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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Twitter reporting Ken pissed hot for nandrolone, elevated T/E ratio, and methadone lol

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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
holy poo poo methadone?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
it's not really very surprising to hear that ken probably has an opioid addiction, but it is surprising that a 100 year old juicehead hasn't figured out his cycles yet

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Kimbo pissed hot for nandrolone and T/E ratio. Both are facing 1-year suspensions. So there's your enhanced performance.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
still incredible how they got busted in Texas

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Luigi Thirty posted:

Twitter reporting Ken pissed hot for nandrolone, elevated T/E ratio, and methadone lol

all that money for drugs and Royce just kneed him in the nutsack and won. Gracie cheating is more efficient with its energy and finances.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Solomonic posted:

all that money for drugs and Royce just kneed him in the nutsack and won. Gracie cheating is more efficient with its energy and finances.

royce's finances are so efficient that it has become a federal concern

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Triticum Guzzler posted:

holy cow i just checked their website and not only is the next show on friday but they have some kind of sensei seagal style krav maga guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FBklpU5_bM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIN1vOqXcTc

I like Old Man Samurai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjQOU-YQ3dM

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth
i wanna do old man samurai fighting when im old man

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Venator FC has signed Paul Harris and you can suck their dick.

https://twitter.com/FrankMerendaVV/status/712325981399343104

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry

Le Saboteur posted:

Venator FC has signed Paul Harris and you can suck their dick.

https://twitter.com/FrankMerendaVV/status/712325981399343104

Haha, holy poo poo the CEO is insane. Curious if this will actually happen.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Le Saboteur posted:

Venator FC has signed Paul Harris and you can suck their dick.

https://twitter.com/FrankMerendaVV/status/712325981399343104

That guy's axe doesn't look regulation.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Venator is my favorite promotion. On a related note, what is Venator?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

HEY NONG MAN posted:

That guy's axe doesn't look regulation.

I have no idea who axe guy is but he'll most likely inherit a crippling leg injury rather than the earth.

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012

projecthalaxy posted:

Venator is my favorite promotion. On a related note, what is Venator?

Latin for hunter

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Italian sports owner guys are so insane sometimes, it's great

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Venator is amazing.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Palhares deserves to make a living, by breaking the rules and taking away other guys ability to make a living

Mannetosen
Aug 22, 2010

What's all this racket up here, Barnett? You watchin' your girl cartoons again?
Meek is probably gonna die horribly unfortunately.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
If Palhares takes a fight during his suspension, what would the NSAC do? Ban for life? Add years to his ban?

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Ban him for life and then Palhares keeps fighting in Italy and nothing can be done about it until Italy decides that they're abiding by US athletic commission rules.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

manyak posted:

Palhares deserves to make a living, by breaking the rules and taking away other guys ability to make a living

"Anyone who knows him knows that he is a good guy who never wants to hurt anyone. He's a hard worker, a serious and respectful guy who genuinely loves the world of combat sports." Venator president Frank Merenda said in a statement.


1st AD posted:

If Palhares takes a fight during his suspension, what would the NSAC do? Ban for life? Add years to his ban?

Ban him for life I'm guessing, but the real thing would be Venator being banned from hosting events in America too. Which probably isn't a big deal to Frank "suck my loving cock" Merenda, but that's what has kept other promotions from wanting to promote suspended dudes before. Even Rizin has tried to see how much they can tip toe around it with signing Wanderlei.

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

Eat This Glob posted:

I have no idea who axe guy is but he'll most likely inherit a crippling leg injury rather than the earth.
:golfclap:

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

Poor Meek. Even though Palhares is nuts or an rear end in a top hat or whichever, his fights really are thrill rides

gunblade
Sep 1, 2008

-Just lucky, I guess
Funny how this playboy over in Italy is the only one in the world who genuinely knows and understands Jason "Mayhem" Miller and Rousimar "Foot troll" Palhares.

For real though, Emil Meek is a guy who has been struggling with gaining momentum in his MMA career for a couple of years. On the European scene, the opportunity to get a win over a name fighter like Palhares is probably just the kind of chance Emil couldn't turn down.

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth
emil wants to fight in the ufc and he is convinced that the ufc will sign him if he beats palhares. he went to vegas for the tryouts for ultimate fighter s23 and he would have gotten in if they didnt ditch the welterweights.

rip(hehe) his knees

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Skip My Posts posted:

Italian sports owner guys are so insane sometimes, it's great

Really pretty much every fight promoter is an insane lunatic, a crook or some combination of both. You could tell me that the MFC dude (Edmonton based Canadian promotion run by a dickhead) sent those tweets and I'd have believed you.


It's really incredible that union busting casino owners with a figurehead who gets in twitter fights with 14 year olds are the most responsible business people in combat sports.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

attackmole posted:

Really pretty much every fight promoter is an insane lunatic, a crook or some combination of both. You could tell me that the MFC dude (Edmonton based Canadian promotion run by a dickhead) sent those tweets and I'd have believed you.


It's really incredible that union busting casino owners with a figurehead who gets in twitter fights with 14 year olds are the most responsible business people in combat sports.

Frank and Lorenzo were/are huge marks for MMA and weren't looking to cash out quickly, it's gonna be sad when they sell or die and some corporate fuckhead takes the reigns.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
so whats the worst possible fight bellator could out together with phil baroni and when do you think it will headline in new york

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Triticum Guzzler posted:

so whats the worst possible fight bellator could out together with phil baroni and when do you think it will headline in new york

The worst fighter with the most arabic sounding name sounds about right

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Triticum Guzzler posted:

so whats the worst possible fight bellator could out together with phil baroni and when do you think it will headline in new york

Has Baroni fought Guyborg, because I recently realized that he was under Bellator contract

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Triticum Guzzler posted:

so whats the worst possible fight bellator could out together with phil baroni and when do you think it will headline in new york

Baroni vs Shamrock* 2

*shamrock variety may vary depending on regional and legal availability

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I believe in my heart of hearts that Phil could beat up a Shamrock in 2016

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

gunblade posted:

For real though, Emil Meek is a guy who has been struggling with gaining momentum in his MMA career for a couple of years. On the European scene, the opportunity to get a win over a name fighter like Palhares is probably just the kind of chance Emil couldn't turn down.

I looked him up on Sherdog and please I would like to know what "No Contest (Overturned by the Promoter)" is supposed to mean, from his fight with something called Piotr Danelski. I'm assuming it is just some kind of hilarious Polish MMA corruption but according to google it is the sole recorded instance of that result.

e: oh ok here we go
http://www.mmaviking.com/emil-weber-meek-loss-changed-to-no-contest/

apparently Danelski was about to lose by TKO in the third round, so the ref stopped the action and gave him a minute or two to recover, then restarted the bout to enable an extremely Polish majority decision. The promoter was so embarrassed that he just voided the result.

Schenck v. U.S. fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Mar 23, 2016

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Detroit_Dogg posted:

The worst fighter with the most arabic sounding name sounds about right
Pretty sure Mostapha al-Turk can't make 185 :(

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
phil baroni vs abject poverty

gunblade
Sep 1, 2008

-Just lucky, I guess

EvanSchenck posted:

I looked him up on Sherdog and please I would like to know what "No Contest (Overturned by the Promoter)" is supposed to mean, from his fight with something called Piotr Danelski. I'm assuming it is just some kind of hilarious Polish MMA corruption but according to google it is the sole recorded instance of that result.

e: oh ok here we go
http://www.mmaviking.com/emil-weber-meek-loss-changed-to-no-contest/

apparently Danelski was about to lose by TKO in the third round, so the ref stopped the action and gave him a minute or two to recover, then restarted the bout to enable an extremely Polish majority decision. The promoter was so embarrassed that he just voided the result.

Lol yeah I remember that. Good for Emil that his next fight will be fair and professional, nothing like that last one. Oh, wait..

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

EvanSchenck posted:

I looked him up on Sherdog and please I would like to know what "No Contest (Overturned by the Promoter)" is supposed to mean, from his fight with something called Piotr Danelski. I'm assuming it is just some kind of hilarious Polish MMA corruption but according to google it is the sole recorded instance of that result.

e: oh ok here we go
http://www.mmaviking.com/emil-weber-meek-loss-changed-to-no-contest/

apparently Danelski was about to lose by TKO in the third round, so the ref stopped the action and gave him a minute or two to recover, then restarted the bout to enable an extremely Polish majority decision. The promoter was so embarrassed that he just voided the result.

Ah, the Pudzian judging technique.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Moat Fights 3 this Friday on nico! :woop: :supaburn:

http://sp.live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv256962770

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omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


My cold, dead heart doesn't get excited for much but I'm excited about this

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