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Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Moist von Lipwig posted:

What? No. He's talking about how they're a bunch of lazy ne'er-do-wells and why do they just sit on the reserves and bootstraps bootstraps bootstraps!

You're overweight

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How Much Art
Oct 29, 2003
Trampoline Destroys Bear
I noticed he was just put on probation and I was giddy with delight because I thought it might have been because he fell for the mormon trick.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
09-24-2004 with Dean Cain is an amazing episode. One of my favorites.

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

Ez posted:

I did some gay porn in the late '70s.

I've had anal sex and passed out a couple times.

Hydrogen Oxide
Jan 16, 2006
H2Woah
This guy's, penis! Makes me sick!!!

John Fütbol
May 18, 2003

FUCKING GOOOOOOOAL IN PHRAGMATICS FYAD CONTEST

whatsabattle posted:

I've had anal sex and passed out a couple times.

That is my current text message ringtone. It's not the first Loveline drop I've used. It's pretty great.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
Does anyone know where "Where's my bourbon?" and "come here and give me a hug!" come from?

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!

Ez posted:

Does anyone know where "Where's my bourbon?" and "come here and give me a hug!" come from?

Pretty sure where's my bourbon is from Blue Velvet

Yep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVntLd4Xqsk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Dec 21, 2012

Brekelefuw
Dec 16, 2003
I Like Trumpets
Give me a hug is from the movie Buffalo 66.
It was very strange watching that movie and hearing that sound clip.

Hormones
May 9, 2009

Jubs posted:

09-24-2004 with Dean Cain is an amazing episode. One of my favorites.

I think it's actually 09-22-2004, in case anyone is going to look it up.

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

Brekelefuw posted:

Give me a hug is from the movie Buffalo 66.
It was very strange watching that movie and hearing that sound clip.

Same thing when I started watching 30 Rock, and Jack's mother shows up and I try forever to figure out how I know her voice and well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7HJH0IH3dc

Drunk Badger
Aug 27, 2012

Trained Drinking Badger
A Faithful Companion

Grimey Drawer

whatsabattle posted:

Same thing when I started watching 30 Rock, and Jack's mother shows up and I try forever to figure out how I know her voice and well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7HJH0IH3dc

I never related the two until now

i am kiss u now
Dec 26, 2005


College Slice

Ez posted:

Does anyone know where "Where's my bourbon?" and "come here and give me a hug!" come from?

https://docs.google.com/document/edit?id=1vMG0IiLVcNmgGjmV8ll4JzrmwdtOh-uKILnXohTMy9U&authkey=COC78rgO

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Hormones posted:

I think it's actually 09-22-2004, in case anyone is going to look it up.

Want to know why you knew that? It's because you are very blessed.

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!

Jubs posted:

Want to know why you knew that? It's because you are very blessed.

You're gay

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


You're fat

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.
No, not alright

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Please stop with the drops.

I know hindsight is 20/20, but I've always been baffled that people got fooled by Miriam. Her calls were always filled with so much overacting. She never changed her voice and always whispered real close to the phone while breathing heavily. She tried to sound like someone in a horror film before the phoneline gets cut.

Even after she got outed, they were still fooled by her several more times.

c0ldfuse
Jun 18, 2004

The pursuit of excellence.

Jubs posted:

Please stop with the drops.

One time I ate four boiled peyote buttons and felt nothing.

Rack
Aug 5, 2003

I've misunderstood what a lion is.


Grimey Drawer
Well what are ya gonna do?

AgentJotun
Nov 1, 2007
That's why you make the big bucks.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Your helmet is not a chair

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Jubs posted:

Please stop with the drops.

Alright alright alright, ok!

UP AND ADAM
Jan 24, 2007
Boring bit

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Time to lean, time to clean

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

please respond posted:

Time to lean, time to clean

That helmet's not a chair, Gentlemen!

c0ldfuse
Jun 18, 2004

The pursuit of excellence.
We can't feed dem' boys sticky rice!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Jubs posted:

Please stop with the drops.

Anderson, shut off Jubs mic.

i am kiss u now
Dec 26, 2005


College Slice
Finished listening to all of Loveline 2.0 The Adam and Drew Show and, to me at least, it began to sound more and more like "classic Loveline" as the episodes progressed. Also, they need to take more calls and then not take any.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
Drew must have forgotten how to get Adam to take calls.

"Adam, don't take any calls. Adam, DO NOT take another call"

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.
Guys, I have some bad news to report.

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/2013/01/huell_howswer_dead.php

quote:

Huell Howser--a California broadcasting legend for his various shows that have appeared on public broadcasting over the past couple of decades--has died, according to sources who spoke to the Weekly on condition of anonymity.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

He was........... grand

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008
poo poo, didn't he just retire?

He's stomping waffles with Jesus now.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

RIP

i am kiss u now
Dec 26, 2005


College Slice
So sad :(

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Oh my god no.

Adam never got him on the show. I hope they have a tribute episode.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
This song came on the radio at work today and my first thought was "Aww, Loveline's ending." I can't be the only one right?

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Jubs posted:

I know hindsight is 20/20, but I've always been baffled that people got fooled by Miriam. Her calls were always filled with so much overacting. She never changed her voice and always whispered real close to the phone while breathing heavily. She tried to sound like someone in a horror film before the phoneline gets cut.

Even after she got outed, they were still fooled by her several more times.

Nobody has an opinion on this?

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!

Ez posted:

This song came on the radio at work today and my first thought was "Aww, Loveline's ending." I can't be the only one right?

Every drat time. I would go to bed listening on my headphones and it would play and I had become conditioned to pull off my headphones the second I heard that song without even waking up.

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Rack
Aug 5, 2003

I've misunderstood what a lion is.


Grimey Drawer

Jubs posted:

Nobody has an opinion on this?

Jubs I can't think about stuff like that right now, I gotta rock!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvt9wjObDAQ

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