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Scyantific posted:Don't worry this time we'll hit em with Cryptolocker and lock up their weapon systems Extorting the aliens for some space bitcoins is going to be the B-plot that starts this whole invasion.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Extorting the aliens for some space bitcoins is going to be the B-plot that starts this whole invasion. No, that's how we beat them, we show them bitcoin and they spend all their computer cycles mining and eventually burn up from the waste heat. The part where the huge ship is wreathed in fire? That's bitcoin, baby.
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A: That is terrible music for the trailer. B: I thought the Beastie Boys didn't licence their music for commercial use.
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Star Trek looks stupid and fun in the right way that a Justin Lin movie should and sounds more like a TOS episode than the previous two movies did. Loved those and will probably love this too.Indolent Bastard posted:I thought the Beastie Boys didn't licence their music for commercial use. They've been in every single one of the Pine Trek movies.
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Surlaw posted:They've been in every single one of the Pine Trek movies. They must be huge Trek fans judging by all the Star Trek references in their songs. Also there was a theory that 'Sabotage' was used in the '09 film as a dig at William Shatner because he famously had trouble pronouncing that word.
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Surlaw posted:Star Trek looks stupid and fun in the right way that a Justin Lin movie should and sounds more like a TOS episode than the previous two movies did. Loved those and will probably love this too. Yeah, I'm definitely down for this movie based on the trailer.
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Surlaw posted:Star Trek looks stupid and fun in the right way that a Justin Lin movie should and sounds more like a TOS episode than the previous two movies did. Loved those and will probably love this too. I didn't remember that.
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Awesome stunts, hot alien chicks, space explosions, what more could you want from a summer blockbuster?
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Star Trek looked very "meh" to me. Looked like a Marvel movie with "Generic Bad Guy." Who are the antagonists, Cardassians? (Kardashians?)
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Indolent Bastard posted:I didn't remember that. Young Kirk was listening to Sabotage in his father's car before sending it down a cliff. In the second movie, another Beastie Boys song (was it Intergalactic?) was his clock alarm when he woke up with two catgirl aliens (maybe the same species as M'ress in the animated Trek). FooF posted:Star Trek looked very "meh" to me. Looked like a Marvel movie with "Generic Bad Guy." Who are the antagonists, Cardassians? (Kardashians?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2XOLoeBPEk
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Mulva posted:Awesome stunts, hot alien chicks, space explosions, what more could you want from a summer blockbuster? Let's not forget about the pun-overload that will be the Michael Giacchino soundtrack. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, look up a tracklisting for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. It is some of his finest work.
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FooF posted:Star Trek looked very "meh" to me. Looked like a Marvel movie with "Generic Bad Guy." Who are the antagonists, Cardassians? (Kardashians?) It's Idris Elba playing a new character, I'm down for that. Mierenneuker posted:Let's not forget about the pun-overload that will be the Michael Giacchino soundtrack. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawn_of_the_Planet_of_the_Apes#Soundtrack Goddamit 
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Deakul posted:What the hell did they do this franchise?  YES yes! I'm drinking this up. I'm going to show this to my one (I only allow one) Trekkie friend and drink up her delicious agony as she realizes the series has become Sci-Fi Fast and Furious. Awesome.WOAH CHECK IT OUT BRO THE NEW STAR TREK LOOKS FLIPPIN' RAD
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commy gun posted:Just a reminder that Jeff Goldblum bested the aliens by giving them malware so if they upgraded to McAfee platinum or something earth is hosed. edit: I'm suddenly ashamed I'm making anti-virus jokes, I'm better than this.
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Please God give over control of the Marvel Cinematic Universe to Justin Lin.
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TheFallenEvincar posted:
It's been a series of loud, bombastic action movies since the mid-90's, people have no excuse to still be surprised.
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Surlaw posted:It's been a series of loud, bombastic action movies since the mid-90's, people have no excuse to still be surprised.  Vintersorg posted:Eat poo poo Trekkies if you dislike that trailer.
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gently caress yah, new Trek looks awesome. This summer is gonna own. Eat poo poo Trekkies if you dislike that trailer.
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What I like is that it's not just a Star Trek trailer with Sabotage playing; it's a trailer that you know is for Star Trek because Sabotage is playing.
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TheFallenEvincar posted:
You sound like an excellent friend, since you're so interested in "drinking up delicious agony" of a friend, and definitely not insufferable.
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:You sound like an excellent friend, since you're so interested in "drinking up delicious agony" of a friend, and definitely not insufferable.
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They're making Star Trek movies? I hadn't noticed because STAR WARS STARWARSTSTARWARSSTARWARSSTARWARSSTARWARSSTARWARSSTAR
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:You sound like an excellent friend, since you're so interested in "drinking up delicious agony" of a friend, and definitely not insufferable. People who hardcore identify with their entertainment choices deserve this kind of agony: ie. Trekkies, Star Wars fans, Middle Earth people, Dr.Who people.
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Vintersorg posted:People who hardcore identify with their entertainment choices deserve this kind of agony: ie. Trekkies, Star Wars fans, Middle Earth people, Dr.Who people. I feel like a lot of these people crossover. Like Firefly fans are just Star Wars fans in cowboy gear.
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Teaser trailer for High-Rise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRBeZGYisLg As you can probably guess, things don't stay so peachy keen.
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Vintersorg posted:People who hardcore identify with their entertainment choices deserve this kind of agony: ie. Trekkies, Star Wars fans, Middle Earth people, Dr.Who people. The Star Trek movie thread's pretty funny/sad right now.
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kiimo posted:I feel like a lot of these people crossover. Like Firefly fans are just Star Wars fans in cowboy gear. 
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muscles like this? posted:Teaser trailer for High-Rise. Good trailer. Color me interested.
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muscles like this? posted:Teaser trailer for High-Rise. The guy who did Kill List, eh? Based off what I'm seeing about the novel, I'm expecting something akin to Snowpiercer, and that's okay by me.
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muscles like this? posted:Teaser trailer for High-Rise. So psyched for this
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muscles like this? posted:Teaser trailer for High-Rise. I was kinda hoping for a Die Hard reboot there for a second.
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muscles like this? posted:Teaser trailer for High-Rise. Finally!
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I'm assuming there's some rejiggering of the story to make Tom Hiddleston's character the main one all the way through. In the book he kind of trades off with Luke Evans' character for the middle section.
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muscles like this? posted:I'm assuming there's some rejiggering of the story to make Tom Hiddleston's character the main one all the way through. In the book he kind of trades off with Luke Evans' character for the middle section. It would be way more interesting if they left in the trade off, but you are probably correct; modern film audiences might not be able to understand that kind of transition.
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The use of Sabotage has got to be the worst choice for a trailer in a long time. Absolutely tone-deaf (and I don't care that it's a reference to previous Trek stuff). Maybe worse than San Andreas. Definitely worse than San Andreas.
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Supercar Gautier posted:Actually, it's great.
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Jewmanji posted:The use of Sabotage has got to be the worst choice for a trailer in a long time. Absolutely tone-deaf (and I don't care that it's a reference to previous Trek stuff). Maybe worse than San Andreas. Definitely worse than San Andreas. Dont be such a sourpuss poster Jewmanji.
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Supercar Gautier posted:Actually, it's great.
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Jewmanji posted:The use of Sabotage has got to be the worst choice for a trailer in a long time. Absolutely tone-deaf (and I don't care that it's a reference to previous Trek stuff). Maybe worse than San Andreas. Definitely worse than San Andreas. No.
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