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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT
The porn is also mimics.

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SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
I still have the images of Abaddon's old /d/ porn inscribed in my memory, along with a thousand and one other shambling horrors from that board.

Pavlov
Oct 21, 2012

I've long been fascinated with how the alt-right develops elaborate and obscure dog whistles to try to communicate their meaning without having to say it out loud
Stepan Andreyevich Bandera being the most prominent example of that
Well, you went to 4chan. You kind of sealed your own fate there.

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
what sort of porn did he draw

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


was it non-euclidian

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



I hope it was the most plain, generic porn drawn from boring references with some boring tracing on top of it and then when he tried drawing demons suddenly his artwork went completely mad and he still doesn't truly know what happened.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

the old ceremony posted:

what sort of porn did he draw

Girls with penises and girls transforming into really incredibly fat and sweaty girls.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

SunAndSpring posted:

I still have the images of Abaddon's old /d/ porn inscribed in my memory, along with a thousand and one other shambling horrors from that board.

This is, uh, not the topic I expected when I saw new posts in here :stare:

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

SunAndSpring posted:

Girls with penises and girls transforming into really incredibly fat and sweaty girls.
pfft

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Tarezax posted:

The porn is also mimics.

Pavlov
Oct 21, 2012

I've long been fascinated with how the alt-right develops elaborate and obscure dog whistles to try to communicate their meaning without having to say it out loud
Stepan Andreyevich Bandera being the most prominent example of that

SunAndSpring posted:

Girls with penises and girls transforming into really incredibly fat and sweaty girls.

That's actually pretty tame. I was expecting worse from 4chan.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I think most people are glad they couldn't draw back when they were pubescent and online.

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


MikeJF posted:

I think most people are glad they couldn't draw back when they were pubescent and online.

Otoh perfecting drawings to fap to seems like a good way to motivate getting good at drawing proportions

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

Otoh perfecting drawings to fap to seems like a good way to motivate getting good at drawing proportions
Lol, probably not realistic proportions though.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!
F6BD

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
an extremely niche fetish i've encountered is women turning into chairs, i thought it'd just be too perfect

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I think we're gonna have to come to grips with the fact that every artist of any note has drawn porn, weird porn.

frodnonnag
Aug 13, 2007

Motherfucker posted:

I think we're gonna have to come to grips with the fact that every artist of any note has drawn porn, weird porn.

The drive of any artist is to draw a better dick.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
the sanctioned action is to smut

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!
Once your house is built, you have no further need for a Bad Dragon, since it is an ugly piece of silicone and its adherents idiots.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
i will 'fight' naked with 10000 men

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
You could have just said wrestle and lost the scare quotes.

Dead Reckoning posted:

Lol, probably not realistic proportions though.

All good artists draw good porn, this is a scientific fact. If you can't find it it's only because they haven't shared it.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Pavlov posted:

That's actually pretty tame. I was expecting worse from 4chan.
I was expecting Homestuck.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
let's be fair, it hasn't been ruled out

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Renaissance Robot posted:

You could have just said wrestle and lost the scare quotes.


All good artists draw good porn, this is a scientific fact. If you can't find it it's only because they haven't shared it.

Well, give or take the odd asexual who just has entire sketchbooks full of lovingly-detailed drawings of buildings.

Lovecraft was a weird dude on an extraordinary number of levels.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Tollymain posted:

let's be fair, it hasn't been ruled out
Excellent post/avatar combination.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Darth Walrus posted:

Well, give or take the odd asexual who just has entire sketchbooks full of lovingly-detailed drawings of buildings.

Lovecraft was a weird dude on an extraordinary number of levels.

I demand links because I'd never heard of this and "lovecraft sketches" is impossible to google without getting tons of white noise in the form of other people's illustrations of his stories.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!
Your stance must be wide. You must not be spare with the fluidity of your wrists or shoulders. You must have grip on the handle that is loose and unstrained. I heard it said you must be tender with your pen grip, as though with a lover. This is patently false. A pen is not your lover. It is a hideous tool for separating men from their vital fluids.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
Reach Heaven Through Sharpies

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Fish Noise posted:

Your stance must be wide.

I've heard that before.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
It is also important to keep your body lowered.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Renaissance Robot posted:

I demand links because I'd never heard of this and "lovecraft sketches" is impossible to google without getting tons of white noise in the form of other people's illustrations of his stories.

IIRC, his travel writing is a particularly dense vein.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Darth Walrus posted:

Well, give or take the odd asexual who just has entire sketchbooks full of lovingly-detailed drawings of buildings.

Lovecraft was a weird dude on an extraordinary number of levels.

I guess there's exceptions if your definition of 'porn' is strictly limited to pictures of naked ladies but what a terribly dull way to live

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I guess there's exceptions if your definition of 'porn' is strictly limited to pictures of naked ladies but what a terribly dull way to live
BRB, gonna go stick the Empire State Building up my rear end

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

PMush Perfect posted:

BRB, gonna go stick the Empire State Building up my rear end

I think I saw this in the GBS deviantart thread.

Well, close.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


reach heaven through dickgirls

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Say Nothing posted:

I think I saw this in the GBS deviantart thread.

Well, close.



Is.. is she/he also an amputee?

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!
You must strive for arousal-non-arousal when smutting. Your smut must be sticky and resolute. A weak, listless smut is a despicable thing. But you must also not cling to your porn, or its result. Clinging is the great error of men. A man who draws without thought of his action can smut God.

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

So how about that update.

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Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
I unno about that alt-text, I don't think 'om nom nom' quite gets what he was going for there.

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