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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

FogHelmut posted:

Nick and Artie are syndicated in Philly now, and being a Philly person myself, last night's show has me dying. Artie's story about seeing Springsteen at the Vet, and Freddie Mitchell's phone call - everything about it is hilarious.
Philly goons :respek:

And god yes, everyone listen to the first 10-15 minutes of hour 1 of the 2/29 show where they talk about being syndicated in Philly. That was probably the longest stretch of the show ever that was so funny I thought I would explode from trying to contain my laughter at work.

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






AltronHGX posted:

Philly goons :respek:

And god yes, everyone listen to the first 10-15 minutes of hour 1 of the 2/29 show where they talk about being syndicated in Philly. That was probably the longest stretch of the show ever that was so funny I thought I would explode from trying to contain my laughter at work.

TAYLOR..........HEY TAYLOR............YOU'RE A MOTHERLESS WHORE! WHORE!!!

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I was looking for some actual documentation of the story Artie tells about the kid in the court at Veteran's Stadium making a statement before the judge about Troy Aikman's sexual orientation, but all I can find of this is the story only being told by Artie.

But I did find this - http://www.artiescrazy.com/ :stare:

porkfriedrice
May 23, 2010
Jesus. Artie accidently wiped himself with the sleeve of his shirt in the airplane bathroom? He needs to lose some weight.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

porkfriedrice posted:

Jesus. Artie accidently wiped himself with the sleeve of his shirt in the airplane bathroom? He needs to lose some weight.


Probably less effort for him just to get married have his wife wipe his rear end for him.

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.

Vakal posted:

Probably less effort for him just to get married have his wife wipe his rear end for him.

Just like how Bubba the Love Sponge would have his first wife wipe his rear end...with a towel.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfFi9ZUMpR4&t=0m30s

Ya ever take it in the shitpipe?

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
48 minutes of Tradio calls - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy8i1x6puxs

Vakal
May 11, 2008

musclecoder posted:

48 minutes of Tradio calls - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy8i1x6puxs

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

musclecoder posted:

48 minutes of Tradio calls - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy8i1x6puxs

Sal at 29:45

"What in tarnation is going on today? Gosh darn idiots. There's children listening to this stuff and there's some good Christians like myself listening as well... anyway I took a wiz this morning and a cockroach came out my dickhole,"

amazing

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

kylej posted:

Sal at 29:45

"What in tarnation is going on today? Gosh darn idiots. There's children listening to this stuff and there's some good Christians like myself listening as well... anyway I took a wiz this morning and a cockroach came out my dickhole,"

amazing

My favorite will always be the broken vase call. A close second is jizz stains.

Peter North
Apr 23, 2003

Daryl DBD posted:

Nick and Artie are on Adam Carolla's podcast today. I'm only 20 minutes in and it's loving awesome. Adam actually referenced the stabbing, which is the first time I've heard it been acknowledged.

Joy Behar addressed it pretty directly, too

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Mr Hands Colon posted:

Just like how Bubba the Love Sponge would have his first wife wipe his rear end...with a towel.

Artie should just order an ogbesian.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

musclecoder posted:

48 minutes of Tradio calls - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy8i1x6puxs

How about two and a half hours worth:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQEX-g9xlzA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ9CQ2V-fnc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhdjtBchIyw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kafKx_8-24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxQuP8wkz-g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8d2NzNkvQ0

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Man, at some point, even I feel sorry for the poor bastard hosting this show.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Breitbart and Nick, oh god.

Artie: "Was he a guy who was considered radical right wing?"
Nick: "No, he was just a smart guy."

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Shes Not Impressed posted:

Breitbart and Nick, oh god.

Artie: "Was he a guy who was considered radical right wing?"
Nick: "No, he was just a smart guy."

Well, he was smart I'll give him that. He trolled the gently caress out of almost an entire country. Repeatedly.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Breitbart and Nick, oh god.

Artie: "Was he a guy who was considered radical right wing?"
Nick: "No, he was just a smart guy."

It's a shame that video of Nick getting shut down by Shepard Smith on some Fox News show isn't still online. He's a funny guy, but he has the dumbest head for politics I've ever seen.

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

nm

OG KUSH BLUNTS fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Mar 6, 2012

hunter x az
Oct 28, 2003
Haven't listened to Stern in a couple years since Artie left, but was listening to TWUS today and heard a segment about JD and Jason fighting... any clips of that on the show? WHat's the background?

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
JD felt like Jason is supposed to be his friend (as opposed to the other people who do regularly mock him) and/or doesn't have a whole lot of room to call him a loser - and was upset that Jason kept tweeting that JD was creeping on a couple female guests, which made the female guests feel uncomfortable because they didn't realize JD is just a bit awkward and not actually dangerous (since they don't listen to the show.)

I like JD and his hilariously garbled gibbering when he's on air is fan-loving-tastic.

porkfriedrice
May 23, 2010
Has anyone seen this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGqiHAxKJ4E&feature=player_embedded

It's a really douchy photo collage of Beth and her brothers at Chimneyville. Someone at Dawgsaloon uploaded it to youtube from here:
http://animoto.com/play/1kiThTGyW9LDRteg9uWBBw

Not sure how long the original link will last, pretty sure it wasn't meant for the public, but who knows it could be a joke?

porkfriedrice fucked around with this message at 09:37 on Mar 3, 2012

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

porkfriedrice posted:

Has anyone seen this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGqiHAxKJ4E&feature=player_embedded

It's a really douchy photo collage of Beth and her brothers at Chimneyville. Someone at Dawgsaloon uploaded it to youtube from here:
http://animoto.com/play/1kiThTGyW9LDRteg9uWBBw

Not sure how long the original link will last, pretty sure it wasn't meant for the public, but who knows it could be a joke?

Was Beth's whole rear end in a top hat hanging out when she was doing cartwheels?

porkfriedrice
May 23, 2010
Welp, it looks like the original video has already been deleted. The whole thing is loving weird. Who carries around their sister like that? "Hey honey do some more cartwheels so I can get some more shots of your crotch." And why include those pictures in a slideshow with her brothers? Odd.

porkfriedrice fucked around with this message at 12:37 on Mar 3, 2012

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


They did go to Penn State...

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
What did I just watch? Did someone make those photos public by accident and someone made the collage as a joke or was the whole thing put together by Howard? In any case, I have two brothers who could hoist me up and twirl me about but guess what? THEY DON'T. It's creepy!

Someone on Reddit posted this video of Howard showing up in San Fran at the auditions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbAq5VVi0Y0

There are a lot of young people there...I am guessing they are plants? Assuming this is real but why wouldn't it be?

Agent Burt Macklin fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Mar 3, 2012

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Kelly posted:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbAq5VVi0Y0

There are a lot of young people there...I am guessing they are plants? Assuming this is real but why wouldn't it be?

Not plants at all. The line was configured as such that the cars would be driving directly in front of them.

And that wasn't even the whole crowd.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

-Atom- posted:

Not plants at all. The line was configured as such that the cars would be driving directly in front of them.

And that wasn't even the whole crowd.

There are so many young people that are excited to see Howard - it is pretty impressive he is still this widely received.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Kelly posted:

What did I just watch? Did someone make those photos public by accident and someone made the collage as a joke or was the whole thing put together by Howard? In any case, I have two brothers who could hoist me up and twirl me about but guess what? THEY DON'T. It's creepy!

Someone on Reddit posted this video of Howard showing up in San Fran at the auditions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbAq5VVi0Y0

There are a lot of young people there...I am guessing they are plants? Assuming this is real but why wouldn't it be?

This sounds like the bowels of hell, holy poo poo!

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

porkfriedrice posted:

Has anyone seen this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGqiHAxKJ4E&feature=player_embedded


Finally I'm famous.

porkfriedrice
May 23, 2010

Kelly posted:

What did I just watch? Did someone make those photos public by accident and someone made the collage as a joke or was the whole thing put together by Howard? In any case, I have two brothers who could hoist me up and twirl me about but guess what? THEY DON'T. It's creepy!


I actually feel a little bad about the whole thing, to a point. A little stalkerish. The story over at that forum is that Howard did put it together, music and everything. Someone found it on Beth's mom's Facebook a while ago, but just now decided to post the link to it. There are a lot of crazy photoshops/edits of the slideshow going on over there. I guess if you post things on the internet you can't get upset when people see it, though.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

kylej posted:

Finally I'm famous.

Kyle Ostrosky?

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
Here's High Pitch eating food.



Enjoy!

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Huh, I thought that was Kelly Clarkson.

chiz posted:

Kyle Ostrosky?

one of my favorite Oh My Dog! amazon tags

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
"non famous Ames model" made me :laffo:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






"btw i didn't train my dog myself"

COUNTIN THE BILLIES
Jan 8, 2006

by Ion Helmet
I liked "why the long face"

Burden
Jul 25, 2006

Can't save a word doc. LOL

Kt88
Aug 15, 2003
6550
Holy Christ, the amount of Chimneys on Howard's beach house! Hideous.

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hunter x az
Oct 28, 2003
So, you're making fun of his house having too many chimneys? :lol:

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