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Aglet56
Sep 1, 2011
If Trump dies from coronavirus, it will surely be endlessly analyzed and ground into conspiracy theory fodder. But do you think we'll get a new, distinct conspiracy around it? Like surely there will be people be digging into the nurse shifts on the night he dies and analyzing hospital floorplans and so forth, but do you think there will be people who are solely into Trump death conspiracies? I feel like modern conspiracy theories are dominated by big-tent conspiracies like Qanon rather than consisting of distinct camps like in the 90s where you had JFK, moon landing, Area 51, etc.

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Goast
Jul 23, 2011

by VideoGames

Aglet56 posted:

But do you think we'll get a new, distinct conspiracy around it?

it will just get folded into the qanon mythos as a faked covid death

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
He'll just turn into a King-Under-The-Mountain myth

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
There will be trump sightings like tupac and elvis

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

we won't have time to establish a conspiracy culture around a hypothetical trump death because the biden administration would be using it to start a war with china

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

D1Sergo posted:

Not sure if there's a better place to post about QAnon nuttery, I haven't been keeping up with QAnon but I got looking into some nutjob's twitter feed and it's like.... reading between the lines on all the Schizo-talk, these people are just fascists trying to openly advocate for genocide as quietly as they can, right? I don't know man, this poo poo is creeping me out more and more. When these fuckers get bold enough it's going to be like 10 mass shootings going off at once.

I think there's a dedicated QAnon thread around here somewhere too

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Qatamari Dumbassery

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I'm getting some weird "Bob Roberts" vibes from this whole Trump C19 thing.

For those who've never seen it it's about a Wall Street trader, folk singer, right wing "folk musician" whose sort of like a combination of Trump and Rush Limbaugh. He sings right wing folk songs and is a big rear end in a top hat. It stars Tim Robbins, Alan Rickman, Giancarlo Espisito, Gore Vidal, Jack Black and several other people you'd recognize. It's a mockumentary in the tradition of Chris Guest's movies. It's really good, has funny songs and is eerily prescient.

Anyway, down in the polls, Roberts stages a fake assassination attempt to frame the underground journalist digging into his shady past, leaving him alive but paralyzed, resulting a surge of sympathy votes that wins him the election. THe movie ends with ROberts singing one of his new songs in a wheelchair but the camera zooms in on his foot tapping. I don't think that's what's going on here but when I first heard Trump had covid it was the first thing I thought of.

EDIT:

I honestly expect "China poisoned him", "Dems gave it to him", "what a coincidence. Right before the election!" poo poo to start up in the RWM sphere this week.

BiggerBoat has issued a correction as of 15:58 on Oct 3, 2020

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Peanut President posted:

He'll just turn into a King-Under-The-Mountain myth

the Occultation of President Donald J. Trump

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

Aglet56 posted:

If Trump dies from coronavirus, it will surely be endlessly analyzed and ground into conspiracy theory fodder. But do you think we'll get a new, distinct conspiracy around it? Like surely there will be people be digging into the nurse shifts on the night he dies and analyzing hospital floorplans and so forth, but do you think there will be people who are solely into Trump death conspiracies? I feel like modern conspiracy theories are dominated by big-tent conspiracies like Qanon rather than consisting of distinct camps like in the 90s where you had JFK, moon landing, Area 51, etc.

Syncretism has been a major part of popular conspiracy theories for some time now, and by the start of the 1990s those "big tent" conspiracy theories were already well established, with the Kennedy assassination as a keystone for many of them.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


BiggerBoat posted:

I honestly expect "China poisoned him", "Dems gave it to him", "what a coincidence. Right before the election!" poo poo to start up in the RWM sphere this week.

That has already started, but its incoherent without any direction from the top. The trump admin has been a trickle of information, and none of it has been attack orders.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/pastormarkburns/status/1312427187220480000?s=20

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

*wallowing around in honey*
I'M ALL STICKY! THIS IS BECAUSE I WAS TARGETTED BY JEWS!

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

BiggerBoat posted:

I think there's a dedicated QAnon thread around here somewhere too

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3852601

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
https://twitter.com/Bevvie112/status/1305431440780390401?s=20

i'm brian Fellows

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/MissPavIichenko/status/1314057140877787136?s=19
https://twitter.com/Rainchimp/status/1314162394055270400?s=19

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
And what's up with System of a Down splitting into two bands that are each basically System of a Down? Weird metal bands aren't supposed to reproduce mitotically! :argh:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Tubgoat posted:

And what's up with System of a Down splitting into two bands that are each basically System of a Down? Weird metal bands aren't supposed to reproduce mitotically! :argh:

Tell that to Rhapsody, Rhapsody of Fire and Luca Turilli's Rhapsody :v:

Eimi
Nov 23, 2013

I will never log offshut up.


KozmoNaut posted:

Tell that to Rhapsody, Rhapsody of Fire and Luca Turilli's Rhapsody :v:

I thought Rhapsody and Rhapsody of Fire were the same band just there was a name dispute or something that they switched for.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Yeah, they split up Rhapsody in to two different bands because reasons.

There's another band where the name eludes me right now, but there are like 4 different people releasing music under the same band name, because they all claim it's theirs.

Eimi
Nov 23, 2013

I will never log offshut up.


:psyduck:

salisbury shake
Dec 27, 2011

D1Sergo posted:

Not sure if there's a better place to post about QAnon nuttery, I haven't been keeping up with QAnon but I got looking into some nutjob's twitter feed and it's like.... reading between the lines on all the Schizo-talk, these people are just fascists trying to openly advocate for genocide as quietly as they can, right? I don't know man, this poo poo is creeping me out more and more. When these fuckers get bold enough it's going to be like 10 mass shootings going off at once.

In Search of a Flat Earth touches on Qanon and the role conspiracy theories play in forwarding the right's agenda. It's a good watch.

But yeah, these are people having fun with accusing their political enemies of ridiculous things and rationalizing why their murders are just.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

KozmoNaut posted:

Yeah, they split up Rhapsody in to two different bands because reasons.

There's another band where the name eludes me right now, but there are like 4 different people releasing music under the same band name, because they all claim it's theirs.
Batushka?

https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/g27226/heavy_metal_a_tale_of_twenty_bands_all_called/

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle



Good write-up.

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013




Joke's on him I bought animal farm for a quarter in 7th grade and I've been a socialist ever since.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

cenotaph posted:

Joke's on him I bought animal farm for a quarter in 7th grade and I've been a socialist ever since.

Disney is a deep state plot to make animal farm palatable by way of talking animals

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Milo and POTUS posted:

Disney is a deep state plot to make animal farmpedophocracy palatable by way of talking animals

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Filed a FOIA request for full text and related correspondence of this
https://wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/P790011-1247_e.html
because there's no way a document titled "REPORT THAT UR DESTROYED SECRET US BASE ON MOON" sent to a paranoid anticommunist congressman doesn't have something hilarious in it.

Warthur
May 2, 2004



GWBBQ posted:

Filed a FOIA request for full text and related correspondence of this
https://wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/P790011-1247_e.html
because there's no way a document titled "REPORT THAT UR DESTROYED SECRET US BASE ON MOON" sent to a paranoid anticommunist congressman doesn't have something hilarious in it.
I know it probably isn't UR as in Ur the Sumerian city-state, but I want to believe.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Warthur posted:

I know it probably isn't UR as in Ur the Sumerian city-state, but I want to believe.

The US invading Iraq suddenly makes a lot more sense :tinfoil:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


posted this in the tmrupp thread too but I figure it should be enshrined here:
https://twitter.com/Jerusalem_Post/status/1335948000707928066?s=20

GWBBQ posted:

Filed a FOIA request for full text and related correspondence of this
https://wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/P790011-1247_e.html
because there's no way a document titled "REPORT THAT UR DESTROYED SECRET US BASE ON MOON" sent to a paranoid anticommunist congressman doesn't have something hilarious in it.

anything come of this

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
We regret to inform you that head of the Galactic Council Ashtar is on the Epstein flight logs

Awaiting comment from the 3,000 odd envoys to Mr. Ashtar

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik
poo poo, I’ve been binging SG-1 the last month, my body is ready for a galactic confederation

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

if mr eshed is lying about this then so help me god.

Eimi
Nov 23, 2013

I will never log offshut up.


https://twitter.com/ImmortalTech/status/1336135123381653507

SMERSH Mouth
Jun 25, 2005

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Underwater stuff became way more interesting once I got past the very lame depictions of Atlantis that exist in the popular imagination. In about 2010 or so when there was that weirdly mapped "canyon" section off the north coast of Africa was neat before it was disavowed as pecularities in the surveying data.

However, around this time there was another article I saw that talked about how an underwater "city" for lack of a better word that was discovered and going to be explored further, and there was even a picture of what they were diving into. It was this very angular looking point perhaps between two buildings with sharp geometry, kind of ziggurat-esque that made me think a little bit of Yonaguni (it wasn't that). I was never able to find the article or the picture again.

The Cuban Underwater Formation?



Latest I’ve seen about it was it never got followed up, the sea floor is too deep to have been above the water even during the last ice age, and that the above image is a very liberal interpretation of the sonar survey data.

Still something I wish there was an actual follow-up investigation to.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011



my hottest take is that yes, we are under observation by advanced alien civilizations, but in the form of a spectacular live ultraview show/documentary driving spectacular ratings due to the sheer entertainment value derived from seeing us stumble across all this *waves hands around in all directions*

turns out that after cold war they are ready for the series finale which is us against capitalism and global warming in a tremendous high stakes dramatic closing, and covid was just the start

afterwards, they shall help us out for the tremendous content generated for the ages to come for the enjoyment of all the galaxy

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Nah, it's just gonna be endless reruns, as in doing the same stupid poo poo over and over again.

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
I hope there's an alien laughing at all this poo poo, at least that gives me hope that my next life could be as one of them. Knowing my luck though I'll get born on the planet with alien Turbo-Hitler.

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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 200 days!

D1Sergo posted:

I hope there's an alien laughing at all this poo poo, at least that gives me hope that my next life could be as one of them. Knowing my luck though I'll get born on the planet with alien Turbo-Hitler.

i checked with the akashic records and im sorry to inform you that you are scheduled to be alien turbo-hitler

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