Inescapable Duck posted:

Apologies if already posted.

steinrokkan posted:

Czechoslovakia united by a strong desire to use pussy effectively

funmanguy posted:

You guys are just making up words.

CzarChasm posted:

Veiny

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

bring back eggplant wizard, to slay you all for improper tenses etc

threeagainstfour posted:

Brock ready to do his part to bail the UFC out of this string of PPV duds

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2723782-brock-lesnar-says-anytime-anywhere-regarding-possible-jon-jones-superfight

Mulaney Power Move posted:

hell yeah, i love to see brock tackle a motherfucker and hit him with his tiny hammer blows

wait is this d&d or rowdy ringsports. i can't even tell where i post anymore.

Forceholy posted:

Wrong subforum, homie.

Craig K posted:

i mean, it's about a man with brain problems that's ten years past his prime so uh

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

"a neovagina costs like one hundred thousandth of an F-35 and actually functions while wet"

Your Gay Uncle posted:

On Trump's military transgender ban to cut costs

oliwan posted:

https://twitter.com/VoetbalInside/status/889853214220320769

Yearly defense spending lmao

CyberPingu posted:

180m and couldnt stop 1 bomber

Phanatic posted:

They're all made up.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Moral of the story: when your older sister decides not to eat you out, don't pick that moment to be a colossal bitch about her dead husband.

Huntersoninski posted:

Umm

La Brea Carpet posted:

Phrasing.

fruit on the bottom posted:

AUTOCORRREEEEEEECT

Krispy Kareem posted:

Belgium and the U.S. are virtually tied in rapes per capita. If there were ever two countries with popped collars who did a head nod 'sup' passing each other on the street, it would be Belgium and the U.S.

We have more money, they have better healthcare, we both have really lovely histories with Blacks. It's a toss-up whose better or worse.

Fishstick posted:

I don't know if the history with Blacks thing is accurate for Belgium, it's always had a hands-off policy.

Cubone posted:

what ho
I believe I made it clear that I have no interest in ball smashing whatsoever, yet what do I find but that you have elected to direct me to a picture of ball smashing

Pick posted:

Touch all kids, every kid, everywhere except the no-no zone all the time forever

It's ok until they're 18 they are technically property

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

The no-no zone was the worst level in sonic the hedgehog.

I'm trying to go fast uncle robotnik! Please don't make me go to the "special zone" again!

Henchman of Santa posted:

I was at a party in college and there was a girl there telling a story about other girls chewing her out for something in high school, except she kept saying "eat me out." Somehow nobody said anything.

Anyway:

Calaveron posted:

Vedi vici veiny

panda clue posted:

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

The no-no zone was the worst level in sonic the hedgehog.

I'm trying to go fast uncle robotnik! Please don't make me go to the "special zone" again!

Buccaneer posted:

(While casually leaning menacingly on the "post thread" button in QCS) Funny thread about being racist towards Italians you got here, be a shame if something happened to it

Absurd Alhazred posted:

FactsAreUseless posted:

But it is pretty hosed up to think that by creating Slenderman, Something Awful ruined horror on the internet for 200 years.

Aphrodite posted:

Doom is just a ridiculous character at this point. They just keep upping the stakes with him all the time like a kid making up a character. He's a king. Also he's Iron Man. And a wizard. And he can time travel and it doesn't break anything because he's the only one who thought of that. No, no! You didn't shoot me, that was a robot clone! I'm still safe in my castle.

He's such a marry Sue.

gary oldmans diary posted:

christianity has so many layers of fan fiction about fan fiction. roll it into the marvel cinematic universe i say

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

choice is an illusion. but i am compelled by the deterministic forces of the universe to make stir-fry once in a while

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

i used to get bad nosebleeds as a kid, and sometimes my mom would use a tampon to stanch the bleeding. it worked like a charm

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Garrand posted:

I work in a hardware store. The number of times I get a lady in "My husband just sent me to pick up a screw."

Okay well here's my aisle with 1000 different types of screws. Usually just ends up with me on the phone with the husband (who often barely knows any more what kind of piece he needs anyway.)

Who What Now posted:

Man, I wish I got hit on at work...

Xibanya posted:

I learned from a goon in another thread that poison dart frogs synthesize their toxin from stuff in their natural diet, so poison dart frogs raised in captivity aren't toxic at all.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Unless the captors feed them that same kind of food. So don't go trusting any captive poison frogs!

mind the walrus posted:

Don't go trusting captive frogs
Please stick to the lizards and the snakes that you're used to