this pisses off the nazi or liberals

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Daycrew posted:

Tag urselfs.


I am 'begat'

im ex nihilo

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Addamere posted:

According to Hesiod, in the beginning there was Chaos ex nihilo; then, spontaneously came Gaia (female), Tartarus (male), and Eros (male);

Chaos, genderless, begat Erebus (male) and Nyx (female), whom begat Aether (male) and Hemera (female).

Daycrew posted:

Tag urselfs.




pissiod

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/947867900756549639

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Addamere posted:

im ex nihilo

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


No the true story is that hillary should have rammed into trump's plane at warp speed

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

owned

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I am.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

rich british family killed: owned

saudi Iraqi prince murdered :qq:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

my god name is Balldick and I got a big ol Dickball

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Trummp thread moving real slow this morning, bad sign for 2018

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Bearjew posted:

Trummp thread moving real slow this morning, bad sign for 2018

and you are?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

[spins around to face the camera and smirks] now I’m the bad guy of the trump thread now

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
I can't wait for the 20th when all of the cosntantly berated white house cabinet starts to jump ship cause they made it a year

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Backcountry
Jan 16, 2009
I'm not sure how excited you should be about that CEO dying in a plane crash. Every time a CEO is replaced they get exponentionally worse in all regards.

The whole corporate structure must be obliterated in one full swoop.

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