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theyre all pretty grreaT: America Ends Negotiations With Bloodthirsty Warlord: A Look Back At John Bolton's Time In The Trump Administration (slideshow)
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BREAKING: Mr. Bennington Completely Lost His poo poo in 3rd Period BREAKING: Kyle Acting Like Petulant Little poo poo in 3rd Period
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Obvious Nepotism: This 5-Year-Old Boy Was Just Appointed Grocery Shopping Helper By His Own Parents
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Does anyone remember and love The Onion's parody of NPR's Serial podcast "A Very Fatal Murder"? I just found out they did a second season over the summer, but it's on some weird app called Luminary. There's a free trial though and so far it's worth almost not forgetting to cancel: https://luminarypodcasts.com/listen/the-onion/a-very-fatal-murder-luminary-exclusive/a-new-beginning/5235478f-8458-44fa-ba70-90a612b41069
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 Philadelphia To Become DirecTV, PA After Cream Cheese Manufacturer Loses Naming Rights
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Disgusting Freak: This Man Has an Entire Room in His House Dedicated to Urinating and Deficating. I feel like I'm going to throw up.
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ultrafilter posted:Two good ones from today: sweet christ, this ones good
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Retail Employee Has Little Daily Ritual Where He Drinks Dr. Pepper In Quiet Corner Of Stock Room And Doesn’t Kill Himself This one brings back memories
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DirectTV? Philly is already owned by Comcast . 
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Justin Trudeau Responds To Blackface Criticism With New ‘Triggered?’ Campaign Slogan
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ultrafilter posted:Two good ones from today: I'm a beefer-blasting cola whore who just got engaged, and this speaks to me. Time to get plane tickets to Minnesota.
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Last Chance posted:Does anyone remember and love The Onion's parody of NPR's Serial podcast "A Very Fatal Murder"? I remember the first season but it just seemed like a worse take on Done Disappeared.
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It's like the Onion is following me: Scientific Community Baffled By Man Whose Waist 32 With Some Pants, 33 With Others
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This is an oldie but it's one of my all time favorites https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1176572040326897669?s=20
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 Mattel Preempts Backlash Over Gender-Neutral Doll With Release Of New ‘Covered In Genitals’ Barbie
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Danger posted:I remember the first season but it just seemed like a worse take on Done Disappeared. Never heard of it
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ultrafilter posted:
It's about time.
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Fisher-Price Recalls Dangerous 30-Foot-Tall High Chair https://www.theonion.com/fisher-price-recalls-dangerous-30-foot-tall-high-chair-1838749032
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‘At Least They Don’t Know About My Leaking, Prolapsed Anus,’ Thinks Devin Nunes Filing Lawsuit Against Mocking Twitter Accounts lol this is so over the top i love it
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Heartbreaking: When This Man’s Wife Gave Birth To A Baby That Looked Exactly Like Him, He Realized That She Had Been Having An Affair With His Twin Brother
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Preview: ‘Pokémon Sword and Shield’ Is Sadly Marred By The Addition Of Sponsored Content Pokémon Like Boo Berry, Pep Boy Moe, And Florida Orange Can't wait to battle Sirfetched in a Target.
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Jubilant ISIS Prisoners Hail American Liberators goddamn. The last line posted:At press time, President Trump had shared a video of the liberated ISIS prisoners celebrating and thanked them for their support.
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For Its 33rd Year, OGN Adamantly Refuses To Report On The Pinball Expo ‘Flip Out’ Tournament Or Any Pinball-Related News The signatures really make this one.
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The Unabomber is right: pinball is cool
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